PTWM #91 He’s not a lockdown baby

[Lucyinthesky88]

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Bought my kid a car with the profits from my scam,
But only cos I didn’t get new trainers off me mam

 

[DipsyDoodle]

New thread title thanks to @FridaK some lush gifted sheepers and a sweet subscription winging their way to you, babe!

Last thread recap:
- Still a massive cunt
- Raq still doesn't work either full or part time, and barely parents her kids and step kids.
- Another reminder that it will soon be the anniversary of when she birthed the Messiah, aka she shared photos from her baby shower. Mostly it only serves to show just how much Racquet and Joyce have aged in just 2 years.
- Seb's gone away to London, funnily enough it doesn't spark the same meltdown that Betsy going did, I wonder why that could be
- Thanks for sharing yet again that you and your daughters have all got your periods Raq, I'm sure all their mates are thrilled to know.
- Rachey dumped Wilbert off with Emily and took about twelve million kids to a theme park for Edie's birthday. She made out she took the kids all by herself, but Stabby Jo was there as well as Betsy's boyfriend.
- Someone spotted Seb on the train to London. Ideal safeguarding.
- Rachey met up with some other Instatwats. Yawn.
- She's still trying to claim that Wilberforce is a lockdown baby, even though he was born 7 months before the pandemic, and has had more people looking after him than he's had McDonald's Happy Meals. He's not a lockdown baby Raq, he's just a bored toddler who hasn't had nearly enough interaction/attention in his little life and hasn't been encouraged to develop his skills.
- More photos of the women's centre looking lush, with a coffee machine and lots of plastic plants. Exactly what traumatised women need.
- All the pissing about in bikinis in front of the mirror the other week has paid off as she has been sent/ordered a load of clothes from In The Style, who notoriously send stuff to any old Tom, Dick or Ratchet. Everything looked cheap, nasty and poorly made. Just our Raq's style!
- oooh a meeting in a car park, I'm sure that meets robust GDPR guidelines!
- Rancho spent nearly £100 on two pillows. Relatable.
- Another day, another roast dinner. Can they cook anything else?
- Betsy made a joke about going to a festival and taking drugs. Responsible Rach filmed and uploaded it
- Wilbert has some LUSH Nike shoes and socks. Which he took off, preferring to run barefoot on a road. Instead of telling him no and keeping him safe, Rancho filmed him. Ideal.
- Joyce and Ratchet went to pick up Stabby Jo (for reason unknown). In the car they were telling her what a shit day they'd had, including a mention of Joyce not being allowed in somewhere due to not wearing a mask, and of course Rancho had to shoehorn in that she's on her period, in case anyone missed it.
- Emily borrowed a dress off Rach, and Rach had to let everyone know that "IT'S MY DRESS! SHE BORROWED IT OFF ME! IT'S FROM MY WARDROBE!". Unfortunately for Rach, it looked better on Emily
- Raq is in serious danger of overusing the "I love you, always, forever" song, as it's on EVERY FUCKING DAY, with special emphasis on the bit that says "you have the most incredible blue eyes". We get it Rach, Joyce and cash cow Wilbert have blue eyes, no need to keep ramming it down our throats.
- STOP THE PRESS - Wilby had a banana! Well he was pictured holding it, whether he actually ate it or it was just a prop is not known. He was then dragged along walking by Joyce, who then let him roam near a road without having his hand held.
- Rachey took some of the kids to a soft play. Where she followed 7 year old Edie around with the camera, and kept losing the toddler.
- After it was noted on Tattle that she'd barely mentioned Seb since he was away in London, she said that he likes to share their Hello Fresh meals. As if babe, we all know he eats round Gangsta Granny's every night.
- Speaking of Seb, he returned from London. After being away for a week, all his dad could muster was "can you put the kettle on", while Raq wanted to know who he had missed the most.
- A Tattler discovered that not only is PTWM now registered as a limited company (which explains the debit card), but also that the Patchwork House shit show coffee shop/launderette/hang out place/whatever the fuck else Raq fancies at any given time has been awarded NINE AND A HALF GRAND of grant money "to run a pilot scheme to support women who are experiencing domestic violence/abuse". Yep, all those fake flowers and pretty cushions are a solid investment.
- Tattlers everywhere cringed as Edie carried Wilby up and down stone steps, while Raq watched and filmed
- Oh look, she's doing a nice activity of making cupcakes with Edie! Hang on, it's for an advert, for Paw Patrol, clearly more suited to Wilbert's age than the Tik-Tok dancing, break up advice and make up tutorial video making 7 year old.
- Raq wants to know what's fucking us off. Oh hun, you KNOW what's fucking us off. The lack of answers about the missing PayPal dosh, the ridiculous vanity project of a place for you and your mates/employees to meet for coffee under the pretence of making it for vulnerable women, the selling out of your kids for freebies and advert deals, I could go on but we haven't got all day here.
- Raq keeps forgetting to cancel her parking, so pays for overnight. So relatable babe.
- Ratchet made a friend! At the park! Had to shoehorn in a reference to sex so before long she'll probably be invited for a sleepover in the swinger's loft
- Betsy's off to Boardmasters, Rachey took the piss out of how much stuff she was packing (mind blowing, seeing as most of her clothes are made of hardly any material), then proceeded to give her a gift bag for her birthday to take with her

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[You can't hide now]

You know what? I didn't get a Mr Frosty machine. Every bastard Christmas I wrote it on my list and to this day, I still haven't had it. Tomorrow I'm going to go and buy my son a luxury yacht and a private plane. I can't do this anymore. I won't let him feel the way I felt, ever.

