Saffron Barker

[thegreencow]

This series of The Saffron Barker Show Strictly is going to be unbearable with her cringey, shouty voice and over the top laugh

 

[nineteenninety3]

So Nicole is pregnant. Obviously needed new content.

 

[Amorphis35]

Anyone else getting the ‘Scary Mannequin’ vibe from this photo

Maybe that’s her next super secret project? Turning into a mannequin to advertise swimwear, may as well she’s plastic enough anyway

 

[MangoFandango]

Looks like a great trip for Claudia & Luisa. Squished in that flat on baby-sitting duties. Meanwhile, Princess Ni gets chauffeured to her eyelash appointment by full-time PA Casey. It’s fortunate that whilst their car is broken, Mummy Wendy can step in to save the day by lending them the use of her car. She can obvs share Saffron’s.

Out for Saff’s birthday meal, no sign of Luisa & Claudia. Weren’t they invited? As usual, there is no proper food for Harlow, but on the plus side, she does have the use of a phone throughout the ‘celebration’.

There is mention of Harlow being over-heated and dehydrated (drinking loads of water when she finally wakes up) and also how much Ni herself is suffering in the heat. It’s totally understandable though, coz although she is very, very used to the heat because she comes from Brazil, she is now 26 weeks pregnant.... just in case you may have missed that.

Wendy’s suggested present for Saff seemed to go down like a lead balloon, but not to worry coz there’s also the paragliding gift to look forward to. At some point.

Next day they’re all super excited to brave the heat & the traffic to go out & get their next meal out. It is brunch and Casey hasn’t eaten for 12 hours for some reason. It’s good to see he takes his diabetes seriously. Next we have a time-lapse of Ni giving away all her unwanted make-up to her mum & sister. A nice little sweetener before leaving Mummy Claudia looking after Harlow again, whilst they go to the cinema to load up on sugary drinks & snacks and watch the Lion King. Lovely.

 

[Shellx]

I kind of want her to win. Just to knock insufferable Sugg off his pedestal by getting further than he did

Your logic is just like mine, I like it!! I want my baby to be a girl to spite everyone as 90% think it's a boy

 

[emm]

Health conscious Saff does another fast food challenge in Miami, yawn. Happy cause McDonald’s is soooo cheap like they’re poor now. Pull the other one guys you’re in an expensive hotel with all the luxuries.

i don't get this at all is she trying to seem relatable.complaining about prices when staying in a place that costs 1000s a night? and how are the only 2 seeming options to eat in the resort or McDonalds, im sure they could find better and cheaper food elsewhere

 

[Doogiesog]

I'd find it a little odd if she had had a boob job as her only surgery as I feel like (no offence to anyone here that has had one) boob jobs are kind of out of fashion at the moment and it's all about the big butts and lips. Although I suppose hers are still reasonably sized and I guess when Ana has hers out more than a glamour model it may increase the pressure on someone as young as Saffron.

I don't find her weird looking at all though. I think she's pretty with a nice body. Nothing unbelievably stunning, but also nothing that needs fixing.

 

[Anonymous6745]

I suppose she’ll be literally so super busy to upload then

 

[MangoFandango]

Trying to be The Minghams with the whole Nasey fam nonsense. Why does none of The Barker's tell him to make his hair dark again. It looks ridiculous!

Because the Barkers are as addicted to bleach as they are to Designer labels

Another thing, why was there all that fuss about buying their outfits for the reveal parties, remember the sand coloured suit? And then Casey dresses up in a t-shirt and jogging pants for both parties.....

 

[Tublet83]

Does anyone else speculate that she auditioned for love island?

I think she thinks she is above love island

 

[Oohthedrama]

I’m just watching her strictly vlog, I can’t be bothered watching this year with her in it. Joe was bad, she’s a million times worse. And the rest of the “celebrities” aren’t any better.
She’ll do anything to try and trap AJ
I hope they do get it on, for the drama alone.

 

[Fineapple]

She said buying..
You need to stop correcting people... incorrectly

Did anyone see the “pap” pictures of her in the newspapers!? With her broken bag? I only saw a fluff piece in the mail.
God I hope she out in the first few week, I cannot deal with a Joe Sugg 2.0


“Saffron was parading her jaw-dropping curves in the fitted black vest and tight shorts as she headed into the gym with her female pal”

The Youtuber, 19, showed off her endless pins in a tight black vest and matching cycling shorts as she arrived for a two-hour boxing session
Such unflattering photos
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Endless pins? No no.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Next up we have Jed ‘rich boy’ Barker flaunting all the Designer labels in his latest brag. In addition to reminding us that he’s off on another holiday next month....

Why’s he got weird tan lines near the tips of his fingers

 

[RachyWoo]

The way she's eating on Aljaz's insta story She deserves a slap for that
Any more spray tans and she's going to look like a shade of ronseal fence paint!!

 

[Anonymous6745]

What a hardship, praying for them! These people are so delusional it actually blows my mind. Do they think they are the only people in history to travel with a toddler?

Literally, Nicole’s just said the only reason it was the worst flight because harlows so active... and then said next time look for shorter flights and bring more entertainment

 

[MangoFandango]

I think she is a very pretty girl and yeah she does look different seeing her on strictly but we only ever see from the shoulder up, most of the time anyway. So shes guna look different to us ain't she. I think she has good morals and is a good role model to her young viewers.

Hi Ana!

 

[StephenTJackson]

I think he will be careful in the extreme, coz he has both his male and female fan-base to keep interested..

Trust me, me and my fellow gay guys love AJ.

 

[invisibleotter]

Don't really watch Saffron, as I find her just a snobby, over privileged brat. But I read somewhere that Saffron has been getting private intensive dance lessons in the run up to Strictly. Can anyone tell me if this is true and what video she confirms it in?

 

[Pink]

The twats wish came true...

What’s the betting he takes Jed so he can go on the bigger rides

 

[Casperron]

And the constant ambulance / 999 / hospital click bait titles