Ruby’s mum
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An example of one of Beggy’s work emails.
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Mumofone27
Active member
I would never defend her and I’m not saying he doesn’t but I don’t think a 8 year old jumping on a trampoline indicates he has special needs at all
NellyTheElephant
Active member
Fixed it for you beggy hun
WILTY
Active member
"Ey check out me rolex, I have my own ouse and some supa fast cars , I know your only a young lass and thers thee small matta of me avin a girlfriend but let me buy you a drink and do you up't bum and I promise you wont av t work for't rest of your life love, what's your name?
She answers......" Rebecca Ellen Lamb"
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" smashing, Elleh, let's go av unprotected sex and ope for tha best"
Steve Hobson " how i met your mother"
She answers......" Rebecca Ellen Lamb"
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" smashing, Elleh, let's go av unprotected sex and ope for tha best"
Steve Hobson " how i met your mother"
Poosh
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Life hacks by Rebecca Lamb
Sling your kids mattresses on the floor to save paying for actual beds
If your sofa doesn’t fit in your new house, chop it in half and have a 2 seater for 4 people
Use dog bowls for your breakfast
Use jars and vases for your smoothehs
Use a ladder shelf as a desk
Repaint your holey shelf 150868 times and move it from room to room, disguise holes with cutefake designer bags
Paint your whole house magnolia and call it a renovation
Get your hubby to do a botch job on the bathroom because you know, bossbabe!
Use foil as a lid on your slow cooker if you smash the original one
Cook your roasties on the radiator if your Aga is broke
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Sling your kids mattresses on the floor to save paying for actual beds
If your sofa doesn’t fit in your new house, chop it in half and have a 2 seater for 4 people
Use dog bowls for your breakfast
Use jars and vases for your smoothehs
Use a ladder shelf as a desk
Repaint your holey shelf 150868 times and move it from room to room, disguise holes with cute
Paint your whole house magnolia and call it a renovation
Get your hubby to do a botch job on the bathroom because you know, bossbabe!
Use foil as a lid on your slow cooker if you smash the original one
Cook your roasties on the radiator if your Aga is broke
…..
Oh dear her sister in law has just posted on her stories she's received a letter from Bradford Council, £120 fine per child for taking them out of school for five days and failure to ensure they attend(probably the centre parcs trip before Christmas paid for by Steve's and her mum. She's got 4 kids, her response was 'go fuck yourself Bradford Council'. It's very clear the whole family are thick as pig shit and have no value for education, because these two uneducated muppets(Steve and his sister) have lived off daddy Hobson's money their whole lives
Lollyjane25
Chatty Member
Third pregnancy tiredness doesn’t have to be an issue beggy. Just think energetic thoughts and be positive and you won’t feel tired, it’s so easy!!!
And_that's_okay!
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Unfortunately, I don't think you've understood this pregnancy. This isn't someone 'happy' about their pregnancy at all.
This is someone who's happy that they have content now. A 'best friend for life'. A relationship saver. A dolly to dress up. A baby to fill a huge gaping hole of unhappiness. A money-making machine. A hobby. Something to do. A girl who was never those two boys.
This isn't a women 'happy' about pregnancy at all. You mistake her with someone who actually gives a fuck.
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BettyCrockerr
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“Work emails”
And_that's_okay!
VIP Member
Not wanting to divert the thread but look at this very obvious dig at Beggy 
* I know folk don't like Laura but this is fucking funny
* I know folk don't like Laura but this is fucking funny
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Belloboonew
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Hahahahahahaha Rebecca Lamb, the only person in Europe thick enough to be proudly presenting their children a Kinder egg this morning 
majestic26
VIP Member
Buying things for her unborn daughter to wear in a year's time when her actual children are knocking about in cheapo trainers from H&M and trackies riding up their legs. She is absolutely unhinged.
As someone else posted, would love to see how organised she's getting to send Woody off to school! That will potentially happen sooner than the new baby and it doesn't look like she has a thing for him yet. He will need some smart shoes, a new coat, a little bag, not to mention the bits of actual uniform.
It's not about being organised, it's about a) having a favourite child and b) content for the gram.
As someone else posted, would love to see how organised she's getting to send Woody off to school! That will potentially happen sooner than the new baby and it doesn't look like she has a thing for him yet. He will need some smart shoes, a new coat, a little bag, not to mention the bits of actual uniform.
It's not about being organised, it's about a) having a favourite child and b) content for the gram.
BettyCrockerr
VIP Member
Also - she thinks this baby is going to be some beautiful little insta perfect angelic looking child…… it could end up looking like Beaver….. just because it’s a girl doesn’t mean it’s going to be cute.
BettyCrockerr
VIP Member
Alfie. With a pink bow on his head. Vacant stare into the middle distance and teeth like a row of bombed terrace housesI'm just picturing beaver in a bow
BettyCrockerr
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He is absolutely fucking gobbing. He’s got that odd doughy baby face. He’s extremely unattractive. The fact that he was clearly taking steroids to gain that size on his arms & body is hysterical - when he’s got the face of a 6 year old.
Telly Fanatic
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Options for Alfie and woody in London
