Poppy Deyes

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She looks about 50. [emoji51][emoji51]
The three dwarfs, Vain, Chubby and Inconsequential...hi ho hi ho to rip off kids we go...tra la la.

It’s because he’s a Deyes. Poppy and Alfie have clearly represented the family so well... or not.

Also, the fact if you know remotely anything about Alfie is that he is a perpetual man-child, thinks highly of himself only, and is extremely lazy. All traits that any reasonable person wouldn’t touch with a 123456789 ft pole. His fake teeth don’t help either.
Heading towards Barry Gibb style...

AN OFFICE TO WRITE A DAFT BLOG?

WOW
Shes even got new crayons, what a deluded moron...who the hell wants to hear from her?

omg 😂😂😂 I can’t



Omg you gave me goosebumps.(it’s night here 🥺)
Why did you get this impression ?
Speaking seriously here, I always sensed an older woman when I watched those videos upstairs. I feel certain that the lady is a former resident and is not exactly pleased with her. They should hold a seance.



An old halloween zoe and alfie and at 7 mins someone is shouting in the background...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N61pdv7jNiQ
 

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Speaking seriously here, I always sensed an older woman when I watched those videos upstairs. I feel certain that the lady is a former resident and is not exactly pleased with her. They should hold a seance.
An old halloween zoe and alfie and at 7 mins someone is shouting in the background...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N61pdv7jNiQ
I watched 3 three times and I heard nothing.
Can you give me the exact timestamp please?
 
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She hasn't even bothered to process the fruit properly, you can see how lumpy and bitty it is in the pic. literally cannot do anything right.

Also - 'a lil sweater'...Poppy is so obsessed with her frumpy sweaters that she's even adding them to recipes now
 
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She hasn't even bothered to process the fruit properly, you can see how lumpy and bitty it is in the pic. literally cannot do anything right.

Also - 'a lil sweater'...Poppy is so obsessed with her frumpy sweaters that she's even adding them to recipes now
She’ll be buzzin it’s getting colder now
 
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Just at a glance, I’ve spotted 3 typos/grammatical errors in that short blog post. What a bleeping joke.
 
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I'm just grateful Alfie Deyes hasn't any other siblings.
 
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Has she rented that space just to type her crappy blog out in!? That's crazy!!!

I'd kill for a studio space like that and no doubt many other creatives would but guess what they can't afford it.

Meanwhile Miss Ploppy splashes the cash for no goddamn good reason, maybe she feels like she needs to prove she's actually working?

Ploppy hun, your attempt ain't fooling us.
 
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Who the actual duck still says 'winning' unironically in this day and age?
 
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True story, my grammarly plugin crashed once when I pasted some of her "writing"

"Wet the rim of your glass and then cover with salt before puring in your drink. VOILA!"

I'm not sure she quite gets what a recipe is, she's missed actually listing the ingredients and she didn't even add any black olives to her greek salad. Guessing she means de-seeded? Just any old oil on your greek salad poppy?

THE BEST GREEK SALAD.
And finally! We’ve got the Greek salad. The one I eat around five times a week. It’s so easy, tastes so good and usually, I’ll always have the ingredients in the fridge already – winning! Here I’ve added chopped large tomatoes, cucumber sliced and seeded, red onion sliced into thin pieces, a packet of feta crumbled, sliced green peppers and lots of oil, salt and pepper. The only thing I forgot was black olives which was v upsetting, but next time hey!
What an illiterate fool!! I hope she never gets seeded. The world doesn’t need that.
 
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No fan of Zoe or Alfie BUT at least they worked (kinda??) for what they have. This little gremlin just leeches off her brother and Zoe without seemingly any gratitude whatsoever. If she had a channel and actually made content I probably wouldn’t care so much it’s the bare faced laziness of it all. A few shifty blog posts (who even reads blogs anymore????) and bam ££££££ with no effort.
 
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You can tell she doesn't even read these posts through before she hits that publish button. At least Zoella can manage to publish an actual book (even if it isn't her own work) yet Ploppy is just posting into the void. No one's reading hun.
 
I watched 3 three times and I heard nothing.
Can you give me the exact timestamp please?
No I can't because I can't be bothered to watch it again. Take it back to about five minutes and just watch.

She hasn't even bothered to process the fruit properly, you can see how lumpy and bitty it is in the pic. literally cannot do anything right.

Also - 'a lil sweater'...Poppy is so obsessed with her frumpy sweaters that she's even adding them to recipes now
When will people learn that the best thing with this creature is just don't watch them.
 
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