noseykat88
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Long time lurker but just want to say honestly if I were stranded on an island with Josh and a tin of corned beef, I’d eat Josh and talk to the corned beef! So boring he is 🥱
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DipsyDoodle
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I scrolled through 12 pages and didn't find a title suggestion, so I went with a quote from an old post of Raq's found by @eyeswildopen sending you some thrush medication and a shitty little trolley for the beach!
Last thread recap:
- Racket is, as always, a massive cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- she's back on the Rescue Remedy train, claiming that their lives are chaotic because they've got so many kids, and they work full time. Despite the fact they are barely ever looking after any of the kids, and never at work
even Arsetrid was featured, because apparently she leaves the free crap she gets for the adverts all over the place, including at the shop. She's used it to help with the stress of Wilby's diagnosis (THAT YOU FUCKING PAID FOR), when she's on her own and bored (you'd think someone who's setting up shops and launderettes left, right and centre wouldn't have time to sit and do nothing )
- 7.30pm and instead of some kind of bedtime routine, Wilby sat in the hallway in a vest looking at photos with Rancho being all patronising. Then she said Sloshy is off to play football "like a proper man"
Raq hun, there's a LOT he'd have to do to be classed as a proper man, starting with taking his balls out of your Gucci handbag and reattaching them to himself.
- poor old Sloshua, who apparently goes to the gym every day at the crack of dawn, has got a boo-boo on his leg from playing football with proper men.
- stuck for content? Just film the same seagull couple who nested on your roof last year, and say the male is "attacking" you when it was clearly flying in the opposite direction (probably scared it would get feathers caught in her teeth). "Every year", like it's a surprise when you live near the coast to have gulls nesting on your roof.
- Racquetball is meeting with Nostrils to plan a "trauma course". What's that Rambo, how to cause it, seeing as you're the fucking expert? But despite having no kids at home, office space in at least one of her centres, they're meeting in Costa. They've probably still got loads of those vouchers that the huns bought burning a hole in their pockets. She shared a story from Emily of her "working" with the caption "like a lawyer in London", no hun, you're a cunt in Costa.
- Sloshy's working hard - not down at the station, fighting crime and banging up the baddies, but on getting his beach deployment kit together (which so far consists of a folding trolley and a cool box).
- on the PatreCON, Ramble said that she had to get antibiotics for bacterial vaginosis just before her holiday to notBarbados, meaning she likely had it when she was rubbing her vulva on her brother-in-law's neck at her party
. She's now got thrush and her period is due. This is well worth the fiver a month people are paying her! She then went on to say that she has passed her tendency for mouth ulcers on to Tallulah, and thrushy fanny on to Betsy. Roll up, roll up, for just £5 a month you can hear Rancid talking about her teenage daughter's genitals 
she also said that the seagulls on the roof have made her realise she doesn't want another baby, as they keep her up at night and she can't cope. Could any local Tattlers please pop round to throw some chips and ice cream onto the roof to thank Steven and Shirley Seagull for the sterling work they've put in to avoid another Shambleton cash cow 
- Rambo filmed herself coming down the stepladder stairs, past the stain where Wilby opened a tin of paint and spilled it on the floor (no fucker obviously took the hint and offered her a new carpet for free then), and downstairs to greet Wilby and the childminder. Wilbert took one look at her, and threw himself onto the floor and started wailing (Ratchet captioned it "the overwhelm of walking in the door", more like he gets appropriate attention and interaction with his childminder, and he knows when he gets home he'll be ignored apart from having every move filmed). She said "ok, we'll just ignore you", STEPPED OVER HIM and started a conversation with the childminder.
- she then followed this up with footage of Wilby crying, and Sloshy picking him up and settling on the sofa with a bottle and his muslin cloth. Ratshit is clearly trying to prove he's having "meltdowns", when really he looked like a toddler who was tired, hungry, and in need of some comfort
- in the couple of days that Rancid and Mangina Malcolm were away in notBarbados, new bestie Lianne has managed to put a bedtime routine in place for Wilby. Despite having raised 3 kids already, Rango is AMAZED that this works, who would have thought?!
- RayJay managed to "accidentally" set off one of the personal alarms that she's got knocking around the gaff. Cue running for her phone (of course, frankly I'm more surprised that it wasn't already in her hand), all for a bit of FML content. Quick note that while she's walking around in head to toe Gucci, the ceiling of her "loft conversion" isn't actually finished
oh, and it turns out it was all an ad for the Snatchwork quid shop after all that.
