Pep Guardiola

[Donald23]

I don’t know how Pep or Annie for that matter are not on a murder charge, can’t the clown just be happy with what he’s got at home.

He’s reportedly told Annie - “city have it in hand” - but if police are investigating they can’t pay them off. They’ve stopped contract talks as well with him, I hope he gets turfed out
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Imagine if he gave you a hug and a belly Pat. I would cry and faint.



Honestly. The timing of it all. The fact that the club used him in the promotion of the women’s day training kit is so terrible. I swear when I make it to England I’ll tell him off myself. What a sh%t. I’m not sure if pep will do anything like when Phil and jack when partying since it’s palace this weekend but we prob need him for the leipzig match. I could seriously slap his face. I love him as a player but get a grip Kyle you’re a 32 year old grown ass man with a wife kids. Get therapy and do the work to get your act together. It’s seriously tiring for us - imagine the people around you that know you.

I hope Annie didn’t sign a pre nup. I know she prob stays just bc it’s convenient and wants kids to have their dad around. I know some women friends in tit marriages so it’s not always about the wag lifestyle. It’s complicated and we say we would do better but we honestly don’t know. But if she ever decides to leave, take him for all he’s worth bc that’s really a lot of mit to go through.

jeez I never say this much but it’s IWD FFS!

They have a kid at the age where his friends etc will have heard about it. It’s all terrible, she needs to take the money and go

 

[olivia321]

He’s reportedly told Annie - “city have it in hand” -

Is the silly twit taking the piss?? The club are not responsible for clearing that stray dogs name.

Now the Vardy tramp is gobbing off about Annie

 

[Just Drive]

Is the silly twit taking the piss?? The club are not responsible for clearing that stray dogs name.

Now the Vardy tramp is gobbing off about Annie

I saw that about Becky Vardy. What a cruel piece of tit she is. It’s nothing to do with her. She needs to shut it.

 

[futbolista]

Becky Vardy is a no life duck lip loser married to an weird twit.

Anyways…how good does Papi look in this outfit ?

 

[Just Drive]

Becky Vardy is a no life duck lip loser married to an weird twit.

Anyways…how good does Papi look in this outfit ?

He looks gorgeous and I will do whatever he’s asking.

 

[olivia321]

I saw that about Becky Vardy. What a cruel piece of tit she is. It’s nothing to do with her. She needs to shut it.

That Becky inserts herself into everything she thinks her word is important, she’s got main character syndrome the snitching witch.

Pep probably thinks she’s a tramp.

 

[futbolista]

Thanks to @spilldatea for posting this in the other thread. Joven Papi needs to live here also. Drooool young, old - I’ll take him any which way.

 

[Just Drive]

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Thanks to @spilldatea for posting this in the other thread. Joven Papi needs to live here also. Drooool young, old - I’ll take him any which way.

Those smoldering eyes make me weak.

Heyyyyyy @spilldatea how are you?

I agree - young Pep or older Pep, I’ll take both. I do prefer older because a) older Pep knows exactly what to do to a tina and b) older Pep is sexy in a slightly forbidden way, like your best friend’s dad you really shouldn’t be fantasizing about. Plus, age has made him more cheeky and mischievous.

 

[Just Drive]

Another one

 

[futbolista]

Another one

I love him.

From Oasis to Elton John, Pep Guardiola names his favourite six songs| All Football

Pep Guardiola has given fans a rare insight into his musical tastes as he revealed his six favourite songs of all time from artists as varied as Oasis and Elton John to Catalan icon Lluis Llach.

m.allfootballapp.com

I think I listened to this podcast but was trying to remember the songs again and found this article. I love these small details of him as a person. He’s so passionate. Intelligent. His brain is very different than a typical ex footballer turned manager.

 

[Just Drive]

I love him.

From Oasis to Elton John, Pep Guardiola names his favourite six songs| All Football

Pep Guardiola has given fans a rare insight into his musical tastes as he revealed his six favourite songs of all time from artists as varied as Oasis and Elton John to Catalan icon Lluis Llach.

m.allfootballapp.com

I think I listened to this podcast but was trying to remember the songs again and found this article. I love these small details of him as a person. He’s so passionate. Intelligent. His brain is very different than a typical ex footballer turned manager.

Oh yeah, I love that interview! I can listen to him all day. So cerebral, so passionate and brilliant.



One of the best bits from that whole interview with Balague. I love the way he praises his wife. What a man.

 

[Just Drive]

A scarf tonight.

 

[futbolista]

I gave bootleg moonchester a pep Guardiola belly pat

 

[Just Drive]

I gave bootleg moonchester a pep Guardiola belly pat View attachment 2021120

Bootleg moonchester.
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Happy daddy

 

[Miss Sally]

The interview Pep gave after the game he really looked very tired. Drained. Bit of a tough week. Wonder if the players are allowed out after tonight's game or have ant time off tonight or tomorrow?

 

[Just Drive]

The interview Pep gave after the game he really looked very tired. Drained. Bit of a tough week. Wonder if the players are allowed out after tonight's game or have ant time off tonight or tomorrow?

I hope those chucklefucks are not allowed out tonight! We have Leipzig on Tuesday. No excessive drinking tonight and willies can only be brandished the way willies were meant to be brandished: at home with a consenting adult. No more scandals. Poor Pep cannot take much more.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I hope those chucklefucks are not allowed out tonight! We have Leipzig on Tuesday. No excessive drinking tonight and willies can only be brandished the way willies were meant to be brandished: at home with a consenting adult. No more scandals. