Recrap of the vlog - first of all, no, of course nothing's getting pre-approved or recorded in advance.
Previously on the real housewives and real househusbands of Surrey -
It's Alessia's first day of school and Princess Anna is wondering in the morning "if she wants me" The answer's no, because we cut to Emilia putting Alessia into her school uniform and socks. Emilia doesn't wear pants for the entire duration of the clip but nobody seems to be bothered by that. I am.
They joke about the girls switching places at school and putting Emilia in a wig so that she can pretend to be to be Alessia... then there was a moment where they joked "Eduardo, where's your wig and dress?" Jesus.
They take forever taking pictures of the kids by the door and while they manage to blur out the logos there, they school logos aren't blurred in the car ride. Well done, Jonathan.
Emilia and Eduardo are actually wearing their silly hats to school. Jesus.
Jonathan bought a toilet seat that he wasn't able to install because he bought one that doesn't fit his fancy toilet. With a little research, that would've been easily avoided but okay.
Alessia is Home from school and is grilled about it - she replies No to every question. Jonathan says she was chatting non-stop in the car. Bless. Poor girl didn't want to perform for the cameras and why repeat everything she just said only for the camera? Ugh.
The Es are taken to a gymnastics class and Anna eats a Muffin which is probably the most noteworthy thing she's done all episode. Actually, she only ate the muffin top, for all we know she binned the rest.
Jonathan got Emilia a bike and Anna wrapped some presents for her, adding that most of the presents haven't arrived yet. I'm surprised she wrapped them herself, isn't that what the slave is for?
At the end of the episode Alessia is on his lap in the office and wants to play with one of Jonathan's model cars. "No, you can't open it, it's just decor." It then occurred to me that they probably don't have any cars to play with at all? No wonder Eduardo is so girly.