- PC Tic Tac Teeth was allowed to go birdwatching, and found a fawn curled up in a hedge. Being the experienced wildlife officer and nature lover he is, he leaned in nice and close to video it for his Instagram. Let's hope when the mother gets back she doesn't smell him and reject her fawn.
- Now that Rabid has dropped in the words "career break" in relation to Sloshua, all pretence that he was going to work has disappeared (even though she said it wasn't starting until mid June). So they're off to the dentist together, like love's young dream
let's hope they're getting a BOGOF for sorting both their teeth out.
- two of the Snatchwork twats have had parking tickets, which Racket is overjoyed at.
- the baby who was at the tat shop opening has come round for tea, who'd have thought that a little one could sit in a high chair and eat a plate of real food? Not Rancid, seeing as she never managed to get Wilby to do it.
- Racquet started off the day by secretly filming Tallulah and Edie arguing over a skirt (sounded like 13 year old T wanted to wear one of 8 year old Edie's skirts, no wonder they barely cover her arse)
- Cunty Carol and Dickhead Dan were being an absolute pair of pricks to Seb, who was talking about wanting to go out for food with them. Sloshy couldn't even look at his son, meanwhile all Seb wants is a bit of fucking attention
- up in the love nest loft, Rambling Rancid was on about bathrooms and hosing her arsehole with a bidet. Lush. She saw a gold bath that she wants, but it's £4k so "out of my budget really", even though she spent £5k on a watch for Hot Pants Harold at Christmas. She mentioned it would be the cost of a "tit job", no doubt laying the seeds for getting the new bath AND a new pair of tits. After the arsehole talk, she had to mention her thrushy fanny as well.
- she reckons she had THE BEST time in Barcelona. Are you trying to persuade us or yourself babe? Because we all saw your face when you found out
- Seb's left school, and only in for his exams now. He's fallen out with GG because she came home at 5am at the weekend, went into his room and pulled his covers off. REMINDER: GG is 18 so legally an adult, Seb is 16 so still a minor. Seb told her "it's not even your house", so GG blocked his moped in with her car (the moped that Rango recently said Seb wasn't allowed to use). Betsy's already hit her car on the wall getting on to the drive. She snarled about the fact that her drive is between the neighbour's gardens so she can't have all the space to get her two Volvos in and out (it's not like she rented there for years and knew she had two teenagers coming up to driving age or anything GG blocked Seb's moped in, and he said to Betsy "tell your mate to move her car". Despite being Betsy's mate, GG took offence at being referred to as Betsy's mate and there was a big argument, followed by Booty Shorts Benjamin taking everyone outside and telling them he'd been trained in driving by the military and the police. While strutting around in nothing but a pair of tight shorts, with his hand down the front GG has quickly fallen into the Shambleton family way of slagging everyone off and acting like she's better than all the others.
- Apparently Seb rides his moped to school every day but Rabid has to follow him because it's not derestricted so it's slow (nope, no idea how that's meant to make sense).
- she then started wanging on about birds, and how Sloshua isn't as interested in going off birdwatching this year because he's got a garden full of caged birds to look after. Something about chickens, Joyce is off work (like he has been in months), and does the school run and then goes for a coffee every day (as if Raq would let him!).
- She'd videoed Seb brushing his teeth in the kitchen sink, no idea why.
- weirdo Jeremy the estate agent won a prize in the Snatchwork raffle, surprisingly he didn't want to go bouncing so asked them to draw someone else.
- Lianne has replaced Stabby Jo in every respect, including accompanying Ratshit and Sloshy in looking for bathroom stuff.
