Rebecca Lamb #50 Swipe ups & ads 27/4, the Hobsons don’t care the kids sleep on the floor

[virgofalls]

Primark bingo anyone:

Super pretty and gorgeous chunkeh coseh knitwear that you can just throw on for the school run or for food shopping. You can dress up or dress down and stuff.

A pack of three bras which will be super super affordable and you just can't go wrong realleh. All my other ones are a bit grey so I thought I would buy these ones so I can have a couple of days of them looking nice before I wash them with all our dark stuff.

Crop tops and bodysuits too small so I can show off ma tits for my fans and my belleh that I'm sew proud of for growing my two boys. They will look gawjussss styled with the chunkeh knitwear because I saw Elle Darby wear stuff like that and I thought I would do that too cos everyone seems to be wearing knitwear with bodysuits and crop tops. So I want to be like all those girls too and stuff. Sniff.

A 50p T-shirt I found in the sale for the boys. It's 10-11 age but they can just share it for the next eight years or so. Lucky boys, love treating them.

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Thread suggestion (bit early)

Rebecca Lamb #51: All day round, 27/4, the kids are watching films and sleeping on the floor.

 

[Each_peach]

Also a lovely shot of Steve sat on the fucking bog in the mirror. Classy as ever Beggy

 

[virgofalls]

If I ever become the type of person to wish an influencer a happy birthday on my Instagram story just fucking shoot me. I'd rather be a troll all day round 27/4 than a sad act like that

 

[PeachySher]

Thread suggestion Rebecca lamb #51: Promise guys I’m a W30 L30, look at my teeth they’re GRYM and dirty

 

[BettyCrocker]

“I’ve picked up some autumn bits for the boys *sniff* because it’s coming into autumn *sniff* now and it’s good to get them some autumn bits *sniff* because it’s nearly autumn and they need some autumn bits and stuff *sniff* {proceeds to show the audience 2 identical T-shirt’s with dinosaurs on them and 2 pairs of brown leggings} so I’ve picked up these gorgeous T-shirt’s for the boys *sniff* these were only £1.80 each so these were super affordable *sniff* and I got them both the exact same - this T-shirt with this super cute dinosaur print on the front, they both love dinosaurs so I thought this would be super cute *sniff* and I picked them up one each and I also got them both a pair of these super cute little leggings, I got them the exact same, just these super cute little leggings to wear now that it’s autumn and stuff and these are just super affordable,*sniff* I think they were only £2 each and I just thought these would go so well with those cute little dinosaur T-shirt’s I’ve got for them because they both love dinosaurs and I thought that would be really cute and stuff - and that’s everything I got the boys.

{proceeds to then show the £150 worth of whore wardrobe she’s bought for herself, all 2 sizes too small and completely inappropriate & impractical for the weather and for her lifestyle}

 

[LauraC35]

Rebecca and Steve on her birthday in 10 years time after eating their continued shit diet and living their boring lifestyle! Steve’s Gryn teeth whitening business has failed drastically and Channel Mum has finally dropped her after more appearances from her camel toe. Alfie and Woody have finally grown into their orange sandals but now they’re stroppy teenagers they’re trying to rebel and wear proper shoes. The chickens have fled and asked for asylum and a welcome death in Aldi and Rebecca inadvertently bought them and cooked them in her slow cooker. They’re were super tasty though

 

[virgofalls]

"I got this T-shirt for both boys. It says "I am 3" and I thought that was just super perfect for them both"

 

[Lollidollidoodle]

Sorry but she can’t get any worse then this outfit though!!

 

[Rachybaby0116]

It pains me to say this... but her effort is miles improved on woody's birthday last year. I'm glad he has balloons, proper cake and at least 1 decent present. Let's hope they keep him safe on it now.

 

[Eat more cake]

If I ever become the type of person to wish an influencer a happy birthday on my Instagram story just fucking shoot me. I'd rather be a troll all day round 27/4 than a sad act like that

I forget my families birthdays half the time so no way would I remember or be so needy that I would wish some pork* star wannabe happy birthday on IG.

* Phone autocorrected porn to pork. Still fitting I think.

 

[Jxxx]

Is the dudgeon that dark she’s now cooking by candle light must be about as dim as her in that house...

 

[Mum123]

“I’ve picked up some autumn bits for the boys *sniff* because it’s coming into autumn *sniff* now and it’s good to get them some autumn bits *sniff* because it’s nearly autumn and they need some autumn bits and stuff *sniff* {proceeds to show the audience 2 identical T-shirt’s with dinosaurs on them and 2 pairs of brown leggings} so I’ve picked up these gorgeous T-shirt’s for the boys *sniff* these were only £1.80 each so these were super affordable *sniff* and I got them both the exact same - this T-shirt with this super cute dinosaur print on the front, they both love dinosaurs so I thought this would be super cute *sniff* and I picked them up one each and I also got them both a pair of these super cute little leggings, I got them the exact same, just these super cute little leggings to wear now that it’s autumn and stuff and these are just super affordable,*sniff* I think they were only £2 each and I just thought these would go so well with those cute little dinosaur T-shirt’s I’ve got for them because they both love dinosaurs and I thought that would be really cute and stuff - and that’s everything I got the boys.

{proceeds to then show the £150 worth of whore wardrobe she’s bought for herself, all 2 sizes too small and completely inappropriate & impractical for the weather and for her lifestyle}

They don’t need autumn bits, who needs seasonal clothes when you’re under 26?

 

[ChubClubThug]

Thread suggestion: Rebecca Lamb #51 tits out for a classy dinner, no magic mirror to make me thinner

 

[Unknown3]

Self care bath at 4:45 on a Monday evening....said no other mum ever

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

If Steve's lucky there'll be a beige hoody for him that Beggy will wear instead. In a size large so it's oversized. And fits like a glove.

 

[virgofalls]

Sorry don’t hate me! I have a pumpkin lamp that I put out at this time of year!
Seriously shouldn’t she be getting the boys to do arts and crafts if she’s that interested in “the fall” , painting with autumn colours, collecting different colour leaves for a collage, conkers etc
You don’t have to spend money to do a seasonal display, it’s what Woody would be doing if he was allowed to go to Nursery! She really is a dumb ass.
I’d be showing aga or slow cooker meals using seasonal local veg and warming soups for the cooler months, not blooming Maccy D’s and ice cream. She’s all over the place! Pick a lane Rebecca because your content is shit!

She rinsed all her casseroles and stew recipes over the summer. She was cooking stodgy slop in 27 degree heat. Knowing Beckeh she'll treat us to BBQ ideas in the depths of December

 

[Fridgepicker]

Not one birthday message from Irena or Katrina wtf I thought they were her gals

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

“If you were having them with a cuppa tea or sumthin perfect furr all dehh round” what?

ALL DAY ROUND 27/4