So this woman told me all about all the amazing things she had done in her life; raising 4 kids alone, rescuing her Dad from Pakistan prison, building up a property portfolio from nothing, training and successfully working in a predominantly male occupation ....
And I was like "hey lad, I order shit from ASOS I ain't even gonna keep, I take photos once a month in underwear I don't even wear, I wallow in a bath more often in a week than I work, I've had surgery twice that's done zero for me - but I ain't paid a penny for it, I can talk for hours about men, dating and sex but the only thing been near me in months is battery operated .... "
Then I was like "So lad, you wanna hit me up with your business details so I can stay in your properties and film 30 seconds content on a disappearing Insta story and drum up zero business for you ?? It's my viiiiiibe
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