- Rambo did a Q&A on her Patreon, which included such gems as "what contraception do you use" (pull out and pray, apparently, more likely hope Joyce's swimmers aren't working due to his excessive alcohol consumption). She also told everyone what Betsy uses (no mention of condoms to protect her from STIs on her one night stands in the shed), and that she was "cray cray" when she had a coil. Excellent language from the queen of mental health there. Someone asked whether Henry was "Seb's brother from his mum", either she asked this herself off one of her other accounts, or the huns noticed what Tattlers did when it sounded like she'd said "Seb's mum texted", turns out it was Seb's friend's mum. Another question was about someone having missed a school picnic, which was an opportunity for Racket to say that she sent in extra food with Edie in case there were any other kids that forgot their lunch (because primary schools are known for letting kids sit hungry, aren't they?). Next question was about her and Sloshy's mums, they've both been poorly so St Rabble has been there saving the day, cooking them meals. Another question was about the homeless man that she "used to help" (aka her and Gangsta Granny were laughing their socks off as they gave him some things that they hadn't even checked he wanted or needed, and then Rawhide said she'd had "a nice day out"). She replied that she has met him for coffee, and now has his bank details so she can send him money. It's a well known fact that you can't get a bank account without a permanent address, so either she's talking out of her arse, or he's not really homeless
- Sloshy is "working" at the jumble shop, although he was quick to point out he's "volunteering". Either way, Toothy Tina had said his career break wasn't starting until mid-June, and he would still need permission to undertake any paid or unpaid work. Edie arrived at the front door to ask whether she had the right nappy to put on Wilby, and she had a visible scratch on her face so of course Ramble put in the caption that Wilby had a meltdown and scratched her
- while PC Pigeon Legs was out working/volunteering in the shop, Rambo had set up the patio area with outdoor rugs and furniture, and set the kitchen table, because Arsetrid and Simon were coming over. Nice to see you make an effort once, Ratchet!
- Remember that time when she ditched the kids and went to London to do "important meetings" with Refuge, then it turned out she was actually going to a Britain's Got Talent show? Well it's finally aired, with the camera having done a close up on her chops so of course all the huns messaged her to tell her, and she had to repost them all. I bet she made Arsetrid and Simon watch it on repeat on her Sky Glass telly (#ad).
- Arsetrid's birthday gift was a picture in a frame of two birds, very much in keeping with Arsetrid's quirky style, but we could all tell Rango was disappointed, probably because it wasn't something Gucci.
- the entertainment for after dinner with Arsetrid and Simon was asking Edie about her times tables, with Betsy stood behind her clearly pissed off that she wasn't centre of attention for a change. So she went and grabbed Wilby to bring him in so everyone could cheer him
- as predicted by a Tattler, Ratty Raq showed the yacht on fire in the harbour, because did everyone know she has a sea view?
- just days after sowing the seed of splashing out £4k on a bath, Shameless Sharon is now on the beg for food. She reckons they do a big shop every week for "the women at the centre" (aka her mates like Sweaty Betty), but because it's half term (no idea what difference that makes), she wants donations of "nice stuff" - not just basics, and if you can add a magazine, evern better coming from someone who doesn't pay her her own food shop (#tesco, #plantchef #milkandmore etc), and is fucking RAKING it in from various sources, this is absolutely sickening. Then someone conveniently asked how they can donate if they're not local, it's ok guys, you can buy vouchers and post them (or maybe, I don't know, DONATE TO A FOOD BANK WHERE YOU LIVE?).
- in the car, Joyce was grilling Edie on her tines tables again. Listening to your own kid doing them is dull enough, so I'm not sure why she thinks people want to hear Edie doing them (and let's be honest, it's probably Edie's dad that's put in the hard work helping her learn them, seeing as in the Patchwork Hamster Cage Mansion nobody gives a shit about education).
- next it was on to the draw for the Snatchwork raffle - which has apparently raised £7000. Begs the question why that money isn't used for the aforementioned food shop? She's not posting the prizes and winners though, so it doesn't "spoil the surprise ". The surprise is probably that if there are any winners, it'll be her mates and employees.
- Arsetrid reckons she has given up drinking (despite filming Joyce pouring and passing her a drink). Rambo reckons she hardly drinks, only about every 8 weeks. Yet she was hammered at her birthday party, was out for lunch drinking the following day, jetted off to notBarbados a couple of days later and drank every day, when they got back there was one night at home and the next they were off to Exeter for the night, and that was all in one week
- @FridaK estimated that the Patreon is currently pulling in almost £12,500 a month (based on the followers of the Instagram each paying £5 a month, so the figure is very likely higher).
- Rancid started off Monday by accidentally uploading a sunrise picture to her own Instagram, then deleting it and putting it on Sloshy's instead. Nobody would have known, except she forgot it had already uploaded to her Facebook as well
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Last thread recap:
- Racket is, as always, a massive cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- she's back on the Rescue Remedy train, claiming that their lives are chaotic because they've got so many kids, and they work full time. Despite the fact they are barely ever looking after any of the kids, and never at work
even Arsetrid was featured, because apparently she leaves the free crap she gets for the adverts all over the place, including at the shop. She's used it to help with the stress of Wilby's diagnosis (THAT YOU FUCKING PAID FOR), when she's on her own and bored (you'd think someone who's setting up shops and launderettes left, right and centre wouldn't have time to sit and do nothing )- 7.30pm and instead of some kind of bedtime routine, Wilby sat in the hallway in a vest looking at photos with Rancho being all patronising. Then she said Sloshy is off to play football "like a proper man"
Raq hun, there's a LOT he'd have to do to be classed as a proper man, starting with taking his balls out of your Gucci handbag and reattaching them to himself.- poor old Sloshua, who apparently goes to the gym every day at the crack of dawn, has got a boo-boo on his leg from playing football with proper men.
