Rebecca Lamb #26 Im Rebecca Lamb, i know who you are, ill come to your door, no matter how far

[mummy2under2]

15 unread pages on this thread... Half is about squash and the other half is pornhub.
Welcome to the world of Begga Lamb

 

[Casperron]

There’s high waisted then there’s friction on your clitoris...

has

 

[Sallydally]

the guys profile! He says he is 5’10, weighs under 6 stone and has a 10”penis?!

so it is Steve

 

[heidilouxx]

Is she seriously making spinach and caramel pancakes?

 

[Motherofcats]

The inspirational quotes are out, which only means one thing...she’s caught up on tattle.

‘Nobody is you, that is your superpower’
You’re not even you, ya massive bellend!! Stop photoshopping your photos & copying every fucker else if being Rebecca Lamb is such a super power!

 

[alexm1993]

Beckehs piling on the chub, Steve’s gone to look on pornhub

 

[Lars Guinard]

The "United front" photo of her and Steve

We've already seen her divided front

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Steve reminds me of a basset hound. It’s the eyes...

 

[Bellaboo83]

Thread suggestion....

Rebecca Lamb #27. House of horrors that's for certain. Fund my reno by swiping up to my beef curtain

 

[WaffleTriangle]

I’d like a thanks pls Bex u big flapped bugger

 

[Not Today Satan]

That fucking dog slavering and licking all over her face

That's her daily wash

 

[MakeMineADouble]

I want to post another thread suggestion but I don’t want to tread on anyone’s camel toes

 

[BettyCrocker]

I can’t see the attraction myself, I think he has a weird neck

doughy baby face
Weird blob fish sad eyes
Complete lack of any jawline or chin
Lack of any facial hair
Bizzare joker-smile

he looks like an awkward 19 year old at a village disco circa 1998 who is in that weird space between being a boy and looking like a man. He’s in his mid 30s and just looks like he should still be in high school.

 

[Jambojambo]

Thanks for clearing up that Alfeh has been to school in non uniform rebs dont read here though eh

 

[Keepitw0nky]

Vlog thoughts.

Alfie starts his day with a chocolate milkshake. And then syrup. She should hook up an IV and pump the sugar in directly, she'd save a fortune on Nesquik.

She must get home from the school run, pop inside and set up the camera, then go out and come back in again, pretending it's the first time.

On deciding where to take unwanted toys: 'I don't know who would be of any use to it".

Alfie had a caterpillar cake, a tray bake, and a professionally made cake. She didn't want to cut up and share out the fancy cake. So the kids at the party could look at it, but not eat any.

'We're running ten minutes late for toddler group, so I thought I'd spend a bit more time letting you know that."

Standing on the chair in the cafe, probably in his wellies that have just walked through the wet car park. Not only is it dangerous and disrespectful to Morrisons (they pay for their furniture Beggy), but some poor fucker has to sit on that damp chair next.

The two and six year old are on the tablets until 9pm, unsupervised.

Is she eating that cake from a dog bowl?

On her content: "I love to know your feedback." PAH HA HA HA HA HA. Ok hun.

And this is a wonderful swerve:

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I’ve just got to take a moment for this literary gem. Pure poetry.

“Steve was out all day this day that’s why he wasn’t in”

 

[Foolmeonce]

Rebecca Lamb #27
Her camel toe helps all the pervs get hard
And their views will make her a Pornhub star.

(with apologies to Kelis: milkshake)

 

[AC_23]

I got some bin liners cause we need some she kills me honestly. Course you bloody need them who buys bin liners if you don’t need them She doesn’t need an explanation for EVERY item

 

[Alibaba]

Urgh!!! She’s rank! First time she off to the toilet today at 4pm and he’s on her period! God she’s another level of fishy gross!!!

 

[Chitterchat]

She also mustn’t be wearing any underwear because even fucking a cling film thong wouldn’t allow such a bold minge imprint

 

[Chatchatchat]

Woody is two!! He couldn’t care less what his cake looks like! I’m with Rebecca on this one.
personally I have made & decorated my children’s cake every year. Last year I suggested I used a ‘made’ cake and the reaction was met with one of horror!! It has become a tradition now with my children and they prefer my rubbish homemade ones to anything professional.
just my two pence worth!

You don’t do one without the other. And this is just another thing that she has done to that poor boy. He would care. Do you do homemade for all? Or just for one? That’s the difference.