Sarah Burke #115 She ate all the pie, none of her clothes tie, all she does is lie

[Give me Strength]

I’d say they found Keith Sheehan. Rocked up outside his door yesterday in the dented jeep. Teet and Charlie Duffy in their Bulls and Lakers vests. BigBack in her maternity shorts and vacious vest, Jewish curls, baps n flaps hanging out and her Dahmlers on with Belly long legs in pigtails hanging off her hip. She fucked the cangelll through Sheehans front window. Can you imagine the scene Then Pewpew and Keyring arrive in the FASTWAY van and all hell breaks loose

 

[#transparency]

Candel in the hall, rejewed lyrics.
Goodbye size 16 jeans, though you never fitted them at all, you had the grace to hold yourself, with the shiny overpriced vest, while those around you crawled
Keith Sheeran crawled out of the woodwork and called you #chunky and set you on the treadmill and got inside your brain

Chorus
And it seems to me you live your life like a candel in the hall, never know what to do when the troll comments came in
Charlie Duffy tried to save you but he was just a kid, the candel burnt out long before your love handles did

 

[Macey]

Going to have to ring work in the morning.
Tell them there's a lot going on in the background & I won't be in

 

[spotlight]

They rang Tina? Her previous landlord

 

[Awshtop]

Firstly - no one cares about the weight increase or decease. It’s:

• The fact that you set up a business charging people to join a group for weightloss with NO qualifications. You are deceiving people.
• Filtered and photoshopped pics.
• The lies.

Secondly - you moved and decided not to share details but you cannot be surprised people are curious when YOU chose to share every aspect of your life all along including every other house move. For this reason, it is odd that you moved and didnt even mention. Last update on a house was that you were saving for a mortgage.
YOU shared this info.
Thirdly - keith tweets. Out of context is irrelevant! There is no context where the below comments are acceptable. Coming on defending that is shocking. You should not be condoning. The tweets were between 2012-2021. THAT IS NOT 20 YEARS AGO.
Gay c**nt get off twitter
Who cares you fat f**k
Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat ya fat ba**ard
Fat f**king diabetes face
Shut up you fat f**k
Shared the hungry hungry hippos meme of the girls in the pool
Ya *******
Retweeting ‘Ill f**k you right in the fa**y’
YOU shared that these twits were on tictok.
Fourthly - unfortunately you have ‘gotten into’ Lukes private life.
YOU shared information. It was YOU that told the followers that his father was not in his life. This was quickly deemed incorrect as Luke was seen with his dad.
Social media is a horrible place and I wouldn’t dream of putting myself or my family out there. YOU have chosen to put yourself and your family on it But I think if you are going to continue you need to start being honest probably starting with yourself.

 

[Crones884]

This is how I imagine the evening went when Keet got home from work

Keet: Sayrah gurl theres no canDel In the hall i dont know what kind of day you had
Burp: Tweety bird dont even ask boy, i spent the day on Facebook deleting comments and hoping my 10 year old nephew was gonna come back me up in a fight cause Ed Sheerans cousin Keith called me chunky.
Keet: Ah but burps girl you are chunky but not in a nasty way xoxo

 

[Antop2020]

GREEN BLAZER! GREEN BLAZER!!!

she's on a mad one

Also they are wrong with their dates AGAIN, since when is 2012 20 years ago

 

[Beach30]

Also were the tweets not from 2022 from Keith posted here !!! Could have seen it wrong now

It depends whether you're reading the timestamps from tattoos or not

 

[Wexy123]

She might aswell have started that with Dear Tattle everything she mentions is from here, the fake weight loss, the tweets, the house move, the Brian stuff She's such a liar too, she pretended for so long that Brian had no relationship with Luke even though people have seen them together and now when it's been proven beyond a doubt that they do have a relationship she's claiming that "she enabled it"
And she doesn't need to report her weight weekly.....ehhh you've been doing it for a good 6 months now Sarah and absolutely no one asked you to you clown. And no one believes you anyway #chunky.

 

[Beach30]

The incredible Chunk is raging!

 

[Weirdcat]

No zoom last night because "things going on in the background" so shit has definitely hit the fan

 

[Littlediamond28]

3 years old, i'd rather be called chunky than fat too. You can't call someone out for something your fiance does too in my opinion.
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There was also tweets from 2021 calling people "$pastic".

He's much worse than the Keith that commented on her page.

 

[#transparency]

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Not the best, but fun to write in work

Goodbye Sarah Burke
all of your lies, we saw right through
You tried to scam through renew jew
the Tina said pew pew
And Keets Tweets were discovered
they were there, for all to see
Sarah Burke ignored it all
she wanted to just be

and in her squat, she lived her life
then threw her candle in the bin
doing her b perfect make up
on her double chin
she would've like a deli roll
But she was a fat teen
The candle was thrown own long before
She ever got lean

Losing weight was tough
Like the cheese roll, stuffed in your face
you felt you were a superstar
Until Keithy mocked their race
Every food you fried
All the cheese, you hounded down
What was it the tattlers said
Oh Sarah, you're a clown

and in her squat, she lived her life
then threw her candle in the bin
doing her b perfect make up
on her double chin
And I would've like a deli roll
But she was a fat teen
The candle was thrown own long before
Sarah Burke ever got lean

Goodbye Sarah Burke
gone away, like 90 cysts
no you dont have any friends
and your fiance's a jerk
Goodbye Sarah Burke
with love from us, who tattle you
your instagram is no success
Unmatched like renew jew

and in her squat, she lived her life
then threw her candle in the bin
doing her b perfect make up
on her double chin
And I would've like a deli roll
But she was a fat teen
The candle was thrown own long before
Sarah Burke got lean

 

[MollyMalone]

Early thread title suggestion (cos I beg of you all to have #chunky in it)

Sarah Burke #116 beauuudiful skin and perfect teeth, Sarah thinks she's hunky but Keith says she's #chunky

 

[HawTea2.0]

What's the message on the app she sent to everyone, looking for her monthly payment no doubt She will need to have some balls to advertise spaces for next month after the shit show the last couple of days

“Use code chunky for 20%”

 

[Crones884]

Sarah got called chunky it was more than she could handle, Keiths unsure how she feels cause she never lit the candle

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

She won't come off social media because it's her life - she has no friends, she's never invited anywhere, no play dates, no catch ups with other parents and their kids, no job, no prospects, so she uses social media (and food) to fill the massive void in her life. Let's face it she doesn't even have content, all she talks about is Bellys sleep, coffee, the butchers, what she's going to eat, shoe polish.......none of which is remotely interesting. Things we all do daily without batting an eyelid seem to be major life events for her - taking a shower, washing her hair etc She has such a pitiful existence and she has no-one to blame bar herself, all because she is such an insufferable unlikeable cunt.

 

[Dusty2020]

For old times sake let’s remember the time she got Luke pjs “last Christmas as an only child” and him with a sister… yet she “enabled” the relationship liar liar chunkys on fire

 

[Get off my chest]

Quick, someone send her a bag of jellys.