- stuck for content? Just film the same seagull couple who nested on your roof last year, and say the male is "attacking" you when it was clearly flying in the opposite direction (probably scared it would get feathers caught in her teeth). "Every year", like it's a surprise when you live near the coast to have gulls nesting on your roof.
- Racquetball is meeting with Nostrils to plan a "trauma course". What's that Rambo, how to cause it, seeing as you're the fucking expert? But despite having no kids at home, office space in at least one of her centres, they're meeting in Costa. They've probably still got loads of those vouchers that the huns bought burning a hole in their pockets. She shared a story from Emily of her "working" with the caption "like a lawyer in London", no hun, you're a cunt in Costa.
- Sloshy's working hard - not down at the station, fighting crime and banging up the baddies, but on getting his beach deployment kit together (which so far consists of a folding trolley and a cool box).
- on the PatreCON, Ramble said that she had to get antibiotics for bacterial vaginosis just before her holiday to notBarbados, meaning she likely had it when she was rubbing her vulva on her brother-in-law's neck at her party
. She's now got thrush and her period is due. This is well worth the fiver a month people are paying her! She then went on to say that she has passed her tendency for mouth ulcers on to Tallulah, and thrushy fanny on to Betsy. Roll up, roll up, for just £5 a month you can hear Rancid talking about her teenage daughter's genitals she also said that the seagulls on the roof have made her realise she doesn't want another baby, as they keep her up at night and she can't cope. Could any local Tattlers please pop round to throw some chips and ice cream onto the roof to thank Steven and Shirley Seagull for the sterling work they've put in to avoid another Shambleton cash cow - Rambo filmed herself coming down the stepladder stairs, past the stain where Wilby opened a tin of paint and spilled it on the floor (no fucker obviously took the hint and offered her a new carpet for free then), and downstairs to greet Wilby and the childminder. Wilbert took one look at her, and threw himself onto the floor and started wailing (Ratchet captioned it "the overwhelm of walking in the door", more like he gets appropriate attention and interaction with his childminder, and he knows when he gets home he'll be ignored apart from having every move filmed). She said "ok, we'll just ignore you", STEPPED OVER HIM and started a conversation with the childminder.
- she then followed this up with footage of Wilby crying, and Sloshy picking him up and settling on the sofa with a bottle and his muslin cloth. Ratshit is clearly trying to prove he's having "meltdowns", when really he looked like a toddler who was tired, hungry, and in need of some comfort
- in the couple of days that Rancid and Mangina Malcolm were away in notBarbados, new bestie Lianne has managed to put a bedtime routine in place for Wilby. Despite having raised 3 kids already, Rango is AMAZED that this works, who would have thought?!
- RayJay managed to "accidentally" set off one of the personal alarms that she's got knocking around the gaff. Cue running for her phone (of course, frankly I'm more surprised that it wasn't already in her hand), all for a bit of FML content. Quick note that while she's walking around in head to toe Gucci, the ceiling of her "loft conversion" isn't actually finished
oh, and it turns out it was all an ad for the Snatchwork quid shop after all that.- PC Tic Tac Teeth was allowed to go birdwatching, and found a fawn curled up in a hedge. Being the experienced wildlife officer and nature lover he is, he leaned in nice and close to video it for his Instagram. Let's hope when the mother gets back she doesn't smell him and reject her fawn.
- Now that Rabid has dropped in the words "career break" in relation to Sloshua, all pretence that he was going to work has disappeared (even though she said it wasn't starting until mid June). So they're off to the dentist together, like love's young dream
let's hope they're getting a BOGOF for sorting both their teeth out.- two of the Snatchwork twats have had parking tickets, which Racket is overjoyed at.
- the baby who was at the tat shop opening has come round for tea, who'd have thought that a little one could sit in a high chair and eat a plate of real food? Not Rancid, seeing as she never managed to get Wilby to do it.
