Sam Faiers #3

[justfortonight]

Baby Paul is Paul Tony, isn’t he, is baby Tony Tony Paul?

How anyone can grow a human being for 9 months, give birth to them, look at their tiny face for the first time and think - yeah, looks like a Tony, is BEYOND me.

When the midwife discharged them from the hospital she probably didn’t bother checking they had a car seat, name like Tony he’ll drive his own transit van home and stop at a cafe on the way for a fry up.

 

[Peachy9]

And his instead of he’s

I presume it just involves Nelly having a massive tantrum and screaming until she gets her way, and they both get bought whatever the fuck they ask for in the farm gift shop

 

[FoksiOska]

Thread suggestion: Wants to be married but Big Paul's in no hurry. Did you know Sam lives in Surrey?

 

[Elledoc82]

Absolutely cracks me up that Sam thinks she’s some rich, classy housewife from Surrey. When we all know she’s a chav from Essex with a criminal stepfather, coked up slapper mother and a ticket tout brother in law. She rents her house and her boyfriend who hasn’t had a job in years would rather snog his mum and share a bed with son then her . Sam Hun you can wear all the Fendi you like and rent all the mansions in Surrey, but you can’t polish a turd babe.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Apparently Sue got finger blasted in full view of guests at Billie and Greg's wedding. Classy bunch.

 

[Renegadedancer]

I think Nelly will get married before Sam

 

[Elledoc82]

Apparently Gaynor has posted can't wait to see you , you're not going to be allowed to love

It will take more then a global pandemic to stop
Gaynor locking lips with her Paul

 

[Sogdhitalley]

I'm watching Bullseye and there's a contestant on there, who I couldn't help notice how much Baby Paul and Rosie look like him

 

[Disneylover]

Not sure how I feel about the picture of rosie and big Paul kissing on the lips on her stories. I mean I guess it's ok but I dont think I'd ever post the pictures on sm. Also nice to see shes in touch with reality. Out of curiosity I swiped up on her stories with the Jean's. £165 a pair. How of touch. People are out of work, have less income than usual and dont know if they'll have jobs to go back too. For example Virgin and BA are laying off thousands of staff. And IDK about you but that was def an af she was doing for them jeans.

I don’t see anything wrong with a father kissing his daughter on the lips, I don’t get why it would be an issue?

 

[Peachy9]

Definitely (imagine that in Billie's voice)

"Hundrid passent"

 

[Sticky One]

Have you seen that Paul’s brother Tony has had a baby and they’ve named him Tony baby Paul and baby Tony

 

[northfieldsx]

Random but does that Claudia woman annoy anyone else. Her Instagram annoys me so much. Who calls their baby Tony in 2020 - poor child . What a pair of self obsessed wankers Big baby Paul and his brother, Tony are. Big baby Paul's child is called Paul Tony and Tony's is called Tony Paul. You couldn't make it up!

 

[Heyholetsgo]

One day we was going to the farm and we was having a great time then we was thinking oh yeah we should film this and it was great.
The End!

 

[ChickenLicking]

Always makes me think of Kath and Kim! Kath Day-Knight.

Oh gawd yes! Love that show and of course Eponkneee-Rae.

Itv wouldn’t pay her rent you idiots! She no longer has All bits London and was also bought out of minnies so maybe just can’t afford it

Err ... not sure that I really appreciate being called an idiot. Calm yourself.

 

[Elledoc82]

Guess where Sam lives!!!

Me too Hun

 

[tippingpoint]

Everything about Sam is a mystery to me. She’s so fucking weird! There’s something so off centre about her. I think she wants to be mega rich and a member of high society but I don’t get why she keeps her homes so cold and empty! Also she speaks to Sue and Billie like they’re neighbours she doesn’t really know.

 

[eyeballs]

I think poster was being sarcastic as of course Sam did not stop going on about how she breastfed her kids.

 

[drewydrop]

My boyfriends a kitchen designer and yeah you’d get the plans for free. Jason Manford was talking on his podcast yesterday about how he had a quote for new wardrobes/ dressing room and was quoted about £30k but said it was too much. The company then either offered it for free or a heavily reduced cost if he’d promote it on his Instagram and he declined as his audience wasn’t exactly the right clientele for £30k wardrobes! He ended up spending £900 in Ikea instead

 

[Dexy]

At least we know Rosie can feed herself

Rosie will literally be self sufficient and moving out at 13. Baby Paul will still be living with mum and dad at 45.

 

[PrettyGreeneyes76]

I would do my nut if my hubbie liked a picture of 1 of my best mate in her undies, or us it just me