Saffron Thompson - Saffy T

[Calalily]

Poor Andy likes to think he is a feared gangster
Andy 38 still living in his mas box bedroom
Collects his dole of a Wednesday
Wears handbags cos he's a little fanny
Walks around like he's carrying 2 60inch tellys under his skinny tiny arms

 

[Mtk1988]

Dying to know what the story is with them

Story is Kim Keneghan was a porta potty in Dubai she moved there after she cheated on her ex with Brooke Wright. Basically built up enough funds and used enough stupid rich Arabs to pay for hep surgeries, watches and clothes to no longer have to porta potty and is now and “events manager”. Basically organises parties in the hotels in Dubai and spends time in the company of a girl currently escorting (Dominique Mullen).

Kim Flood is following a similar path but is only starting out, currently does lashes in a salon in Dubai along with being a porta potty. She lives with Che McSorley, a well know escort and OnlyFans girl who Kim wouldnt have ever even met prior to moving to Dubai but somehow she now lives with her. Lauren Allison is frenquenty in their company, she is also a well known escort and previously dated the Dj Mick Willow.

The recurring theme is this: surgically enhanced women with no clear or tangible careers live lavish lifestyles in a very expensive Middle Eastern country. The recurring question is how on earth do they find this lifestyle all year long? The recurring answer is this.... they are simply 1 of the estimated 38,000 escorts living and working in Dubai.

 

[Jollyolly]

What was the fine for?

Stealing Debbie McGees stage costume

 

[Georginasparks]

Why do all her friends all look the same, look at their teeth and lips they all look the exact same, also what's with intercity people always screaming "yerrrrrr" its far from classy

 

[Ozymandias]

And another thing, the clinic didn't just put bigger ones in. She picked the size, they don't just throw in larger ones for the craic. It is all on her, no one else. It's actually typical of insecure people getting surgery, it's never good enough and they always end up not being happy and wanting more and keep adding. They're never happy, as they aren't happy in themselves in the first place. The only difference here is we have an entitled "influencer" / scammer who thinks they deserve it and has been brought up getting everything free or at others expense. She's back in Marbella now with the gold cartier bracelet and rolex back on. Never gets to bring them home with her, so I'm guessing the sugar daddy over there let's her wear them, but is smart enough not to pay for her surgery. All smoke and mirrors, do not be fooled.

 

[Andreaohmy]

I don't agree with bringing innocent children into this and if Sophie's son does have some sort of disability then to slag him off like that is vile. But I also know that she has been like petrol to this war blowup and doesn't seem to be stopping. As for little Fishy getting bet he deserves it in my opinion. He's a little bolax and has made trouble for a lot of people. He wanted to be in a big man's game and unfortunately he's paid the big man's price. His father is a lovely man regardless what's said so is his mother and he has been bringing trouble to their door all his life. And before anyone comes with the "he's just a child" shite he has bullied and set younger kids alight for shits and giggles so he will get no sympathy here

 

[Moo9595]

Saffron’s ma on the march for leave our kids alone she said I want to no I protected them sure danni all they need is protection for ur scum bag brothers

The delusions are strong with that one. Hates the government but literally lives off them

 

[Mtk1988]

Totally agree, I don’t think for a second she’s escorting at all, she’s well liked in her area and very down to earth, she’s most definitely not the sleeping around type either so most definitely bullshit about the party in Ibiza, I know all the tongue sticking out and all the rest can be annoying, but she does seem to get a lot of work with brands and her family has a few quid behind them, as I said before I do think she’s very likeable but each to their own opinion

I was told by someone at the villa party with her so being that “type” is exactly what she showed them boys. And being liked in an area and down to earth has absolutely nothing to do with making the life choices required for unemployed person to fund an excessive, hedonistic party life style in an expensive Middle East country. You cannot with any grip on reality think the few insta shares and swipe up payments (if any) have allowed Saf to live in ibiza, Marbella and Dubai over the course of this year wearing designer clothes and handbags. Ignorance really is bliss.

 

[Calalily]

Her 21st outfit looks like she's in a freestyle competition .
A white party in a flat complex carpark so trashy .

 

[blubelle]

What sickens me the most is flashy let his new bird go for his own daughter? You can't get any scummier than that!. If that's what he's like with his own child I would hate to see what he's capable off. I think she gets away with it due to safety in numbers she always has a pack with her.

