Questions & Answers #45

[Phoenix Lazarus]

No.

At my primary school, a teacher told a boy, 'you and I are going to fall out - of an aeroplane: and I will have a parachute and you will not' which amused me! What is the funniest comment you've ever heard?

 

[nbt]

A lot of things my son says. Most recently he found out my mum’s middle name is Charmaine and he said, “Chow mein like from the Chinese?”

Funniest thing you’ve heard a child say?

 

[Mab1994]

A lot of things my son says. Most recently he found out my mum’s middle name is Charmaine and he said, “Chow mein like from the Chinese?”

Funniest thing you’ve heard a child say?

Hey dick. Lol trying to pronounce headache

 

[irishnosebag]

A lot of things my son says. Most recently he found out my mum’s middle name is Charmaine and he said, “Chow mein like from the Chinese?”

Funniest thing you’ve heard a child say?

I have a friend who’s little boy told everyone he seen his mummy was shaving her hair in the shower…

would you rather work with kids or the elderly?

 

[WilmaHun]

Kids.

What do you think the minimum hourly wage should be?

 

[Mab1994]

Kids.

What do you think the minimum hourly wage should be?

£20

Same question

 

[MrsLucas]

Yeah I’d say around £20 also.

Plans for the weekend?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Shopping tomorrow and then going to the Christmas markets on Sunday

what size tv have you got?

 

[Chinese_whispers]

I don't have one. We have a projector we stream stuff off

Have you got a coffee macine?

 

[WilmaHun]

65

Cross - no

Dr Pepper or Fanta Fruit Twist?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Fanta fruit twist

You’re going out for dinner tonight, where do you choose to go?

 

[MrsLucas]

I’m actually going out with my youngest daughter at tea time to the cinema and Nando’s and that’s exactly what I keep craving Nando’s .

Are you worried about the new variant of covid?

 

[Chloesm]

To be fair, I don’t know how to feel

what’s your favourite Christmas song?

 

[watermelon sugar]

All I want for Christmas is you

Have you bought anything in the Black Friday sales?

 

[Raymond Luxury-Yacht]

Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

ETA: Not yet!

Favourite cocktail?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Long Island iced tea

whats a random Christmas tradition you have with your family?

 

[Chinese_whispers]

In the run up to Christmas so Nov/Dec we rewatch The Sopranos.

You?

 

[Raymond Luxury-Yacht]

Going for Starbucks festive drinks with my sister

What’s the weirdest rumour you’ve heard about yourself?

 

[Chinese_whispers]

That I was dating Jack Gleeson (with pics taken of us and posted to Twitter circa 2013/14)

You?

 

[MrsLucas]

I can’t think of any that I know if. Im pretty boring been with the same man since I was still at school.

Do you have out door Christmas decorations/lights?