Sali Hughes #72 Flounder

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If the average rate of hair growth being about half an inch per month is accurate (it is for me, I think), then that's close to a year's worth of dark regrowth on Sali. 10 months maybe.
 
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"I wouldn't worry about it." is one of my favourite Sali comebacks, it's so off the mark and snippy for no reason
 
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she also wouldn't know fun if it snuck up behind her and brushed her ratty hair

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She would be tiring to be around, as I imagine she would take offence at almost everything and constantly look for opportunities of one-upmanship.

Sali, what is so wrong with responding politely and trying to see the best in people?
 
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She would be tiring to be around, as I imagine she would take offence at almost everything and constantly look for opportunities of one-upmanship.

Sali, what is so wrong with responding politely and trying to see the best in people?
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She would be tiring to be around, as I imagine she would take offence at almost everything and constantly look for opportunities of one-upmanship.

Sali, what is so wrong with responding politely and trying to see the best in people?
I presume she sees even the most minor perceived negative query or comment as originating from Tattle. Therefore she has to always be defensive and in snippy mode to show she's aware of our little games.
 
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Presumably she’s not worried about appearing in London in conversation, because we only stalk her in Paris?
I mean, to be clear I don't want to go anywhere near her, ever, but I’m glad she’s over her irrational fear of us attacking her IRL.
I’m more scared of her in case someone is taking up a seat with a bag.
 
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Thread title suggestion: Sali Hughes #74 Not insulted or annoyed or offended or anything.
This was suggested as a title (by @Jelly Bean) a few threads back and got lots of votes. It was only outvoted by one of our best ever (IMO) titles: The girl with the pigeon tattoo.
 
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Yeah Snippy Sali is so hilarious because these moments usually come from the most cheerfully inoffensive questions and comments.
 
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