Excellent plan - it would probably cut the recidivism rate in half!He’s horrible to staff too apart from the grooming, maybe the justice system could harness furtive Phil’s unique skill-set.
They could sentence offenders females and men over 18 to work as his PA?
Sunbathing in his garden maybe?He looks very tanned today. Got to be fake tan surely
Sunbathing in his garden maybe?
I wonder if that article is a bit of shit stirring to see if Piers will biteDid anyone watch TM today? https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/t...is-Johnson-coronavirus-This-Morning-ITV-video
PS should be careful who he criticizes because I'm sure Piers knows some of his little secrets
He loves flaunting his power doesn’t he?He had a go at the cuiameraman earlier for being positioned behind a bunch of flowers. He couldn’t read the autocue
Lucky for Pip most rattles have a good memory. His threads might have slowed down but they're still goingPhil got very lucky really - first, the Barrymore documentary then Caroline Flack and then Corona, all that with a Parisian Valentines Happy Families trip in between. You want one diversion then three come along at once and all mention of your mentoring a catholic ex-head boy, pfff like that, it was gone.
Phil got very lucky really - first, the Barrymore documentary then Caroline Flack and then Corona, all that with a Parisian Valentines Happy Families trip in between. You want one diversion then three come along at once and all mention of your mentoring a catholic ex-head boy, pfff like that, it was gone.
Lucky for Pip most rattles have a good memory. His threads might have slowed down but they're still going
Hmm....he's the same shade as my neighbour's fence. Could be Cuprinol.He looks very tanned today. Got to be fake tan surely
He’s been naked sunbathingHmm....he's the same shade as my neighbour's fence. Could be Cuprinol.
Ewww!He’s been naked sunbathing
He looks like he hasn’t slept in a yearHmm....he's the same shade as my neighbour's fence. Could be Cuprinol.
In Phil’s case I think that’s called having a drink problem.He looks like he hasn’t slept in a year
His hands were shaking the other day when he was holding something up to the cameraIn Phil’s case I think that’s called having a drink problem.
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