Rebecca Lamb Hobson #198 Crying cos ya lifes a shambles luv x

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Started a new thread as we're way over 🤣 and as a blocked tattler I selfishly like making the threads as then I get notified of everyone's hilarious updates as I can't make many myself!

Went with this recent gem from @Manbagzda as thread title as was struggling to find a highly rated official suggestion. She's too much of a mess we've maxed out the ideas 🤣 Hope that's ok.

So it seems our Bex is loving herself even more than usual (or faking it til she makes it) which usually means Steve's roving eye has been looking somewhere other than her extremely padded a. She's still trying to convince herself she's a good mum when in reality she's utterly utterly tit.
 
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She's a softie 🤔, she's a hard as nails kind of girl. Pathetic.

How many parents will have been taking their kids to football/rugby training from being little, they've only just started this with the Boys, like she's Football Mum Pro.. I think not. They did bugger all when living in the Dales. Except walking, walking, walking.
 

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    Omg she’s got the dogs lead wrapped round Roma’s arm so many times😱😱😱
    How bleeping stupid is she?!! If that dog gets spooked or reacts to something it’ll rip her arm out its socket!!
    My mum wrapped her dogs lead round her wrist once-dog saw a cat and shot off dragging my mum over. Broken her arm and she needed sutures in her hand from the lead ripping her skin.
    Every time I think Rebecca Hobson cannot SURELY be any more stupid she proves me wrong.
    She shouldn’t be allowed animals or children.
     
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    Why's our resident milf got eyes like a lethal guinea pig this morning? Was beaver out doing his own thing which is why there was sadly 😭 no "freaky Friday" 🤢
     
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    Omg she’s got the dogs lead wrapped round Roma’s arm so many times😱😱😱
    How bleeping stupid is she?!! If that dog gets spooked or reacts to something it’ll rip her arm out its socket!!
    My mum wrapped her dogs lead round her wrist once-dog saw a cat and shot off dragging my mum over. Broken her arm and she needed sutures in her hand from the lead ripping her skin.
    Every time I think Rebecca Hobson cannot SURELY be any more stupid she proves me wrong.
    She shouldn’t be allowed animals or children.
    It was this dog that tore Steve's shoulder, needing surgery. Baffling isn't it Maddog, never learns.
     
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    Why's our resident milf got eyes like a lethal guinea pig this morning? Was beaver out doing his own thing which is why there was sadly 😭 no "freaky Friday" 🤢
    A lethal guinea pig 🤣🤣. She claims to love freaky Friday so why was she not feeling it last night? Definitely Beaver related, always is.
     
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    She's said the kids don't bother with Crumble, been left to her/him to look after. When you let children have pets, you encourage them to clean out cages, feed/water them, it's learning life lessons. You don't let them "not bother". Lazy, so dammed lazy.

    Don't believe they still have Crumble unless she shows it. Hopefully it's with a new Family that's more deserving/caring/aware.
     
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    Tbh I think the hamster could pull beaver bits arm, he’s obviously not got the same roid contacts he had in’t dales. Little red faced fucker.
     
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    I think I'm not going to turn up to work tmw and when they ask where I am, say "I just wasn't feeling it" 🙄. She pretends this is her 'job' yet doesn't do it. Also claims to be open, honest and relatable yet will never admit to trouble in Beaver Towers, just allude to them by passive aggressive song choices and 'let's catch up' stories.
     
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    She didn’t do her Friday filth but is still losing followers 🤣 give it up Begs you are a raging failure. Not a good enough mummy to be a family page but not a good enough ag to be an adult page 🤣
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    Did she not do Friday Filth because she knew she would be spending the next day at football tournaments? Or am I crediting her with none existent actual guilt over embarrassing behaviour ?
     
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    The parents at footie, that must watch her sm 😱😳, I know what I would think if I met her face-face. I'd think she's a slovenly tarty mongrel.

    Tog24 vid - affiliate programme 🤔😊
    Oh yes it is, nothing new. Does she get paid a full wage for anything she does.
     
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    Don’t take your kids to a dentist or optician. You’re a good Mum. Feed your kids tiny portions so they’re always hungry. You’re a really good mum.

    Prance around the house in your underwear. You’re a good mum. Post photos of you in your underwear online so your kids friends can see. You’re a really good mum.

    Vile hag.
     
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