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emm

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Dear god!

So many questions about this...

Could they not have had a quick clean and run a hoover round first?
Why is there no bed, is the owner sleeping on that filthy sheet covered mattress on the floor? :oops:
No cooker in the kitchen (just one of those 2 ring hob things), a fridge that looks about 50 years old, but full of Egyptian tat...
Also in the kitchen - 3 big salt containers. Who needs that much salt?
And there's an iron in one of the rooms yet I don't feel like the owner would do much ironing!

Place looks like it needs fumigating.
Presumably the people living there are renters and don't want to move? that is the only thing that would make sense, even just all the clutter in the kitchen is off putting
 
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Zulkraa

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That's incredible. It's a decent enough house, but either lacking in storage or they're just hoarders.
Saying that, a friend of mine bought a house in a similar state. Got loads off the asking price, but took ages for the tenants to move out. Basically had to be served an eviction notice. They then left tons of their cr@p behind.
I’m wondering if they have to move out because of financial difficulty and are trying to make it undesirable?
 
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liddynz

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I was not expecting the swimming pool - judging by the exterior 😂
Looks like it has been plonked in the middle of their sitting room.

Was very surprised to see that pool. They’ve described the place as “trendy” and “chic” too 😂
 
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Notworthy

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Is it me or is that ‘cheap’ for a house that style/size in that area? Right over the river from Westminster and it’s the same price as a smaller/similar house that sold near me in bloody Salford!
No, looks about right going by other properties in SE5
 
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emm

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I'd love a thread for fixtures/appliances from around the world. Some people use pvc portable soaking tubs instead, just pop in an inflatable bath cushion for a bit of added comfort.

Traditional style.

inflatable bath cushion always makes me think of https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d7235040-2365-4784-aefb-a1fc1999159d

Not an appliance but a fixture, in most (southern anyway) continental homes, these black out blinds, so good for sleeping and probably also a help with security https://www.vidaxl.co.uk/e/vidaxl-r...4xTMuo2aPDM3BF7br_naFGVTBbNzBSwRoCIpkQAvD_BwE
 
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A penchant for pelmet’s and angels 👼 😳
One of my cousins used to make a ton of money making pelmet’s in the 90’s. People used to be wild for them. Literally every room in her house had one. I remember joking she needed one for the letter box. Her daughter had a dolls house and she even made them for the Christmas windows on that! 😂

Did anyone see the thread on Mumsnet about the tortoise house? So hilarious 😆

oh dear Lord 😂😂 this Angel in the bathroom killed me off
Me too!

I imagine the only Oman who’s house this is drowns herself in YSL Paris perfume and looks like this..

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a.pain

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This is a fairly scathing article but I think this flat looks pretty nice! The mezzanine area is clearly not meant for sleeping in just as an unusual extra living space, which I can imagine would be pretty attractive to lots of young first time buyers…it’s hard to get a sense of the scale of it though in terms of height.
 
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Kim Mild

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I like the period features in that house though, it doesn't look like it's been properly done up since it was built 😁 That damp though..
The walk through was like an episode of most haunted.

The garden was a surprise , looked like room for parking too.
 
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