Pep Guardiola

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I just don’t get it. Why aren’t we subbing anyone on? How do we beat Arsenal and play like tit against Forest? To be honest, we looked sluggish from the very beginning.
Why does pep do this. Use your bleeping subs. There’s enough players on the bench jesus. Is Alvarez on the bench.
 
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I just don’t get it. Why aren’t we subbing anyone on? How do we beat Arsenal and play like tit against Forest? To be honest, we looked sluggish from the very beginning. This isn’t how you win the league.
Exactly this. Wish pep subbed on people earlier bc everyone has looked off from get go
 
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Absolutely disgraceful today. I’m going to have nightmares about Phil tripping over his own feet and going down when he was ready to make it 2-0.

Papi needs to have a BIG glass of wine tonight.
 
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I’m writing this season off. I can’t be arsed with the stress I’m trying to keep my skin clear and glowy and City aren’t helping so they can all duck off.
 
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Absolutely disgraceful today. I’m going to have nightmares about Phil tripping over his own feet and going down when he was ready to make it 2-0.

Papi needs to have a BIG glass of wine tonight.
Phil was just not with it today
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I’m writing this season off. I can’t be arsed with the stress I’m trying to keep my skin clear and glowy and City aren’t helping so they can all duck off.
Can’t wait for us to lift the fa cup and nothing else. Hope they still do a parade for it

Dreading the Wednesday now
 
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Phil was just not with it today
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Can’t wait for us to lift the fa cup and nothing else. Hope they still do a parade for it

Dreading the Wednesday now
I didn’t even know you was a City fan Donald 😘 Where in the world are you supporting from?

They’ll beat Leipzig, build all our hopes up and bottle it in the semi final like they did last year at Real Madrid.
 
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I didn’t even know you was a City fan Donald 😘 Where in the world are you supporting from?

They’ll beat Leipzig, build all our hopes up and bottle it in the semi final like they did last year at Real Madrid.
The north, just a bit up from Manchester. Your probably right, it’s all a joyful rollercoaster ride
 
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Phil was just not with it today
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Can’t wait for us to lift the fa cup and nothing else. Hope they still do a parade for it

Dreading the Wednesday now
Hey if other teams can have parades for Mickey Mouse cups we should too 👀

def dreading Wed. We have lost to them before and if we are not in top form I would die an early death if we got knocked out
 
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I’m writing this season off. I can’t be arsed with the stress I’m trying to keep my skin clear and glowy and City aren’t helping so they can all duck off.
I feel this. This team has taken years off my life this season.

I can’t be doing with this rollercoaster rit. We can’t go on a run then draw with bleeping Forest of all teams.

Hey if other teams can have parades for Mickey Mouse cups we should too 👀

def dreading Wed. We have lost to them before and if we are not in top form I would die an early death if we got knocked out
So true. Bring on the tin pot trophy parade!
 
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I feel this. This team has taken years off my life this season.

I can’t be doing with this rollercoaster rit. We can’t go on a run then draw with bleeping Forest of all teams.


So true. Bring on the tin pot trophy parade!
I’m too young to go grey but if I keep watching these people I’ll turn grey and it’s not like they’ll be paying for my root touch ups so they can duck off.

I’ll be very surprised if City don’t win the league though…
 
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This isn’t Pep related but I wish he’d do this. I could see him getting outraged and pissed off at the tactics bit. :ROFLMAO:

 
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This isn’t Pep related but I wish he’d do this. I could see him getting outraged and pissed off at the tactics bit. :ROFLMAO:

He had me at Rodri Hernandez cascante lol

pep would absolutely go crazy - I wonder how tech savvy pep is. I feel like one of his kids prob does his social. 😂

Also I consider this thread to be a city safe haven thread @Just Drive
 
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He had me at Rodri Hernandez cascante lol

pep would absolutely go crazy - I wonder how tech savvy pep is. I feel like one of his kids prob does his social. 😂
I knew you’d like that bit. :ROFLMAO: Hot Spanish men pronouncing their own names is like a freaking religious experience.

Pep would have muttered “what the duck” and slammed the laptop shut. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Talking of Pep walking away when he’s disgusted, this always makes me laugh. Guess he doesn’t like bacon butties. :ROFLMAO:
 
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love him so much lol
He is a treasure. :ROFLMAO: I want to encase him in glass and keep him forever. (Or something less weird.)

City released a video of Ayme and Gomez (bless his cotton socks, I almost forgot he existed) today. Ayme mentioned that on his first day with the club after he signed his contract, Pep asked him if he was ready for training. Ayme claimed he was caught off guard and didn’t even have boots with him. A club employee found a pair for him to use. Oh, Ayme, you silly, silly, man. :ROFLMAO: Did you know nothing about Josep Guardiola before you signed?? And it’s not like he’d flown in from Brazil or the US that day - he’d only had a 3 hour flight with a 1 hour time difference!
 
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