I just need to stop crying first, thinking about that Mr Frosty has brought back the most upsetting memories.

 

[Justherewithmypopcorn]

'She's loving travelling and experiencing different things around the world ' ..... Rach , she's been to London and Cornwall ONCE! Hardly backpacked her way around Asia

 

[Babyboos5]

To any mums on here who can’t afford to buy their 17 year olds a car please don’t feel shit after rachets display tonight, your teenagers also deserve the world but in all honesty, you are their world. I know personally I’d rather have had a mum who actually parented me and loved me than brought me a car and posted me all over social media.

 

[Blackpool]

I'm in Newquay today. By coincidence the same week as B is at Boardmasters. There are 1000s of carefree teenagers, living the best years of their lives- their first foray into adulthood. Out of all of them, only B has that total lack of anonymity. I'm not one of the 200k hons "looking out for her". I'm just a normal mum, on holiday at the same time as her. A stranger. That should know absolutely nothing about her. Instead I have known more or less her every move as a teenager. Every triumph and every sadness. Thanks to her horrendous, attention seeking mother. Who has failed to safeguard her child in every single way. Being from a police family, she should have been kept completely away from the public eye. Anti police feeling is real and that poor girl is vulnerable . It's sad when a Tattler thinks more about her daughter's safety than she does. It's disgusting...she is abhorrent.

 

[MrsOgre]

She has turned an advert into being about her husbands best friends suicide. I cannot believe what I've just watched to be honest, and that is triggering. I've been so busy last few days that I haven't been looking at her stories at all but Jesus christ she needs help.

 

[Babyboos5]

I’m literally outraged, I’ve survived 5 suicide attempts. Using someone else suicide story in a fucking advert is the lowest of the low. I’m almost crying. She is a compassionless Cunt.

 

[FridaK]

What the god in fucking hell was that?
My mouth has literally dropped.
What is the matter with her?
Did she ask this mans family if she could use him to flog trainers?
If Josh was that close to him why is he letting his wife use his death to promote Pro frigging direct?
Do Pro Direct know she is selling their shoes with suicide?
Why wasn’t there a trigger warning?
Why is she telling 225k people about someone recently bereaved that contacted her and calling it horrible?
Why did she seemingly dig at whoever the mans sister was by saying ‘she contacted us but never contacted us again?
Why did she tell that story and then go back into moaning about the cost of trainers?
If she does this to friends, how will women in the women’s centre know they won’t feature on her stories?
What the hell is wrong with Josh, if that was his mate?
What if the blokes family see it? Or if he had kids? Or a wife?
OMG. Is she ill?

 

[Ledgehedger]

‘two grand used to be so much money!’

it still is to the majority of your followers, you clueless cunt!!!

 

[Cheerios78]

The saddest thing is these women are looking up to her because they think she represents hope, the chance to get out of their shitty lives and be able to live a flamboyant, care free existence. But the reality is it wont happen, not unless you win the lottery or like her, you defraud hardworking, decent people and sell your soul to Instagram with ad after ad.

When my son turns 17, there won't be a car. There will be driving lessons that I will have scrimped and saved to buy as a single mother who works full time, yet who has nothing left at the end of the month, every month.

And do you know what? That's actually ok. It's ok because I don't live in Rachets greedy little mind where life is only viable when it comes with a designer label.

I value our safe, peaceful home after years of living with a violent ex. I value my health which allows me to work and put food on the table. I value being able to go out for walks and talk to my son, because I actually enjoy being around my child, which is kind of the reason I had him.

Rachets so caught up in her own lies and her materialistic attitude that she doesnt get to enjoy all those things. Sad really as they are the things that matter.

 

[doingtherightthing]

I’m going against the grain here - believe me, I will NEVER forgive myself for it, BUT - I don’t see the problem buying Betsy a car for her 17th. She’s not the first parent to do that when their child turns of driving age and she won’t be the last. It’s not something new and out of the ordinary.
HOWEVER!!! What I do find vulgar about it, is the bullshit she has spewed to justify it. Why not just be honest and say she brought her the car because she wanted to do it, why make it about her seriously ill Mother and about her own issues.

