New thread title once again courtesy of
@Lucyinthesky88 , edited for swear but the original version was "Rach likes to pretend that she’s a writer but we’ve never read anything shiter"
Strap yourselves in for the recap as it's been a busy one!
- Rachaelelele is, as always, a cunt.
- It was book release day! So of course, there were eleventy billion reposts of nauseating posts about her
- Amazon reviews came in thick and fast, ranging from genuine 1
saying it's badly written etc, to gushing 5
saying it's the best book ever (from PA Jo and ex lover Hannah). Josh has ordered his copy off Amazon, despite being married to the author, no doubt so that he can leave a verified review. Who will be next? Emily? Mummy Marshall? Kevin the Hermes man?
- no gushing post from the publisher though, maybe they saw how the WH Smith posts went down a couple of weeks ago!
- To celebrate the book, Wilbert got to eat junk food on the sofa while staring at the telly. Just a normal Thursday for him then.
- Raq headed out for some "important meetings", unfortunately she forgot to change out of her pyjama bottoms, and also didn't do her top up properly. What is she like?!
- One of the "important meetings" was on BBC Radio Devon. Rachey sounded drunk, and said that the character of Jo is based on her, her experiences and those of friends and family, and from people who have commented on her page. So much for it being a work of fiction then
She does "so much" for DA, and is opening the women's centre in August. Rach said that Joyce works full time, and they have a lot of help from friends (Rach the word is "employees") for childcare, housework etc.
- Jordan and his wife welcomed their new baby, so obviously Raq thinks it's all about her
posted a photo and commented about being first in line for babysitting. Try looking after your own kids once in a while hun! Then filmed herself and Joyce shopping for an outfit for the baby, no doubt hoping it will encourage her followers to message her telling her how much Wilbert needs another sibling. Again, try looking after the kids you already have Rach hun.
- For some reason, Rancid picked Jordan's wife and new baby up from the hospital. This is despite having recently had Covid in the family (plus her mysterious "secondary chest infection"), and Isaac allegedly being sent home from school to isolate due to a positive case in his year group bubble. Obviously she had to take the opportunity to remind Joyce (and her followers) that the last time she was there was when she was sliced in two to have Wilberforce. Josh's text response of "Love you. He's perfect" was interpreted by Rachey as him being broody
no doubt hoping to whip the huns up into messaging her to say they need another baby. She's really pushing this isn't she!
- She's on the blob and clearly not happy about it, yes we get it Raq, you want another cash cow to rinse for all the engagement and freebies, and then ignore once it starts needing interaction that doesn't involve your tits.
- the Amazon reviews have turned into a shit show of huns desperate to prove their allegiance by giving five star reviews. Unfortunately, a lot of them have either not read the book (and say so in their glowing review), or are not verified purchases, and also appear to be giving a personal reference instead of a review of the book. Amazon have responded by restricting reviews to verified purchases only.
- Q&A about the book, Rach keeps saying it's fiction, even though she also says she's used her own experiences, as well as those of people she knows and others who have messaged her page. She likes saying "it's fiction" and "my literary agent".
- Raq took a quick break from reposting all the messages about her book to go out for lunch with a haggard looking Josh, and only one of their 6 children.
- Repost of a memory from September 2020 of Wilbert being held by Gangsta Granny. But only a couple of weeks ago Wilbert was a "lockdown baby" who was so traumatised by not having seen anyone or been anywhere in a year that he didn't want to get out of the car at Granny Marshall's gaff
- Raq bought a some candle holders, Betsy broke one and with the help of Stabby Jo (who was sleeping over for no particular reason) decided to hide it in the bin rather than just tell her. Luckily it was BeKind Betsy rather than one of the other, non-favourite children, so Rachey just laughed it off and said she'll buy another one.
- in a move that surprised nobody, the woman who "works tirelessly" to highlight and prevent domestic abuse chose to not bother posting anything useful during the Euros football tournament, like helpline numbers, and instead reposted some stuff about alcohol and football not being the cause of abuse, completely missing the point that both of these things can be a trigger
just to cement her reputation as a grade A dickhead she then reshared some horrendous racial abuse that was made against one of the players. Yet again proving herself to be nothing but a self-serving CUNT who shouldn't allowed anywhere near vulnerable people, let alone be setting up a women's centre.
- Despite only a couple of weeks ago on the poverty porn/covid spreading tour crying about how people are housed in temporary accommodation and often don't have cooking facilities, Raq now assumes that all of her followers have fully equipped kitchens complete with dishwashers, as she merrily advised everyone that using a dishwasher is far more efficient than hand washing as it uses less water (even though not long ago she said she was doing multiple rounds of washing up every day in order to flog Fairy liquid).
- Not one to miss a passing bandwagon, Rachey has reposted various content from other people regarding the racism shown towards members of the England football team. Unfortunately the "best selling author" can't find any words of her own to express how this makes her feel, so the odd broken heart emoji will have to do
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