Questions & Answers #2

[watermelon sugar]

Would i fuck


Favourite film character

 

[DCICassieStuart]

My left hip

would you shag bo jo?

No, but I'd shag Bercow

 

[Gloria Roscoe]

The fanny fart I mentioned previously - it went on and on. Mortifying

How many people have you slept with?

Over 65, probably over 70 I do love the sausage.

Can you deepthroat?

 

[Mulholland Drive]

Too many, most of which will never see the light of day on this thread, ha! (did leave a vibrator in a taxi!)




Are you a practical joker?

 

[watermelon sugar]

pooping in the vets!

Can you suck your own nipples?

You pooped or the animal?

 

[Mulholland Drive]

I did, until one occasion a dog ran out of its kennel and chased me through the owner's garden and over a hedge!




Are you good with crosswords?

 

[Scorpihoe]

I was 4

favourite holiday?

edit: omg me and the person above answered the same question, at the same time, with the same answer don’t know why I get so excited about these small coincidences lol

 

[Readread]

Yes

Are you a squirter?

The fanny fart I mentioned previously - it went on and on. Mortifying

How many people have you slept with?

I am crying at this

 

[Scorpihoe]

Yes. And I would love to paraglide one day



What is your worst phobia?

Being buried alive. I’ve thought of a plan though, I’m gonna take a phone in with me when I die, with a portable charger, so I can call people if I’m not actually dead

have you ever broken a phone or laptop?

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Not so much art as photography, but I love the photo of 'The Afghan Girl'

Was anyone else a fan of 'Saved by the bell'? Zack or Slater?

 

[petitspois]

cheeseburger

book, series or film you love that a lot of people don't know about?

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Only with my grandmother

Which comedian do you dislike?

Michael mcintyre

Yes!

how often do you have sex?

Twice a week but not at the moment because we are in isolation and Im worried about us infecting each other



Favourite singer

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Chris Hemsworth's wife

Who is your favourite celeb on strictly?

Bill Bailey because he's one of my fave comedians



Favourite musical?

 

[Mulholland Drive]

As a lesbian I would have to say most definitely



Do you wear thermals?

 

[Practically Perfect]

Do you have your Christmas tree up yet?

Which one? And yes, all 4 of them...........

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Both but my favourite pet is a rat. I miss having them.


Is your handwriting neat?

 

[Mulholland Drive]

Um, just "borrowed", officer



same question

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

someone on here

do you hate the word snog?

Dun dun duuuun

 

[Readread]

Nope, it's not allowed in my community and we can be fined the equivalent of £100 if caught! If I lived in the UK I would.

What are you having for dinner?

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Tina not fucking tuna!!

I assumed Tuna was your cat's name