Pep Guardiola

[Just Drive]

I love sarcastic daddy. Pep responding do Zlatan comments about Erling. Isn’t zlatan tired of Pep ignoring how lame he is lol

Guardiola hits back at Ibrahimovic's comments

Manchester City manager Guardiola responds sarcastically at Zlatan Ibrahimovic's comments about his ego.

www.bbc.com

That was masterful. He even mentioned The Sun and The Daily Fail! Zlatan is so utterly desperate and needs to get lost. I love when Pep takes the mick.

 

[futbolista]

Have never seen this before. Papi playing

 

[futbolista]

What is he doing??

Making content for us

 

[Just Drive]

He’s been flaunting it on the golf course for the OKX sponsorship. His shoes look a tad big for him and aren’t golf shoes for a man that frequents the courseView attachment 1751950

Those shoes do look odd on him. Definitely not his normal golf footwear.

 

[futbolista]

This really is a weird year, isn’t it? Only in this fuck up of a year would City be mired in second place despite having a squad of absolute stars who play brilliantly together. Not winning the bloody Community Shield was the bad omen. The WC disruption is only partly to blame. We’re going to look back on this season and pinpoint the 3 or 4 winnable games against shit squads that we lost or drew that probably made the difference in the PL race.

Brentwood and Everton matches frustrated the shit out of me.

whatever city or pep do, it shat on so whatever. At least now we know when he looks up it’s to Marius his son. Someone tell me that reporters name. I have some words for him.

 

[futbolista]

I just don’t get it. Why aren’t we subbing anyone on? How do we beat Arsenal and play like shit against Forest? To be honest, we looked sluggish from the very beginning. This isn’t how you win the league.

Exactly this. Wish pep subbed on people earlier bc everyone has looked off from get go

 

[Just Drive]

DILFy as fuck.

He looks like a father yelling at his son in training. Bernardo, listen to daddy!

This brings back memories of the “Puta madre, Rodri mira!” video.

P

 

[futbolista]

Papi has no semblance of a poker face at all.

I love that Papi laughed off having coins thrown at him. On the other hand Klopplainer got sent off

City v Liverpool match is always so much craze

 

[futbolista]

Turn around, daddy, let me slap that ass!

I love when he crouches down like this.
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It’s THIS big, ladies and gentlemen.
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No matter your size Papi I know you would be an exquisite lover

 

[Just Drive]

Manager Bernie

That’s hilarious. Wonder if Pep was agreeing with him or saying “no, shut up, listen to me.”

 

[Donald23]

Me too. I’m mostly just baffled at the utter lack of tact. Angel DiMaria’s wife got a lot of stick when she slagged off Manchester and England in general in an interview a few years ago. You’d think wags would have learned from that. Would it have killed Sara to say something brief and diplomatic like “the coffee at X is nice.” That’s all she needed to say.

She was doing a Q&A on her public IG account. Did she think nobody would see her comments? So bizarre. She’s entitled to hate the place but it’s appallingly bad manners to do it publicly. Show some respect to the city whose club is funding your lifestyle.

I still hope pep sent them a tast voucher. I hated how she joked this year about finally finding one she liked

Ever since her Manchester comments I don’t care for her. it wouldn’t have been hard as captain’s wife or any city player’s partner to say I haven’t had much time to explore to have any favorites or just say tast bc you know it’s owned by ferran et all. It’s not hard to just be a nice person and have positive things written about you. Who cares if you hate the place, your husband is famous and will be written about. And your husbands boss had to respond to the media bc of your dumb ass comment. You would think she understands the media and how it works being a “tv presenter lol”

I’m petty and she annoys me

I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s still petty! In the same q&a she slagged off every city she’s lived in, including Milan! She seemed very stuck up

 

[futbolista]

What do you all think of the comments that Pep subbed off Haaland to protect Messi’s record? Granted, I haven’t finished watching all the various post-match analyses, but I think that’s horse shit. I think he wanted Erling out because he was thinking of the next game. Yes, Pep loves Messi but people are acting like Messi is Pep’s raison d'être. Get in the bin.

