Ruby Granger #35 Hello, it's Flu-bee!

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opal73


Sorry but when she has this vacant expression this is where my mind goes...lol
 
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gossip_guy

She's posted on TikTok that we can expect a weekly vlog today wherein she pretends to read FOIVE OF THE BRWonntYaY SISTAH'S FAVOURITE BOCKS.



The patented poker tell squint comes back just as she says "I filmed...AWHL of this weeek", so it's a given that this'll be several weeks/months of random footage slapped together and condensed of her pretending to read things in a short space of time.

Will she complain that she could ONYLY READ FOIVE BOCKS because she was WAHRKING VARRY HARD in her top-secret, VARRY IMPWORETANT "traditional job"?

Edit: New video's up!
 
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pinkmug

The telltale pirate squint irritates me so much, how can she look back at these when editing and not realize how obvious it is when she's full of shit? Either tell the truth or get better at lying
 
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Griftwood

How does she keep recording when the dog is howling its poor little furry head off in the background
 
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gossip_guy




Thanks to Ruby's sloppy makeup and editing, literally within 1 frame, the position, size, shape and volume of her fake freckles has completely changed.

Her dog must be a Tattler because once again, Lola just starts absolutely howling in anguish as soon as Ruby starts spouting her usual drivel about the BrontYAY sisters and WAHRDSWAARTH and just doesn't stop. Ruby naturally did not bother with any second takes.

"AWLRAYT, syo FARRST..." Ruby is apparently wordshopping new regional accents to phase out her fake Emma Watson voice.

"MORE-al..." Ruby doesn't know how to pronounce "moral".
 
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Satisfying Click

You'd think Ruby would pause her video to go and see what the poor dog is howling its head off for

There's no way Ruby finished the Pilgrim's Progress. She hated it a few pages in and probably read the SparkNotes for the rest.
 
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figgypud

I am MYSTIFIED by her TikTok where she discovers that curling your hair around straightners.........makes your hair curly.
 
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ammie

her whole ramble about the toxic masculinity of that one King Lear quote was so jarring lmao

sorry...she didn't know that about cuckoo birds...maybe I was a strange kid who liked birdwatching but I thought it was common knowledge
 
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emmer_moans

I am a minute or so into the latest video and all I can hear over Ruby 's voice is that poor dog howling from downstairs

"Owoooooppo! Howwwooooooooo!"
Poor dog.
 
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Griftwood

Oh god she still pronounces ”cuckoo” as ”cuck you” I physically cannot

also she doesn’t understand why so much of a bird book is concerned with describing what the birds looks like I mean it’s not like they didn’t have cameras in 1797
 
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Deeznutslol

Just posting it here so I can watch it without the ads, there’s a really jarring one which keeps coming up every time I watch a YT video and I cannot take it.
 
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figgypud

Of course she thinks that the books we read when we're "really young" are the "most important" and the ones that "shape us".
 
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Griftwood

ammie said:
her whole ramble about the toxic masculinity of that one King Lear quote was so jarring lmao

sorry...she didn't know that about cuckoo birds...maybe I was a strange kid who liked birdwatching but I thought it was common knowledge
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with you on both! Cuckoos are basically known for being horrible (and also because if you hear one calling, you need to pay attention and count, because it’s telling you how many years you have left )
 
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July9696

“Gulliver’s Travels… which was published in the 17th century and I genuinely can’t believe it was written that early”

Thats because it wasn’t!
17thc = 1600s.
It was published in 1726.

Im guessing she meant to say 1700s but that clearly doesn’t sound academical enough
 
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ammie

Griftwood said:
with you on both! Cuckoos are basically known for being horrible (and also because if you hear one calling, you need to pay attention and count, because it’s telling you how many years you have left )
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Exactly like she grew up in the countryside too where you see cuckoos Ruby continues to suprise me
 
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babynymeria

She gave one star to The Pilgrims Progress… one of the most influential books within the english working class and its development. This girl completely misses how context can format greatness. She has a right to not enjoy certain things, but to discredit it with that star rating is absurd to me.
 
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