Sali Hughes #43 Where's Wali? She's a lot of a wally a lot of the time

[Django]

'My assistance was worth thousands' has finished me right off

 

[Sheeeet]

Ah, they’ve gone back to an author photo for Sali’s pieces…

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DARK TORTOISE PANTOS SINCE SOMEONE ALWAYS ASKS

 

[SqualorVictoria]

I honestly believe if the SH threads were the cesspit that Sali claims, I.e full of 'OMG what a bitch' type comments or whatever then it wouldn't bother her as much. What really bothers her IMO is the we're exactly her target audience and a lot of the commentary is fair and balanced (with snark thrown in at times, too)

 

[Disillusioned]

A maintenance root, if you will.

ETA: Or root maintenance. There’s a joke there somewhere…

 

[Aude]

I was Michael Eavis’s Dad in a past life, so I went to Glastonbury before it was invented

I did in fact go to Glastonbury before it was invented - I went to the 1970 Bath Festival of Blues and Progressive Music at Shepton Mallet which inspired Michael Eavis to found Glastonbury.

I came across a poster for it the other day. It had the most incredible line-up (of which I remember almost nothing): Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane, The Byrds, Frank Zappa, Moody Blues, Fairport Convention. Probably means nothing to you youngsters.

 

[SqualorVictoria]

'A root' has me howling she sounds like such a wanker when she uses the fashion singular

 

[MakkaPakka]

"not what we are talking about in this comment"

and she wonders why people discuss her here...

 

[MakkaPakka]

Morrissey's managed to ruin his songs all by himself by being such a massive bellend.

 

[Wobblehead]

This comment on the ‘tutorial’ made me chuckle

 

[Filouette]

So her hairdresser's surprise this morning was that he got to do an unplanned free haircut for Sali?

 

[Sheeeet]

My texts and Watsapps are like small, formal correspondences. It’s all I have.

Really hope you have similar replies

"My dearest one and only love,
Please find enclosed for your viewing delight a small etching of an aubergine.
Fondest regards,

Mr Stillwater"

 

[knickerbocker glory]

Is she in fancy dress?

 

[SavetheDrama]

I hope this doesn’t offend anybody but there are a few threads on Tattle that I would not need to be pushed much to describe as a “sewer”. Possibly it’s a classic SH moment: she takes the extreme and makes it sound as if the whole site is like that.
Always funny to me how many people she brought here herself

 

[Shineyshine]

This made me chortle

 

[Satisfying Click]

"Unfathomably obsessed with the semantics of my hair" Her thread titles write themselves

 

[Disillusioned]

Her Insta is like a narcissist’s fruit machine… I so nearly won!!

The prize is a Jones Road Pot au Poo, seal broken personally by Wali. Keep playing Beefers!

 

[NotDumbNotBlonde]

Personally I feel that old school influencer is shade, even if it's not intended that way. She prefers to think of herself as a journalist or expert. Maybe that's why she decided to bite back with the comment about how her free work was worth thousands

Next thread title right there!

Sali Hughes #43 Old school influencer

 

[Stillwater]

My texts and Watsapps are like small, formal correspondences. It’s all I have.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Thanks to @Gold_7 and @Disillusioned for a perfect mashup of suggestions for a thread title.

Last thread recap:

* Highlight! Former racist David Baddiel did a documentary about online trolls. Sali appeared trudging across Brighton's shingle beach. She talked about us again. There are 30 of us. We've been mean.
* Sali and Jo Jones have a new admirer! He even talked about them! He is like, so totally cute!
Sali and Jacob Rees Mogg up a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G

 

[MakkaPakka]

Interesting! What is a proper old school influencer?!

new thread title. "Proper old school influencer."

As for Adrian's embarrassed "I didnt't know who she was" - ffs it's not like some major celebrity came for a haircut.