Each_peach
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Thread Suggestion: Rebecca Lamb #53: ORTOMINAL vibes, coseh and stuff, if I don't get enough likes I'll just flash my muff
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Fridgepicker
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This isn't beggy related so sorry for derailing
But I am going through the worst time in my life right now, now-ex partner... police.. I'm sure you can guess what from that, & you guys are honestly getting me through it, when I come on this thread my mind is taken off it for a little while & i smile, you're the best bunch of trolls ever! So thank you
I will stop the soppyness and will be back to commenting on this car crash in due course!
But I am going through the worst time in my life right now, now-ex partner... police.. I'm sure you can guess what from that, & you guys are honestly getting me through it, when I come on this thread my mind is taken off it for a little while & i smile, you're the best bunch of trolls ever! So thank you
I will stop the soppyness and will be back to commenting on this car crash in due course!
ConsuelaBananaHammock
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I wouldn't hold your breath for those vets details Vic hun, you'll die.
Cooper123
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More like Rebecca Doofuckall
Unknown3
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Mum guilt! Are you having a fucking laugh. Try handing over a near 1 year old to a childminder who then bursts into tears because he wants his mum but you have to go back to work full time and pay £1,000 a month for the privilege of someone else looking after your child. That's fucking mum guilt you absolute dick head. Sorry Woody had to wait 5 minutes for attention, go stick on another dvd and prance about making reels you knob.
Apple In My Pie
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Omg who gets their boobs and belly out in a birthday post for their DOG’S birthday
Ruby’s mum
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Alfie gets pocket money for making his bed and tidying away his toys? That’s odd because one of her most heavily featured stories is of her making the kids beds and tidying their toys away. Or perhaps it’s a way of saying he doesn’t actually get any pocket money
MakeMineADouble
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Give it a few months and she will be showing the world the baby monkey she rescued from the poachers on the Moors.
Busybee93
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I had a walk in my local woods this evening and while I was ambling along I happened to come across a dog pissing on a fence. I had a look around and no one was with the dog but she looked supeh cuute so I have now liberated said dog and taken her home with me. I have a feeling no one will notice as she’s definitely a wild dog 
In fact I think she may be related to Clifford the big red dog but I don’t care she’s mine now and I’m just glad I can give her a proper and loving home and I bet she’s glad she found me too 
In fact I think she may be related to Clifford the big red dog but I don’t care she’s mine now and I’m just glad I can give her a proper and loving home and I bet she’s glad she found me too Attachments
Each_peach
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I don't know why every week I continue to be astounded by beggy inability to cook like an adult.
- chocolate crepes as a snack starter before breakfast. JUST GIVE THEM THEIR BREAKFAST??? I'm sorry but my child would kot be getting chocolate crepes before they'd even had proper breakfast.
- tins of new BITATOES "perfect for if you can't be bothered to peel and chop potatoes" cos obviously it's such a long and arduous task and beggy is way too strapped for time to peel BITATOES
- 1 pack of mince that she reckons is gunna feed 4 of them for 2 seperate meals. R U OK HUN? Jesus christ they just only get one forkful of food each.
- got oat milk to add to smoothies after a few days ago saying she doesn't want smoothies anymore cos it's too cold
- 2 singular peppers for a family of 4 for a week. Jesus my son can eat a full pepper just dipped in hummus some days as a snack!
- again, ONE punnet of strawberries for a family for a week. My boy would finish them off in 2 days if I let him, but if course beggy only let's them have 1 strawberry a day
- lemons which Woodeh was excited about cos he wants to make a lemon cake. Of course he does. All he knows is sugar that poor boy.
- mmmmm Raise-In bars.
- 2 packs of rice to go with the "chilli and stuff" fucking TWO??? Me and my 3 year old use one pack of that rice for one meal fucking hell. Rations ahoy!
- (picks up harpic bleach) a got this wun cos it smells really nice it's ma fave wun. It literally smells of fucking bleach.
Going in about having all these meals with "veg and stuff" hun you bought 2 bag of carrots and a fucking cauliflower.
Notice how she said "there will be no Halloween parties for Alfeh to go to" doesn't give a shit about Woodeh though.
How the fuck does she not know how to make fucking butternut squash soup, it's the most simple thing ever
ORTOMINAL SOUP HUN COSY ORTOMINAL SOUP.
Every week I think, oh she might not be a shower of shit with her shopping this week, and yet she still is.
I'd rather eat out if the fucking wheelie bin than eat the stodgy slop she produces.
Fucking hell I need a rum and coke after that
- chocolate crepes as a snack starter before breakfast. JUST GIVE THEM THEIR BREAKFAST??? I'm sorry but my child would kot be getting chocolate crepes before they'd even had proper breakfast.
- tins of new BITATOES "perfect for if you can't be bothered to peel and chop potatoes" cos obviously it's such a long and arduous task and beggy is way too strapped for time to peel BITATOES
- 1 pack of mince that she reckons is gunna feed 4 of them for 2 seperate meals. R U OK HUN? Jesus christ they just only get one forkful of food each.
