Itsmedoctortea
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The departed
How are you today?
How are you today?
I write my 92 year old grandmothers for her.Nope but I can say I wouldnt like to think
Posting christmas cards this year?
In a wine bar in the City (London) 35 years ago. We were the first customers of the evening, but still managed to get it on without anyone noticing.I do, but the little one I bought a couple of years ago in Poundland does the job well too!
Strangest place you've ever had a shag?
The Queen's NoseWhatever they needed me to
favourite childhood tv programme
Nope because it's not DecemberDefinite carnivore.
Have you put your tree up yet?![]()
I have defo been better!No pretty laid back.
How are you today?
yep, do it on the dailypooping in the vets!
Can you suck your own nipples?
To see my bloody boyfriend!
I’ve had several long term relationships and only actually been in love Once.Doing assignments uni work . Keep putting it off .
tell me a secret![]()
Do those two sentences happen to be connected at all?Pornstar
do you like bananas?
I was going to ask “do you like oranges? But bananas just seemed more appropriateDo those two sentences happen to be connected at all?![]()
A loud demure one. My husband takes this piss out of it as he says I don't sneeze properly.Shoes, followed by knickers
Do you have a loud or demure sneeze?