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Doobop

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Couldn't see a thread for Sam Gowland (started out on love Island, then Geordie Shore were he went out with Chloe Ferry. Now appears to own a scent company and spends most of the day screaming about how they're two naaaanty naaaan 😂🙈)
 
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No idea what he's been up to recently, had to stop looking at him due to him having the most annoying face known to man. Jumped up little ventriloquist
 
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Phoebephoeebs

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Dunno if anyone remembers the safestyle uk adverts on the telly (not sure if they were regional near me or national... some people I ask have no idea what I’m on about 😂)
But listening to Sam drone on and on with his monotone sales patter about these bloody fragrances I get memories of the safestyle man “You buy one, you get one free. I say you buy one, you get one free!”

 
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Doobop

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It's so obvious he owns it!! Literally every day he's promoting it.

But guys.... best thing to come out of 2021 is the new spray 😂😂 fucking hilarious.

I love his dedication to it

Hell be like ah just done a great work out, seeing how the new build is coming on and I come home and FUCKING WOW TWO MINUTES AND IT'S MADE ME WHOLE HOUSE SMELL. BLOODY HELL THAT'S GOOD

😂😂😂😅😅
 
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Doobop

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He probably needed fresh air from giving himself migraines from those friggin scent burners and carpet powder he's forever throwing around 😂
 
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I cant stand this bug eyed, weedy, greedy little imp. He constantly bangs on about everything he has. And his posts only have about 15 comments. half of them bots. There's feck all audience engagement so the constant replies to the questions he posts on Insta is clearly him replying to his own self.
 
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Hootero

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I just don’t understand how someone so charmless, unattractively rat-featured, and the antithesis of charisma made it onto national TV?!
 
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Alalal

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Mizpnk said:
I cant stand this bug eyed, weedy, greedy little imp. He constantly bangs on about everything he has. And his posts only have about 15 comments. half of them bots. There's feck all audience engagement so the constant replies to the questions he posts on Insta is clearly him replying to his own self.
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His engagement is so bad now … 1.1million followers supposedly and last picture has 9 comments. Embarrassing.
 
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Doobop

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I don't understand why he's renting somewhere until his new build is finished when he owns the house he's in 🤔 and supposedly invests in property. Surely a rental is just absolute wasted money.
 
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Phoebephoeebs

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I don’t know how he can breathe in that apartment, I feel my chest tightening up just looking at all the chemical shite being spouted out 😷
And now the car too! Have people never heard of just keeping places clean and using fresh air to keep it smelling nice? 🙈
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I’ve noticed he also uses the sales patter “if you like looking after your house....”
I didn’t realise looking after your house meant filling it with toxic fumes 😂 same logic that has people thinking spraying a shit load of Febreze/zoflora all over their settees or lighting a smelly candle counts as actual cleaning 😏
 
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Sandyday1980

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Finally a thread on him! haha. I'm confused about this scent thing. He says that he's doing people a favour and he's discovered it but he clearly owns it or has shares in it, doesn't he need to declare that on insta or something? (Sorry don't know how all the ads etc work)
 
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Cats_eyes

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He's very excited about these room scents isn't he 😂 is this how influencers were getting out the UK for business? 🤣🤣
 
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