Rebecca Lamb #56 her insta has turned into QVC & she can’t get her legs out that PVC

[Summer2011]

New thread suggestion #57 - dropped by channel mum, life is looking pretty glum, you can stick that lumi spa up your rectum!

 

[Loopylou121]

Couldn’t she of washed her hair for this ad

 

[Jxxx]

Thread title #57 Bye bye from channel mum.. Rebecca get a job HUN...

 

[Clearglass398]

I refuse to believe that chicken is cooked

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Yeah for all the eye fucking she gives herself she's just... a bit of a ham sandwich ain't she. And not even one of those nice, ridiculously expensive stuffed-full ones you see in Patisserie Valerie - you know the ones - the ones that send you into your overdraft just to buy? No. She's a Tesco meal deal ham sandwich is our begs. Plain and simple, fills a hole, not totally fuckin rancid but you probably wouldn't daydream about it all day, you know...?
Not that there's anything wrong with a Tesco ham sandwich, but if I was expecting patisserie Valerie....

I really don't know where I was going with this.

Christ, I need to go to bed.

 

[Clearglass398]

This is a joke right? 1) I refuse to believe he’s written that and organised the text in that way. 2) motivated to win what exactly?! World’s worst cook? World’s biggest liar?

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

I thought she loved the Body Shop foundation in shade LJC.

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

I do genuinely wonder what the appeal is.

County living? Chickens in the garden is about it.

Beauty? Let me flog you a vibrating flannel that costs a months food shop.

Fashion? Watch me try on things that cost 20p to manufacture in an alluring shade of beige.


Cooking? Out of a jar.

Home renovation? Painting it cream.

Family life? We walk through fields once a week.

Parenting? Kids are watching a DVD while I wuuurrrrkk.

What are the 60,000k people there for? I'd love to conduct a survey.

I think 50% are there for the reasons we are and 20% are Irena and chums.

 

[Merclady]

I bet Nigella is worried!

 

[ChubClubThug]

If I lived in a house like that in a rural location I'd be bringing the outdoors in at Xmas. I'd have huge, real wreaths made up of holly & Ivy with large velvet bows. Bunches of real mistletoe tied with ribbons..I'd have a couple of decorated real trees, wooden log reindeers with lights and bows scattered about, huge garlands made out of quilted traditional festive fabric. Faux fur throws on the sofa with decorative Christmas cushions. A red fluffy rug in front of the fire instead of the cream one. Lanterns with berries and lights. Branches brought in from outside, poked in a pot then decorated with glitter, ribbon, decorations. That would be something for the boys to enjoy doing, making their own decs and hanging them on the twigs. I'd make paper chains and paper snowflakes. They would suit the house a lot. A wooden traditional nativity set. None of these things are expensive but would look so nice with the exposed beams and period house.

 

[Clarity456]

Oh dear yes it looks like she’s been ditched by channel mum.....

That will be the end of her mummy vlogger days now. She’s not going to be able to pull in any brand work off her own back.

Can you imagine if she's managing herself, new look get in touch let's just say....

NL: Hi Rebecca, it's the marketing team at New Look we're interested in potentially collaborating with you, can you tell us a bit more about your rates.
Dingle: Hiiiii New Luk, happen mondeeeehhhh Suh am not really sure what to charge becoz am not with channul mum no mooooohhhhh, it's Suh confewsinggg cos when ah woz with Channul Mum they just used to tell me what the price was but av asked Steve cos he knows about biznuss and stuff cos he was chief stationary orderer for his dad and he sez about 6 grand an ad sounds reasonable for a supah sexeh MILF like me so yeah, it's 6 grand an ad and stuff.
NL: Hello Rebecca, I can confirm that £6000 per ad would be the fee reserved for influencers with in excess of a million followers. Is there any room for negotiation?
Dingle: Ah know you might be at work now and stuff hun to be sending me a little email about ads but jeeez GET A JOB! Av got to page 13 of Gary v's book since Jan and he sez yew set yor own worth and stuff and if otha people can't see it that's a reflection of them not yeww so now ah just block any negativity. BYE HUN.

Dingle then proceeds to block a potential business deal

 

[Chitterchat]

When something’s not going right for her she never just holds her hands up admits she’s shit.
It’s always ‘I don’t want to diet and yuh should luhv yuh bodeh, mums can have rolls too’ but in reality that’s only because she’s piling on the pounds and can’t be arsed to shift them.

When she had no money to do anything to her dirty public swimming baths-esque bathroom, it was all your don’t have to have the nicest stuff’ drivel, but it was literally just because she couldn’t afford it.

When she wants to bounce her flabby spaniels ears about on tiktok it’s all ‘mums can dance too yuh no’, when again it’s literally just an excuse because she has no content and needs pervy followers.

There’s always passive aggressive digs at people because she can’t do something / hasn’t got something, instead of just owning her shit and admitting she’s a more hefty bird these days, it’s painfully embarrassing.

 

[virgofalls]

I tried to find a photo of her without loads of makeup and filter to compare. What has she done to herself? 18 months between photos.

 

[Mrsfifi]

You’re forgetting the Christmas tea towels to get them excited!

Nothing brings a child more joy over the festive season than a lovely, novelty Christmas tea towel. Didn’t you know that??

 

[ChubClubThug]

I know Rebecca gets hate for using the slow cooker but I have to say I love mine
My partner and I both work 12 hour shifts so just makes out lives alot easier sometimes.
Don't get me wrong I don't use it every day but it does help when we're both on 7-7 shifts

Sorry to the slow cooker haters I apologise in advance

I don't think it's the actual slow cooker people don't like, it's the horrors she cooks up using it

 

[Mumlife1991]

one thing that really bugs me is that she ‘loves shopping small business’ yet last year I approached her on my business page with a very small following to gift her something, collab whatever you want to call it and she blocked me. She will only share ‘small businesses that have a huge following so it will benefit her and get her name seen. She doesn’t do it to help out small businesses. Such a shame.

 

[Jxxx]

 

[Nursty]

I'm missing her Monday Aldi food shops. It's been weeks since we heard
"I got two dilute juice cos I love this juice, so I got two dilute juice. I got sixty packets of chocolate pancakes cos the boys love a pancake on a morning so I got sixty packs of them. Chicken for Steve's lunches cos Steve loves chicken. 2 carrots to spread across the week. gnoccehhhh cos it's gor such a long date on it." Bring back the Monday food shop and quit the lumi Beckeh.

 

[Chavlove]

#Thread suggestion

#57 CM gave her the snub, how long until she’s back on porn hub?

 

[lexiloo]

"it's nice to just have loads of different things to try and try new things as well" holy moly she's shit at adverts, its like listening to vicky pollard try to relay information about a product, yer but no but yer but no but whatever