- Racquet started off the day by secretly filming Tallulah and Edie arguing over a skirt (sounded like 13 year old T wanted to wear one of 8 year old Edie's skirts, no wonder they barely cover her arse
)- Cunty Carol and Dickhead Dan were being an absolute pair of pricks to Seb, who was talking about wanting to go out for food with them. Sloshy couldn't even look at his son, meanwhile all Seb wants is a bit of fucking attention
- up in the love nest loft, Rambling Rancid was on about bathrooms and hosing her arsehole with a bidet. Lush. She saw a gold bath that she wants, but it's £4k so "out of my budget really", even though she spent £5k on a watch for Hot Pants Harold at Christmas. She mentioned it would be the cost of a "tit job", no doubt laying the seeds for getting the new bath AND a new pair of tits. After the arsehole talk, she had to mention her thrushy fanny as well.
- she reckons she had THE BEST time in Barcelona. Are you trying to persuade us or yourself babe? Because we all saw your face when you found out
- Seb's left school, and only in for his exams now. He's fallen out with GG because she came home at 5am at the weekend, went into his room and pulled his covers off. REMINDER: GG is 18 so legally an adult, Seb is 16 so still a minor. Seb told her "it's not even your house", so GG blocked his moped in with her car (the moped that Rango recently said Seb wasn't allowed to use). Betsy's already hit her car on the wall getting on to the drive. She snarled about the fact that her drive is between the neighbour's gardens so she can't have all the space to get her two Volvos in and out (it's not like she rented there for years and knew she had two teenagers coming up to driving age or anything
GG blocked Seb's moped in, and he said to Betsy "tell your mate to move her car". Despite being Betsy's mate, GG took offence at being referred to as Betsy's mate and there was a big argument, followed by Booty Shorts Benjamin taking everyone outside and telling them he'd been trained in driving by the military and the police. While strutting around in nothing but a pair of tight shorts, with his hand down the front GG has quickly fallen into the Shambleton family way of slagging everyone off and acting like she's better than all the others.- Apparently Seb rides his moped to school every day but Rabid has to follow him because it's not derestricted so it's slow (nope, no idea how that's meant to make sense).
- she then started wanging on about birds, and how Sloshua isn't as interested in going off birdwatching this year because he's got a garden full of caged birds to look after. Something about chickens, Joyce is off work (like he has been in months), and does the school run and then goes for a coffee every day (as if Raq would let him!).
- She'd videoed Seb brushing his teeth in the kitchen sink, no idea why.
- weirdo Jeremy the estate agent won a prize in the Snatchwork raffle, surprisingly he didn't want to go bouncing so asked them to draw someone else.
- Lianne has replaced Stabby Jo in every respect, including accompanying Ratshit and Sloshy in looking for bathroom stuff.
- Rambo did a Q&A on her Patreon, which included such gems as "what contraception do you use" (pull out and pray, apparently, more likely hope Joyce's swimmers aren't working due to his excessive alcohol consumption). She also told everyone what Betsy uses (no mention of condoms to protect her from STIs on her one night stands in the shed), and that she was "cray cray" when she had a coil. Excellent language from the queen of mental health there. Someone asked whether Henry was "Seb's brother from his mum", either she asked this herself off one of her other accounts, or the huns noticed what Tattlers did when it sounded like she'd said "Seb's mum texted", turns out it was Seb's friend's mum. Another question was about someone having missed a school picnic, which was an opportunity for Racket to say that she sent in extra food with Edie in case there were any other kids that forgot their lunch (because primary schools are known for letting kids sit hungry, aren't they?). Next question was about her and Sloshy's mums, they've both been poorly so St Rabble has been there saving the day, cooking them meals. Another question was about the homeless man that she "used to help" (aka her and Gangsta Granny were laughing their socks off as they gave him some things that they hadn't even checked he wanted or needed, and then Rawhide said she'd had "a nice day out"). She replied that she has met him for coffee, and now has his bank details so she can send him money. It's a well known fact that you can't get a bank account without a permanent address, so either she's talking out of her arse, or he's not really homeless
- Sloshy is "working" at the jumble shop, although he was quick to point out he's "volunteering". Either way, Toothy Tina had said his career break wasn't starting until mid-June, and he would still need permission to undertake any paid or unpaid work. Edie arrived at the front door to ask whether she had the right nappy to put on Wilby, and she had a visible scratch on her face so of course Ramble put in the caption that Wilby had a meltdown and scratched her
- while PC Pigeon Legs was out working/volunteering in the shop, Rambo had set up the patio area with outdoor rugs and furniture, and set the kitchen table, because Arsetrid and Simon were coming over. Nice to see you make an effort once, Ratchet!
