Where do I start.....
I don’t wear lipstick anymore - whilst sporting a bright red or pink mouth wherever she went
We don’t drink in front of the boys - josh never pictured after 5pm without a red wine in his hand
I’m only doing ad’s to pay for Xmas 2019 - then 5 thousand adverts this year
The baby deckchair
Josh acts like we’re in tier 4 anyway - then 3 different households come round in a week
Betsy is a vegan - in her north face coat
My braces are coming off in 3 months - yet her teeth stick out further than her tits
Talking of which: when she claimed she walked round the house topless to “entice” wobble
Kevin the delivery drivers Xmas card
That god awful patchwork light in the lounge
Wobbles previously unmentioned cradle cap when it was time to advertise Johnson’s baby
My kids use Amazon fire tablets all the time - apart from they only use them for adverts, every other waking second Edie is attached to her iPad
The cardboard desk
advertising eggs yet having about 10 of her own bastard chickens in the garden
I mean, I could go on but I’d be here all night and I’d get RSI in my thumbs from Typing