 

[lulu689]

And they say there deprived areas deprived my arse there living better lives than people who work and pay mortgages

 

[TheTeaRooms]

Most of the designer is fake half the stuff she puts online doesn't even exist. Her boy isn't the baby daddy dano Taylor is, what I will say is the child's is always pristine

Yea she makes sure he’s shining like a snot in the Liffey for his Instagram page but what Sophie is thick to see is by going to someone’s gaf in a gang and beating the shit out of them and pelting their kid with eggs wether it was intentional or not she’s putting a target on Prince fendi blus head and it’s her job as his mother to protect him which she’s not doing.
She’s already committed child abuse egging that child and I consider naming that son of hers fendi blu as child abuse. She’s set him up to be slagged for d rest of his life calling him that, every thing he does for the rest of his life people are going to laugh at him. Every party he goes to as a child, when his name is called in school he’l be laughed at, if hes an intelligent kid and wants a life out of crime and to get a good job that stupid name will go against him in a professional setting. Even when he goes to a nightclub and the bouncer checks his ID hel be slagged!
She’s handed him a life sentence. Hopefully he will
Change it by depoll as soon as he can

 

[MunHun]

It’s definitely a boob job is surgery really essential during a pandemic but sure she doesn’t give a fuck I’m not wearing a mask ahhhhhh cocooooooo luciaaaaaa is masssiveeeeeeee the voice

It’s mad isn’t it the people getting fillers, Botox, hair and make up done and setting up in home events whilst people’s loved ones are dying alone in hospital, elderly people who’ve had it harder than any of these Insthuns could imagine now left to die alone cos SELFISH CUNTS think they deserve to waltz around in fairytale land. Scumbags the lot of them. Saffy may be common but at least she owns it not like these absolute imbeciles who put on the D4 accent when they would be laughed out of D4 and everywhere else.

 

[Lilly long]

I can assure you she is not related to him



It is strange considering she moved from a 2 bed council flat to Spain and now seems to be living the dream

I can assure you her da is first cousins with him

 

[RePb]

Anyone else think the clinic she collaborated with told her to post a story explaining that she felt “so safe” in Lithuania? In her vlog she said she didn’t feel safe & today explained that it was such a safe place??

 

[Calalilly]

Most insta huns over in Dubai are porta pottys.
Saffy on the other hand is related to two crime gangs . Her second name will tell you who her Dad is related to and her Mam is related to a family that have the same second name of what Rabbits live in .

 

[weeklyrib]

Lol we all know what kinda “white” party it really was.

 

[Georginasparks]

How dumb and scabby is this, asking for the company that she *can't remember" to send her that bikini again but you can click on the post and see the company tagged

 

[becca_brookesx]

“Don’t underestimate me”
You are literally the dumbest person I’ve ever came across

 

[Moo9595]

I have tried to like 'Saffy' so many fucking times, but the girl is literally as thick as two planks, she can barely string a sentence together! and WHAT is up with the name cocolucia *vomit* it's like her family tries to be posh with their crushed velvet and grey/white house yet they are the bottom of the barrel lol wannabes

she must be an escort, or lives on fuck all other than freebies, because she never really promotes anything that often. I know in Dubai there is an 'I am dubai' app where you get free meals and drinks for 3 hours in fancy establishments in return for insta posts if you're an influencer so that's how she was out in all fancy places there, probs the same in marbella but im not sure, and dubai has so many ladies day deals too you can eat and drink in fancy places for hours for cheap

I remember actually the first few times I started watching saffys stories back in july and people were asking her how she could afford to move to ibiza/marbella if she didn't work and her answer was something like '' de cheek of people saying i dont wuurrk ive saved up for ages'' yeah girl keep telling yourself that, you weren't working and even if you were, you're what, gonna save up your mcdonalds wages for 2 years to give yourself a luxury income for a year? riiight

It will never cease to amaze me the lengths girls like Saffffrrrroonnnnn will go to portray an image of being well off and upmarket. Going into BTs in hideous tacky outfits, the obviously fake bags, the ratty extensions etc. Everyone can tell what you're like a mile off and everyone's laughing but they're all in their own little worlds Little bop around town pretending to be someone then back to their GLITTER WALLS I'm all for everyone doing nice things and treating themselves but all of these clowns are lording it down over us peasants who actually work and contribute to society I can't cope with it Another offender is Sophie Maloney, that girl is actually so genuinely deluded you'd worry for her. Another little DD mot that thinks she's the classiest thing since Princess Di

Also to clarify by DD I mean drug dealer and not double ds haha. As someone that's a small B cup I have the upmost appreciation for a pair of nice boobs