- Remember that time when she ditched the kids and went to London to do "important meetings" with Refuge, then it turned out she was actually going to a Britain's Got Talent show? Well it's finally aired, with the camera having done a close up on her chops
so of course all the huns messaged her to tell her, and she had to repost them all. I bet she made Arsetrid and Simon watch it on repeat on her Sky Glass telly (#ad).- Arsetrid's birthday gift was a picture in a frame of two birds, very much in keeping with Arsetrid's quirky style, but we could all tell Rango was disappointed, probably because it wasn't something Gucci.
- the entertainment for after dinner with Arsetrid and Simon was asking Edie about her times tables, with Betsy stood behind her clearly pissed off that she wasn't centre of attention for a change. So she went and grabbed Wilby to bring him in so everyone could cheer him
- as predicted by a Tattler, Ratty Raq showed the yacht on fire in the harbour, because did everyone know she has a sea view?
- just days after sowing the seed of splashing out £4k on a bath, Shameless Sharon is now on the beg for food. She reckons they do a big shop every week for "the women at the centre" (aka her mates like Sweaty Betty), but because it's half term (no idea what difference that makes), she wants donations of "nice stuff" - not just basics, and if you can add a magazine, evern better
coming from someone who doesn't pay her her own food shop (#tesco, #plantchef #milkandmore etc), and is fucking RAKING it in from various sources, this is absolutely sickening. Then someone conveniently asked how they can donate if they're not local, it's ok guys, you can buy vouchers and post them (or maybe, I don't know, DONATE TO A FOOD BANK WHERE YOU LIVE?).- in the car, Joyce was grilling Edie on her tines tables again. Listening to your own kid doing them is dull enough, so I'm not sure why she thinks people want to hear Edie doing them (and let's be honest, it's probably Edie's dad that's put in the hard work helping her learn them, seeing as in the Patchwork Hamster Cage Mansion nobody gives a shit about education).
- next it was on to the draw for the Snatchwork raffle - which has apparently raised £7000. Begs the question why that money isn't used for the aforementioned food shop? She's not posting the prizes and winners though, so it doesn't "spoil the surprise ". The surprise is probably that if there are any winners, it'll be her mates and employees.
- Arsetrid reckons she has given up drinking (despite filming Joyce pouring and passing her a drink). Rambo reckons she hardly drinks, only about every 8 weeks. Yet she was hammered at her birthday party, was out for lunch drinking the following day, jetted off to notBarbados a couple of days later and drank every day, when they got back there was one night at home and the next they were off to Exeter for the night, and that was all in one week
- @FridaK estimated that the Patreon is currently pulling in almost £12,500 a month (based on the followers of the Instagram each paying £5 a month, so the figure is very likely higher).
- Rancid started off Monday by accidentally uploading a sunrise picture to her own Instagram, then deleting it and putting it on Sloshy's instead. Nobody would have known, except she forgot it had already uploaded to her Facebook as well
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VCJR
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That was the email I sent yesterday to to the Pebble Child company.
I put the "Patchwork Girls" in the email as that's what I call her team of enablers.
That is my name, on the email, part of my name.
Does anyone know who I should complain to regarding her posting my name publicly?
I wrote the email yesterday after another long journey, where the rain had soaked through my clothes that were in my suitcase on the roof rack.
I was extremely pissed off as the only dry clothes I had to wear were pyjamas.
Anyway, that email was far too polite for me.
I wasn't in a good mood.
But the person who runs that company must be a complete fuckwit to send my email to her, without actually Googling her name, as I
Suggested.
Raq knows who I am, because she replied to several of my messages to her from 2016 to 2018, when I was a hun.
I was also an abused woman, & after the shit messages I got back from her, I could have ended up as another dead Victim of domestic abuse.
Another statistic.
Fuck of Rancid, you evil old cunt.
ETA
I've called her launderette and pound shop the Patchwork Empire for months.
It's not meant to be complementary, it's an insult you daft old twat!
And why the fuck is she comparing herself to Beyonce?!!!
I'm not a fan of Beyonce, but still, it's rather unfair bringing her into it too!!!!
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You can't hide now
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I don't think she has actual service users. I know she keeps telling us that they are rushed off their feet and helping hundreds of women, but I don't believe it. I don't/can't believe any professional would refer anyone there for a start. I think she has women popping in that know they'll get freebies and I think she clearly gives stuff to her mates, but as for actual women in need. Nope.
