Revie Jane

[simoneanderscam]

This bishhh leaving the kids at daycare to go for a walk... wtf

Agree. Why are your kids in after school care when you don’t even have a job

 

[nothappymegs]

At breaking point over their dad having a planned surgery on his arm? What?

 

[Allivera]

From the look of this morning’s stories, Lexi is learning how to perform for the camera to get Mums attention (when she’s not trying to make Lola an internet star 🫤)

Also Revie - enough of the shot of you topless from behind pulling on a sports bra. It’s getting as frequent as the “Clay/girls take a photo of me in a g-string so I can pretend I was spontaneously papped - but then it somehow ended up in my stories”

 

[kitty_cat123]

Clay looked thrilled to be going to book store, you could tell he was rolling his eyes like here we go again wasting more money on books you'll only read once, she's at the book store every week..

 

[kitty_cat123]

Can't believe i came across this thread, i use to follow rev years ago when she owned her gym, and did youtube! Then after she sold her gym she became boring asf and too self absorbed!

 

[anothermummyrant]

Oh Revie puh-lease, let’s not pull the old “I never treat myself or have time away from my kids”. No one has more self-care time and treats themselves constantly to therapy, beauty appointments, bookstore trips, weekends away, solo exercise and kid-free drinking time with girfriends than you

How out of touch and tone deaf is it for her to post the crap she does when most mums don’t have the privilege. The polarity of her personality and actions when her girls were super little to now her so called job has all gone to her head.

 

[Allivera]

Revie has turned into this Mum that doesn’t want to Mum and just hangs out with a single friend pretending to a teenager again. It’s so weird

She was evidently hungover as f all day yesterday - had to get Paige to drive home from Byron so she could be wrecked in the passenger seat of course I bet she was straight into the parenting and house chores given she’d been away non-parenting since Friday too….

 

[Allivera]

I don’t think they have many couple dates anymore, I think Revie is going through some kind of delayed adolescence or 20s since she was pregnant with small infants for most of hers. Fun times if you can get that in your 30s and your hubby supports it I guess

 

[anothermummyrant]

Piss off Revie pay for your own fking Noosa trip without ur kids. Humble urself will ya?

 

[Hellojanuary]

Noooo as an avid reader myself, I buy/download books on my kindle and buy the physical copy if I loved it it’s a dream to have a wall of bookshelves one day! This is probably only something that bookworms feel lol

Nah, I’m a big reader. But I can’t imagine anything worse than a wall of romance / fantasy / pop fiction I’ll only ever read once. I’ll stick to the library and the libby app.

 

[nothappymegs]

I don’t understand the sheer outfits - black undies under what gives less coverage than my wedding veil. Her friend was wearing similar in a story the other day - a long very sheer dress but it may as well have not been there. Since when is that appropriate to wear out in public? I’d rather cleavage and short skirts than sheer everything.

 

[kitty_cat123]

Why do these do act like 14 yo school girls, it's so fkn cringe I'd be so embarrassed..

 

[nothappymegs]

I think it’s just post BF boobs… maybe she had implants too and this is what happened

Had to be implants at some stage as there’s a definite implant shape just not in a perky boob like it used to be. Nips are up too high to be just post breastfeeding sagging. When your boobs sag, the nipples head south. Maybe they were a lot bigger when she had them done and as she’s gotten leaner/had kids, they’ve worked their way down.

 

[squacksquack]

Oh you mean this one? Definitely off her chops!

Yeah the eyes are something else there
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Are they trying to be 18 again and pash a girl to make the boys excited? Seems super childish and odd behaviour at their age

It’s in the same vein as the TikTok dancing she does. Girl you’re not 16.

 

[Allivera]

Meanwhile on Revies page apparently Clay would be so overcome by her Gstring stories that he wouldn’t be able to do a voiceover. Tickets much

 

[squacksquack]

Ugh yeah the children are all wearing them. I feel like if you’re old enough to have worn them as a teen then you should leave them for the kids when they come back in fashion.

 

[kitty_cat123]

Lola the brat just trying be the centre of attention, a product of her own environmental, i feel sorry for lex having this girl as her sister.

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[Allivera]

The run reel this morning.
Trying to force Clay into a “fit check”.
Letting Lola put her grubby hands all over the testers and rub them all over her face and body

 

[Allivera]

Likewise imagine saying you’ve had the most stressful day ever - and you’ve spent it cleaning out all your skincare and beauty products on a Monday Including a disgusting amount of fake lashes she’s never used - so relatable.

And then caps it off by getting her husband to make the dinner.

 

[Allivera]

Here we go with the “anxiety” about packing to go to Bali

I wonder how she’ll go having to parent for that long without nights out with her 20-something friends sans Clay (like last night. And Thursday night ).