She says she couldn’t afford to live at 15 & 17 when she was in her bed sit yet she told us time and time again that she spent her money on drugs and alcoholic from the age of 14. Well, if you want a pair of £30 trainers so badly, knock the Ket on the head and buy the Kappas instead? She has just told us all how angry she was at her Mum because she couldn’t afford it but in the same breath, told us how she couldn’t afford anything in the early days with Josh. So, shouldn’t she therefore have more of an understanding of what it was like to be in the position to say no to your kids? After all, if she accepts her Mum drank to numb the pain, you’d think she would be at peace with it by now and have more empathy, maybe, she’d even see things from the boys Mums viewpoint?
What about the followers who now feel like their kids will be angry when they can’t give them top of the range uniform come September (Tesco doesn’t gift everyone - who knew) or what about the women who will walk into the community centre needing food for the fridge to feed their babies and explain how guilty they feel at saying no to some Nikes for their child, Will Rachel relay that story and relate it all back to how she felt and smashed her phone?

Fact is, she brought Betsy a car, knew it wouldn’t sit right for many people and so rather than be adult and stand by her decision to do as many other parents have, she made it into a sob story for sympathy to shut down anyone who went against her, in the process, dragged her Mum again.

Absolute bitch.

 

[FridaK]

I wouldn’t look at Josh to be her moral compass. This is the Josh that encouraged her to write a book that detailed his children’s trauma and the mother of his children’s suicide attempt. It’s the same Josh that uses his kids to pay for the lifestyle he clearly wants with doing the bare minimum to get it. He’s disgusting.

Actually they are all disgusting. Hanging off her to get as much money or exposure as possible no matter what the cost. Jo S, Emily, Hannah, Jordan, Ceri, Astrid, Jo G, Josh’s Mother, everyone that does not have the either the brain, respect for others or self respect to say no, enough is enough. My stomach literally flips when I think about the vulnerable people she has had contact with and will in the future. Plus, the poor children in that environment that the adults have created really have no hope of ever knowing safety & comfort.

She’s worse than she was when this thread started. She hasn’t learnt a damn thing. Thats why people don’t trust her, why this thread is still here and that WIKI has nearly 24k views. It’s not obsession, it’s not jealousy, it’s not even dislike. It’s just sheer horror and worry. Do you know something? To volunteer at a mental health charity, you have to go through the tightest, most rigorous checks and training. That’s because the potential for damage is so high, no chances can be taken. It’s safety not only for the service user, but the volunteer themselves.

You can not run a de facto mental health, wellness or any other service including DA based on a person you have written yourself up as online. Especially when you show time and time again, you are NOT that person. They are all heinous.

 

[Dinnerbag]

Nowt like a bit of a trigger warning there hey hun!!!
Stupid bitch.
sorry very emotive subject for me as I lost my little sister to suicide.
You know on her birthday I always do a social media post, and always always put phone numbers on it for mind, Samaritans etc etc

and yeah rach be nice, what about your utter total lack of empathy when your spa day was ruined by an attempted suicide…..ah but it’s fiction

 

[Wotsit]

Fixed it for you rach.

 

[Mrsmoose]

Seb’s wages get paid into her account and then she sends him it!! What?!? She is the ultimate in having control over them all. If he has his own account why can’t his wages get paid directly to him??

 

[LyraBalaqua]

When Rachel made that landline phone call to her pissed Mum regarding the trainers you couldn’t ‘transfer’ money in those days, 15 years old she says she was, right?

Her Mum would have been writing a cheque or sending cash in the post. Get the language right when lying Rachel.

 

[LauraC35]

I just can’t even begin to process the “women’s centre” By the time Rachaele has filled it with community fridges, coffee makers, scatter cushions, her kids and her circle there won’t be room for more than one traumatised, frightened woman desperate for help. It’ll be a case of
“just squeeze yourself on that lush leather sofa between Stabby Jo and Emily and I’ll get you a double flat white macchiato with almond milk and a slice of cake. There’s some books to look at while you wait, two of them written by me. Did you know I was a Sunday Times best selling author? Don’t worry about the man in the red shorts who’s wandering round, that’s my husband Josh. He’s a bird loving policeman so if you’ve got any questions about the lesser spotted great tit then he’s the person to ask. The little boy crying and throwing crisps on the floor is my lockdown baby Wilby and my other five kids who I love so so much, like the most ever are here somewhere. That old woman hovering around is my Mummy...she’s not my birth Mum because she abandoned me when I was little, she’s my Mummy-in-law but she’s so so proud of me, like the most ever and I’m the daughter she wishes she had (don’t tell her real daughter that). Anyway I’ll get you that coffee......oh where have you gone, was it something I said?”
I am also convinced there will be huns rocking up to have a look too and then lick her arse with their gushing posts about all the wonderful work she’s doing whilst none of them realise the whole point of this place is that it is a place of safety for vulnerable frightened women. It just beggars belief it really does. I pray she gets shut down and that nobody is hurt in the process. Fucking wrong’un

 

[Livingontheedge]

I’ll just leave this here.

 

[DeathToCovid]

Thing is she could have just said “Josh’s late childhood friend worked for this company and they were fantastic in supporting people with mental health problems” but no, she has to go full sob story with a story that is just NOT hers to tell. It’s sick.

And it’s sick because she’s done it purely for engagement because she literally couldn’t give a shit.