I'm tempted to pop in, see if I can get some free food. Then take it to the nearest fucking foodbank to donate it properly. Fucking charlatans, the lot of them.
I'm tempted to pop in, see if I can get some free food. Then take it to the nearest fucking foodbank to donate it properly. Fucking charlatans, the lot of them.
Noseycow2020
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Somerset girl
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It's almost like she needs to write all her lies down in one place, a sort of 'book' if you will.
LyraBalaqua
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Un- fucking- believable .
That woman is walking back to her big house with free food donated by daft but well meaning followers? ; not struggling at all.
That is shite and utterly piss taking.
That woman is walking back to her big house with free food donated by daft but well meaning followers? ; not struggling at all.
That is shite and utterly piss taking.
Chuff offohc
Well-known member
Rach "my mum abandoned me and my dad doesn't give a shit"
The girls "our mum was never home she was always out on the piss In random hotels with Josh"
The boys "our mum was removed from our lives and our dad doesnt give a shit"
Sounds like your fucking your kids up well guys. So much for creating a childhood they don't need to heal from
The girls "our mum was never home she was always out on the piss In random hotels with Josh"
The boys "our mum was removed from our lives and our dad doesnt give a shit"
Sounds like your fucking your kids up well guys. So much for creating a childhood they don't need to heal from
FridaK
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There are two things I just can’t get my head around about what she said regarding Wibble. I struggle with most things she says because I genuinely think she is a fantasist, but these two have baffled me.
First of all the water/ bucket story. Now say I take her word for it and he is autistic. He isn’t special. He has to share a world with 6 billion other people that all have their own struggles with this or that. If a child wants to share and their parent is making signals at you then you need to read the situation and decide what’s fair to all, not just your kid. Yes the transition maybe difficult for her to handle, but he’s her kid and that is how the cookie crumbled. (Plus when she says people are staring. 9 times out of 10 no one is staring because they are up to the armpits in their own lives. Who has time to A) stare or in Rachael’s case B) look around to see who is staring. I honestly don’t know.)
The second thing is when she asked Dani did he ‘look autistic?’ and Dani said ‘yes.’ No one looks autistic, so either Dani lied to keep Rachael happy or Dani is a bigot. Some real life trolling happening there because that’s odd.
First of all the water/ bucket story. Now say I take her word for it and he is autistic. He isn’t special. He has to share a world with 6 billion other people that all have their own struggles with this or that. If a child wants to share and their parent is making signals at you then you need to read the situation and decide what’s fair to all, not just your kid. Yes the transition maybe difficult for her to handle, but he’s her kid and that is how the cookie crumbled. (Plus when she says people are staring. 9 times out of 10 no one is staring because they are up to the armpits in their own lives. Who has time to A) stare or in Rachael’s case B) look around to see who is staring. I honestly don’t know.)
The second thing is when she asked Dani did he ‘look autistic?’ and Dani said ‘yes.’ No one looks autistic, so either Dani lied to keep Rachael happy or Dani is a bigot. Some real life trolling happening there because that’s odd.
RubyTuesday39
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Why does she need to keep telling us W “kicks the shit out of everyone”. Was it necessary to show that picture of E’s face.
I think she’s angry W isn’t a ‘perfect insta child’, like Hinch. But I think she’s most angry that the first Mrs Marshall gave him 2 ‘perfect’ boys and she didn’t and that’s why she’s so vile to S and I. (I’m not saying neurodiverse children are imperfect, it’s the vibe she gives so I hope I’ve not offended anyone)
I think she’s angry W isn’t a ‘perfect insta child’, like Hinch. But I think she’s most angry that the first Mrs Marshall gave him 2 ‘perfect’ boys and she didn’t and that’s why she’s so vile to S and I. (I’m not saying neurodiverse children are imperfect, it’s the vibe she gives so I hope I’ve not offended anyone)
Chuff offohc
Well-known member
Thread title suggestion. Rach doesnt have time to educate her kids about being safe in life, but still finds time to be bitter and jealous of her husband's ex wife
FridaK
VIP Member
Also, what kind of messed up logic is it to complain that people are staring at you, when your entire life is based on you videoing your family at all times, for people to stare at down their phones?
Like it’s okay for people to stare at Wibble like a lab rat when she shares his tantrums etc, but not at any other time?
Sorry, it’s the sense. It makes none
! She’s a bad crank.
Like it’s okay for people to stare at Wibble like a lab rat when she shares his tantrums etc, but not at any other time?