It’s annoying af. Pep loves Leo but he’s moved on and loves city. That era is over and there’s no need to protect shit. He is with a new younger player that could smash all records.

internet messi and cr7 fan boy incels are annoying af

we have an important burley fa match on Sat. Erl needs his mins managed bc of his injuries. He’s got Int’l duty after.

 

[Just Drive]

I am so proud that the thread I started in September is already on page 50. Please suggest thread titles and I’ll make the new thread tonight. I have some photos to christen the new thread with.

“Beyooootiful beaches.”

 

[Donald23]

I feel like the ivy was Taylor’s doing. I think she organized the shower. I was disappointed not all the wags were invited. It’s not like she had her own friends there.

I know they are prob cliquey but if I was a captains wife I would have invited everyone

Ooooo I didn’t know that. It was a very similar layout to kayle akes baby shower with the bears etc

 

[Gattle09]

I love sarcastic daddy. Pep responding do Zlatan comments about Erling. Isn’t zlatan tired of Pep ignoring how lame he is lol

Guardiola hits back at Ibrahimovic's comments

Manchester City manager Guardiola responds sarcastically at Zlatan Ibrahimovic's comments about his ego.

www.bbc.com

Love him.

 

[Just Drive]

When I finally go to Europe it will be Manchester first. To see all my boys. And then stake out his building and tast when he is alone. going to Barcelona to see his happy family is not my idea of fun a girl can dream

He looks good in so many things it’s too much.

I’m going to Tast next month when I’m in Manchester. I pathetically walked over to see his building this summer when I was there. In my defense, it was when the team was here in the US for the friendlies so I knew he wasn’t home. I saw the outside of Bernardo & Ines’s building, too. Sad, I know. But hey, I wasn’t going to fly all the way from California and not see it!

Sexy fucker.

 

[futbolista]

Let’s get a win today, papi.
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Also, in this clip, he said he’d be on the bench if he played now

He is so hot when he speaks. And he’s always throws in some sass. And about being on the bench.

I love it when he wears all black with white sneakers.

 

[Just Drive]

Am I right in thinking you live in America?
I live a 5 minute drive from the Etihad I pass it everyday going to work, I work in the City Centre near St Peter’s square. I’m so glad you enjoy it here, it is a great place sometimes. Did you go to the Trafford Centre? Dunham Massey is a good place to visit in both summer and winter, my friend saw Rodri at the Dunham Massey Christmas light trail a very Christmas’ ago.

I just love that your a M&S shopper the M&S red velvet cake and the cookies are to die for.

Yes, I’m in California like @futbolista. 4:30 am wake ups on Saturdays to watch the games are normal.

I love the Pep mural near the stadium.

I did go to the Trafford Centre. Oh, wow, I’m jealous of your friend. I’ll have to go back there for the Dunham Massey Christmas trail and see if I get that lucky with a player or celeb sighting. It looks really pretty! I saw Rodri up close before one of the matches and he’s even hotter than I thought.

 

[futbolista]

He’s a walking advertising board and I love it. Puma shoes and clothes. He’s probably got a sneaky watch deal going and of course he’s promoting himself with the hat

it’s good business for Cristina bc she owns a store that stocks all that product and then has great relations with brands bc pep is a free billboard. Win win for business and win win for supporting his wife’s business. What a guy.

 

[Just Drive]

Things we all love to see Man United getting humiliated. Man City might be corrupt but we’ll never get beat 7-0

@Just Drive coming back from 2-0 down again and scoring winners again in added time definitely a conspiracy going on.

@futbolista I’m doing ok I’m just happy we won and United got slaughtered.

I detest LiVARpool, but watching Mr. “All Eras Come To An End” EtH‘s fuming and bewildered face was fucking funny.