- got oat milk to add to smoothies after a few days ago saying she doesn't want smoothies anymore cos it's too cold
- 2 singular peppers for a family of 4 for a week. Jesus my son can eat a full pepper just dipped in hummus some days as a snack!
- again, ONE punnet of strawberries for a family for a week. My boy would finish them off in 2 days if I let him, but if course beggy only let's them have 1 strawberry a day
- lemons which Woodeh was excited about cos he wants to make a lemon cake. Of course he does. All he knows is sugar that poor boy.
- mmmmm Raise-In bars.
- 2 packs of rice to go with the "chilli and stuff" fucking TWO??? Me and my 3 year old use one pack of that rice for one meal fucking hell. Rations ahoy!
- (picks up harpic bleach) a got this wun cos it smells really nice it's ma fave wun. It literally smells of fucking bleach.
Going in about having all these meals with "veg and stuff" hun you bought 2 bag of carrots and a fucking cauliflower.
Notice how she said "there will be no Halloween parties for Alfeh to go to" doesn't give a shit about Woodeh though.
How the fuck does she not know how to make fucking butternut squash soup, it's the most simple thing ever
ORTOMINAL SOUP HUN COSY ORTOMINAL SOUP. Every week I think, oh she might not be a shower of shit with her shopping this week, and yet she still is.
I'd rather eat out if the fucking wheelie bin than eat the stodgy slop she produces.
Fucking hell I need a rum and coke after that
PeachySher
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I’ve made a rhyme, please sing to the tune of WAP.
Slow cooker up some slop, it’s lying ass beggy.
She’ll never use a mop, it’s dirty ass beggy.
She’ll take any old ad, because she’s not fussy.
She didn’t find a tiger, she bought a tame ass pussy.
Slow cooker up some slop, it’s lying ass beggy.
She’ll never use a mop, it’s dirty ass beggy.
She’ll take any old ad, because she’s not fussy.
She didn’t find a tiger, she bought a tame ass pussy.
Ruby’s mum
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Open a can of soup, we luv Aldeh soup but you can use any brand. One can should be plenteh for a family of four. Put it in your cute little sloor cooker on high at around 9am, remember to give it a gud stir at 12 and it should be readeh to eat by 5. Get a lorf of readeh sliced tiger bread (you can slice your own but I’m lazeh) and put it on a plate. It’s super yummeh and tasteh and so easeh!
I'm waiting to be blocked by her. I've messaged her this morning. I'm sick of her using things like mental health and covid 19 to boost her engagement. I had just finished a night shift nursing patients with covid 19 and her fake 'we're all in this together' speech was the final straw. I pointed out 6 months ago she ridiculed covid and not once publicly apologised, even after thousands of deaths. I pointed out she uses emotive topics purely for engagement and not to raise awareness or be supportive, also how she only wants praise and deletes any genuine questions. I also said if she genuinely believes that we are all in this together, why wasn't she wearing her mask correctly at soft play she was more interested in getting Instagram footage than following correct guidelines for wearing a mask as her nose wasn't covered. So now let's see if she reads the message.
normal Sunday routine for any family that 
PhoebeBailey
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Her ‘mum guilt’ posts don’t bother me anymore and they should bother any of you either..
Her guilt probably comes from knowing she’s lied and bought her way to get whatever success she thinks she has, guilt because she knows she puts herself before those kids, guilt because she’s dragged those poor kids away from any kind of decent civilised life in a village and finally, guilt because she fabricates everything. I’d rather work hard to get my success, giving my children a mum to be proud of and a future for them. There were days when I didn’t get to see my little boy for 12 hours but you know what, he knows I’m working hard and we have nice things to show for it. When I’m back off maternity leave I’ll be doing the same again but I sleep at night knowing that I am doing my absolute best by my children to secure them a happy life. I couldn’t think of anything worse than having to fabricate lie after lie to impress strangers on the internet. Her mum guilt posts are honestly something I laugh at. I hope her post doesn’t make anyone feel bad, her life is miserable and I no amount of gifted stuff would ever make me want what she has.
Her guilt probably comes from knowing she’s lied and bought her way to get whatever success she thinks she has, guilt because she knows she puts herself before those kids, guilt because she’s dragged those poor kids away from any kind of decent civilised life in a village and finally, guilt because she fabricates everything. I’d rather work hard to get my success, giving my children a mum to be proud of and a future for them. There were days when I didn’t get to see my little boy for 12 hours but you know what, he knows I’m working hard and we have nice things to show for it. When I’m back off maternity leave I’ll be doing the same again but I sleep at night knowing that I am doing my absolute best by my children to secure them a happy life. I couldn’t think of anything worse than having to fabricate lie after lie to impress strangers on the internet. Her mum guilt posts are honestly something I laugh at. I hope her post doesn’t make anyone feel bad, her life is miserable and I no amount of gifted stuff would ever make me want what she has.
Bobbiewilson
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I might come forward and say omg thank god you found my kitten she must have escaped 