Sorry, it’s the sense. It makes none
! She’s a bad crank.
VCJR
VIP Member
Some of you have asked if I'm okay.
I'm absolutely fine, thank you
.
After domestic abuse and an 8 year divorce, this isn't too bad.
It yet again proves what a vile and unintelligent old cunt she really is.
I'm starting the complaints ASAP.
It will give me something to do after I've finished unpacking.
We've just driven almost 6000km over 6 days, for my husband's new job.
I am mentally and physically traumatised and think I need a psychiatric assessment and a few sessions of ECT.
But it's all good, new job, decent pay, a change of scenery and a new language that I know about 3 words of.
Like others, Covid was horrendous for my husband's job, we've had to eat poor people's food for over 2 years. Ham egg and chips, bread & lard, gruel for breakfast.
We couldn't even afford burnt pizzas!
I'm absolutely fine, thank you
.After domestic abuse and an 8 year divorce, this isn't too bad.
It yet again proves what a vile and unintelligent old cunt she really is.
I'm starting the complaints ASAP.
It will give me something to do after I've finished unpacking.
We've just driven almost 6000km over 6 days, for my husband's new job.
I am mentally and physically traumatised and think I need a psychiatric assessment and a few sessions of ECT.
But it's all good, new job, decent pay, a change of scenery and a new language that I know about 3 words of.
Like others, Covid was horrendous for my husband's job, we've had to eat poor people's food for over 2 years. Ham egg and chips, bread & lard, gruel for breakfast.
We couldn't even afford burnt pizzas!
Marshallmum1982
VIP Member
Thing is- and I really don't want to offend here- I still don't see how she would qualify for free Easter eggs and food?? A lot of people have been in shit relationships, it sounds like he was an addict also based on her other posts. Yes that is absolutely shit- but is she on the bones of her arse and not able to feed her children???
Dorothy-redshoes
VIP Member
The best one for me was, trolls went crazy when I had a birthday party and trip to Barcelona. Yeh we went crazy, not out of jealousy but because it was absolutely comedy gold and you got ripped to pieces 
this thread was on fire!
I bet she struggled to keep up lol
this thread was on fire! I bet she struggled to keep up lol
VCJR
VIP Member
Thank you all for the advice you have given me on reporting the slimy old cunt.
I will report her.
I really enjoy doing a good complaint.
I'm always very polite, but assertive.
I recently reported a well known Optometry company. They had sold my husband some prescription sunglasses that were unwearable. They were unwilling to resolve the problem.
After reporting them to the College of Optometrists, where we live, telephoning head office & emailing the area manager,
we got two new pairs of RayBan sunglasses.
Obviously I'm not expecting any new sunglasses, but some wow sweatshirts for myself and all the trolls would be lovely thank you Rach, by way of an apology.
Preferably lilac.
And we all want a couple of scrunchies and some swear pens too.
Or anything with cunt on it.
If I or any Tattlers think of anything else, I will let you know.
Cheers hun.
I will report her.
I really enjoy doing a good complaint.
I'm always very polite, but assertive.
I recently reported a well known Optometry company. They had sold my husband some prescription sunglasses that were unwearable. They were unwilling to resolve the problem.
After reporting them to the College of Optometrists, where we live, telephoning head office & emailing the area manager,
we got two new pairs of RayBan sunglasses.
Obviously I'm not expecting any new sunglasses, but some wow sweatshirts for myself and all the trolls would be lovely thank you Rach, by way of an apology.
Preferably lilac.
And we all want a couple of scrunchies and some swear pens too.
Or anything with cunt on it.
If I or any Tattlers think of anything else, I will let you know.
Cheers hun.
Freckles39
Active member
Have the gifted outfits for w dried up ? Is that’s why he’s either in too tight clothes or nappies?
Makes me sick. I really was a struggling single mum 18 year ago leaving an alcoholic.I had no ‘real’ family as I went through the care system , every penny I had went on my child including any birthday or Xmas money I received. Said child now a strapping lad of 19 and off to uni in September. I’m so proud 🥹
Makes me sick. I really was a struggling single mum 18 year ago leaving an alcoholic.I had no ‘real’ family as I went through the care system , every penny I had went on my child including any birthday or Xmas money I received. Said child now a strapping lad of 19 and off to uni in September. I’m so proud 🥹
Or she could write a fiction book about Raquel and John and the great Klarna scandal in the seaside town of pickton.If I was stabby I’d write a tell al blog