Pep Guardiola

[Popsock123]

View attachment 1556239Papi.

Do they all have hairless legs?

his leg hair better be blonde from all the sun or I may have the ick

 

[Just Drive]

We may have entered peps villain arc era just trolling for funzies now and I’m here for it. start that cult pep!

Yes rodri !!

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Love this. Give me this all fucking day please.

YES, RODRI! Did he hear us talking about him lately? He’s trying to show off to us.

 

[Miss Sally]

Saucy daddy

That little smirk cheeky sod!

 

[lou_claire91]

He always credits Cris for his clothes. I wonder, though, was she on holiday or busy during the last match? He looked good in the jeans but the hoodie seemed too casual for him.

It looked like he was having a slight midlife crisis and thought he looked ‘cool’ … he did look so cosy but it didn’t seem like usual Pep!

 

[futbolista]

I just want to repost this lovely clip @futbolista found of Pep murmuring “sexy’ in a sultry manner (even though it was sarcasm found about Kalvin being out of shape bless his cotton socks).

How is he a joker and sexy all at the same time?

 

[Just Drive]

I love him so much.

 

[Just Drive]

This may not be viewable to some of you, but it’s a great one. At the start, he’s told he’s being broadcast across America and he has a lot of supporters there (yes, he certainly does). Towards the end, he says “I love the American people, all of them” (and we love you, Pep). The best bit though is when he said he could be the manager until he’s 80, so he’s good with whatever happens, but the players’ careers are very short, so if they can, they should win the league title again and again instead of giving it away to another team. And he said players have the rest of their lives to go to the Maldives or Seychelles.

 

[futbolista]

He’s been flaunting it on the golf course for the OKX sponsorship. His shoes look a tad big for him and aren’t golf shoes for a man that frequents the courseView attachment 1751950

Those are Rick Owens sneakers and look massive pep where are your golf shoes ffs.

oh here’s a better pic

 

[Just Drive]

Im crying laughing right now. I’ve watched this 100x. I’m sharing this and on every appropriate thread bc it’s too funny. Ok what is Rodri doing? Erl is so funny he’s like wtf? And is that Ruben? I see Nathan. Akanji is behind erl. Who else?

@Just Drive @Donald23

This is a clip from an Inside City vid. It’s hilarious! Rodri was channeling his inner water aerobics instructor. Jack is to Ruben’s right towards the end. Erl is the funniest, though. Looks like he thought about going along with Rodri’s shenanigans but then decided “nah”. He looks like a frightened toddler!

Here it is! Start at 4:06

 

[futbolista]

Ruben actually goes along for a bit which surprised me until he starts doing the sliding head move and he’s like nah this is a piss take

The fact that him and jack did even one wave of their arms was a shock. and erl’s face is like it’s a no from me dawgs

 

[Just Drive]

This his my little safe haven so I’m gonna say

Ha fucking ha, fuck Arsenal, this is where it crumbles. Get the bus parade on now

I love this so much. Time for Arse to show their true colors now by bottling it.

 

[Just Drive]

Dirty

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Filth.
I so love the furrowed brow and intense stare.

 

[Zebraaah]

Joao trying to talk mess. What a laugh! It will be a joy to kick the shit out of Bayern now.

Awww, no! That bit sounds bitchy on its own, but the full quote was honestly fine! He was literally just told on air that Nagelsmann was out and Tuchel was in. He said nice things about JN and then joked with that.

Poor Joao, he's the whipping boy at the moment but I don't think he's mean, just moody/troubled.

 

[futbolista]

No idea what he’s saying, but I want him to keep saying it.

I cannot understand a lick of Catalan. It’s so different from Spanish. I think he speaks of some event but yeah say whatever you want Papi and smile at same time.

 

[futbolista]

Hi @Just Drive @futbolista and everyone else

I’m fine thank you, hope you all are too

Sorry I’ve not been on, I’ve had to have my wisdom teeth out 0/10 experience would not recommend it.

Glad you’re doing fine. Wisdom teeth are the worst. Hope you’re back to 100% soon. Hope the Newcastle win cheered you up a little

Happy sky blue home here

 

[futbolista]

I love when he takes the piss! Can I please just have him say “sexy” on a continuous loop in that growly, beautiful accent that is laden with sex in itself?? Holy hell, that does my head in.

Reminds me of the “I prefer the sex” response re: Dani Alves in one of my fav videos I love to repost:

New project. I’ll try to make a loop of it. I’ll play it along with my daily snoop dog daily affirmations . How long are you home for?

he was so full of gifts today.

 

[futbolista]

watching Kev’s goal in slow motion was so good

woke up today feeling smug that we’ve humbled arsenal once again.

we’re still way off form and not playing like ourselves and have managed to beat them twice so far this season.

arteta is a whinging moron, acting like a fool on the touchline. he needs a good sucker punch imo thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. gonna relish their downfall

Felt so good this morning too. I had* some random gunner follow me on IG and I blocked him a few weeks ago because he was annoying during the few matches we lost. And so confident we would not beat them. I said please don’t be this cocky bc no offense but everyone in the league is playing like shit so being on top of a pile of shit is still shit. At least we were second when we’re not even at our top form. And now we are back at the top.

It’s gonna be a tight race to the end and baby Viking’s hat tricks and jack’s goal could be the key for us. It’s sky blue vs reds. We fight till the end my friends

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Ake and Julian are on, finally. It may be too late, though.

Why does he do this!!! They should have been on half hour ago.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I will be devastated when Pep leaves. Not even my man Vinnie could fill that hole in my heart. If Pep leaves City for another managerial job, I would guess somewhere in Italy. Selfish me hopes, though, that he stays at City another 8 years, then retires completely. Once a blue, always a blue.

I’m with you on that. He can not go and manage somewhere else I won’t have it . He needs to retire at city

 

[Violetroselily]

Twinsies