Rightmove gems #5

[Falkor]

Not too often you see a converted reservoir for sale.

Barnstaple, Devon, EX32

4 bedroom detached house sold in Barnstaple, Devon, EX32 - Offers over £400,000

www.jackson-stops.co.uk

 

[Falkor]

Project, anyone?

Check out this 8 bedroom manor house for sale on Rightmove

8 bedroom manor house for sale in Ellingham Road, Attleborough, NR17 for £600,000. Marketed by Minors and Brady, Dereham

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'Cash buyers only' worries me - either " constructed in brick with applied timber framing and clay panels " is non-standard enough to be unmortgageable or there are structural issues. Though it could just be the sheer amount of work that's needed.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Quite a lot going on here…

Check out this 3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in Balmoral Drive, Leigh, Greater Manchester, WN7 for £180,000. Marketed by Cooke and Company, Leigh

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It looks like a non-League version of a Footballer’s Wives house.

 

[Sheeeet]

Check out this 2 bedroom flat for sale on Rightmove

2 bedroom flat for sale in Flat, 27a Villette Road, Sunderland, Tyne and Wear, SR2 8RH, SR2 for £5,000. Marketed by Town and Country Property Auction, Normanby

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£5k! Amazing if you're in the market for a haunted ex grow flat

 

[cowtastrophe]

yikes

Land for sale in Brook House Farmhouse & Dog Boarding Kennels, Brook House Lane, Sefton, L30

A superb opportunity to acquire a characterful detached Grade 2 listed farmhouse with extensive kennelling and outbuildings, set within approximately 2.03 acres

www.rightmove.co.uk

 

[Serene Serena]

I love it when Kev is unimpressed but then has to admit he was wrong at the end.

I do remember a reservoir one, but had the feeling that the guy doing it was diagnosed with cancer during the build? Hope he's ok. Not sure if it was definitely this one though.

The worst Grand Designs ever was when the husband (really young) had terminal cancer and was determined to build a forever home for his wife and children.

 

[ahkrin]

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/68756427/

 

[Cheapseats]

That’s actually a really nice part of Brixham, but it’s so ridiculously overpriced. £2 million for a terraced house that looks like it’s been vandalised by a gang of toddlers?
This is the best bit..” Emily Powell has also committed to maintaining the work after the sale, refreshing and hand painting every five years for the rest of her life for the future owner - something uniquely additional to the sale of the house"

Sounds more threat than promise

 

[Sheeeet]

From the sublime to... whatever this is

Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom detached house for sale in Chivers Road, Stondon Massey, Brentwood, CM15 for £1,600,000. Marketed by Keith Ashton, Kelvedon Hatch

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[Serene Serena]

Unfortunately I didn’t win the lottery last night, but if I had, this beauty would be mine

Check out this 5 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove

5 bedroom detached house for sale in Marine Drive, The Great Orme, Llandudno, Conwy , LL30 for £750,000. Marketed by Coast and Marina Properties, Deganwy

www.rightmove.co.uk

 

[Miss Begotten]

So much to unpack with this one, the artwork on the walls and attic studio, coffin in bedroom 2 and your own torture chamber chair in the cellar!

3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in Clifton Bank, Rotherham, S60

I love how they’ve got the really dark stuff everywhere and then a toilet seat with cute penguins on it

 

[Notworthy]

I want
2 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in Tintagel, PL34

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Anyone fancy this one? 5 bedroom property in Nelson Road, Brixham, Devon, TQ5 - £2,000,000 | Chestertons

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

So much to unpack with this one, the artwork on the walls and attic studio, coffin in bedroom 2 and your own torture chamber chair in the cellar!

3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in Clifton Bank, Rotherham, S60

 

[CocoCottesmore]

Not so much a sex dungeon as a sex outbuilding. With lovely wipe clean beds.

Check out this 3 bedroom character property for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom character property for sale in Frampton Roads, Frampton, Boston, PE20 for £1,100,000. Marketed by William H. Brown, Boston

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They're sex people Lynn

 

[Latetotheparty]

What the actual fuck!
I have never seen a toilet in a shower cubicle in a conservatory before! just … why? Why would you have a shower in a conservatory with just a curtain for privacy. And don’t get me started on the strip lights in every room! Its hideous on every level

 

[Magwitch]

Tiled bedroom....

External doors as internal doors....

I hate it so much.

The tiled bedroom would be quite handy for a serial killer to be fair.

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

I know it's not Rightmove but.....cave flat!

https://www.luxuryestate.com/p131937412-apartment-for-sale-rosignano-marittimo

 

[CausticYoda]

I admire the vision for the hot tub/pool/fake boat/resin sea. Horrific, but I just can’t look away 🫣

 

[Dotty Merton]

Some unfortunate brick work patterns on this terrace...

Check out this 2 bedroom house for sale on Rightmove

2 bedroom house for sale in Grass Royal, Yeovil, BA21 for £165,000. Marketed by Connells, Yeovil

www.rightmove.co.uk