Property Buying - Protocol

[Wowitsme]

She does seem to need an attitude readjustment.

just imagine dealing with her during the buying/selling process

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I’ll never understand why people do it - it’s maybe the attention or the high number of notifications

Whatever’s going on, I’m sure another FTB will stumble across it and read all the good advice!

 

[WilmaHun]

Hope it's not a troll, I tried to be really helpful as well

 

[yankydoo]

What I don't get is why come and troll about buying a property? Surely there are more exciting topics to pick to cause controversy

 

[Giggling Squid]

if it is trolling, it’s the weirdest trolling I’ve seen for a while

if it’s actually someone trying to buy a house, it’s the weirdest approach to spending £60k I’ve seen for a while

 

[standupsitdown]

It’s all very odd, can’t quite figure it out.

 

[Be More Pacific]

Wonder where she is this morning

Probably busy firing off a few hundred overbidding without viewing e-mails

 

[Tree_]

Probably getting a suitcase filled with 60k off the uncle.

 

[rlouisep9]

Probably getting a suitcase filled with 60k off the uncle.

60k isn't too bad, my mortgage application is for £220k wonder how many suitcases that would fill

 

[disneys]

She’s composing an email:

Dear Mr Bank, sir,

I would like you to give me 129k. Please meet me in ASDA car park tonight at midnight for the exchange.

Not that it’s any of your business because you work for me , but I will be using these funds to purchase a home.

if you do not respond to this very reasonable email , I will have to leave you a bad review !

yours,
Deluded

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Hope it's not a troll, I tried to be really helpful as well

You really were! That’s what I meant by someone else benefiting from all the advice you and others gave, this thread will be a huge help to somebody!

 

[Wowitsme]

She’s composing an email:

Dear Mr Bank, sir,

I would like you to give me 129k. Please meet me in ASDA car park tonight at midnight for the exchange.

Not that it’s any of your business because you work for me , but I will be using these funds to purchase a home.

if you do not respond to this very reasonable email , I will have to leave you a bad review !

yours,
Deluded

omg dead

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

This thread took a turn … and I’m so here for it

 

[Wowitsme]

This thread took a turn … and I’m so here for it

With your suitcase?

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

With your suitcase?

Enroute to Asda car park right now

 

[Giggling Squid]

Might be more now they don’t need £20k for conveyancing fees they didn’t know they needed!