Sam Gowland

[Sandyday1980]

It's so obvious he owns it!! Literally every day he's promoting it.

But guys.... best thing to come out of 2021 is the new spray fucking hilarious.

I love his dedication to it

Hell be like ah just done a great work out, seeing how the new build is coming on and I come home and FUCKING WOW TWO MINUTES AND IT'S MADE ME WHOLE HOUSE SMELL. BLOODY HELL THAT'S GOOD

Yep pretends he doesn't. Constantly plugging it every day with no mention he has something to do with it. Just that he's doing everyone a favour .

Don't get me started on his Dubai trip. I follow him cos he is so cringe literally everything is an ad but he tries to make out its not

 

[Shamelesshorse]

His house is gonna stick out like a sore thumb on that estate. The plans show a totally different style property to the ones that are already there.

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...meal-THREE-years-boasting-worth-millions.html

" there's a reason people keep stopping me saying "where did you get your teeth done?" because they look so natural "

He's thicker than the horse manure in the field down my road. If his teeth looked natural people wouldn't be asking where he had to them done, because they wouldn't know they had been done.

 

[Leo100]

That house he is building still hasn’t sold!! After 6 months.. and still listed at 1.4m. Embarrassing

I'm from the area (not the expensive part down the road) and where he's building used to be exclusive and for rich people , now they've shot houses up all over , people try to brag they live there but it's just basic new builds now , rip off

 

[Cprice91]

The guy thinks he’s something he ain’t it’s embarrassing

 

[Alalal]

Yeah and then he does his stupid story chain to promote that stock group and the football chat whenever he needs a few more pounds for his holidays

 

[peachesncreammm]

Does anyone else think these responses he gets on his “send me your worst date/revenge” question things on insta is all just him replying to himself? Like some of them are just ridiculously fake

 

[Blonde123]

Should he been putting AD on all those football betting posts. Hmm think the advertising agency need to send him a warning

 

[Alalal]

That house he is building still hasn’t sold!! After 6 months.. and still listed at 1.4m. Embarrassing

 

[Doobop]

On the advertisement on RM it says 40 week build time. I wonder if hell only start building once he gets a buyer. All strange. But just as strange as his ex chloe only just getting her mortgage approved even though she's been banging on about her new house for months strange folk lol

 

[Alalal]

After all that I’m building my dream home rubbish, turns out he was just doing it as a development. He’s such a liar.

After all that I’m building my dream home rubbish, turns out he was just doing it as a development. He’s such a liar.

It’s been listed since May 21. They probably didn’t get any offers and so did a story with a local paper to give it some PR

what happened to his whole “the first brick will be laid in May and I’ll be in by christmas”

feels like he ran out of money to build it

 

[Shamelesshorse]

There is definitely something still going on between him and Chloe. She stared promoting wax melts and home scents on Ferry Homely at the same time that he started doing his.

 

[Annecdote]

Sam ‘can’t thank you enough’ Gowland. He’s got no other vocabulary this kid the messages/questions he sends himself are so obvious. If it’s not can’t thank you enough, it’s I can’t tell you enough or absolute genius. They’re the only words come out his mouth

 

[Leo100]

And they are so far fetched that it’s so obvious he answers himself. And the amount about that footy group embarrassing

Yeah they are some of them need reporting to the police if they are right , bloody weird

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

Ha just came here to say what’s that all about?! Looks like a bit of (more of I should say) a dick now. Maybe flogging those shit wax melts isn’t so lucrative after all

 

[Alalal]

Funny how he talks about doing a development of 7 houses and buying a house in Australia for £3m when he hasn’t even sold his first 1 after 7 months

 

[peachesncreammm]

Sam ‘can’t thank you enough’ Gowland. He’s got no other vocabulary this kid the messages/questions he sends himself are so obvious. If it’s not can’t thank you enough, it’s I can’t tell you enough or absolute genius. They’re the only words come out his mouth

You’re forgetting the “I owe you a beer lad“

 

[peachesncreammm]

I did wonder how he out of all reality TV stars was planning to build furnish and live in that huge house!

 

[Leo100]

He does a q&a every other day , how fucking bizarre is this Christmas day one, like half that stuff ever happend one who broke his exs window so she would wake-up cold Christmas morning , wtf who comes up with this crap

 

[Doobop]

What a weird guy, making out he's sold his house and going into a rental ready to move into his dream home he's built. Surely his management can't be advising him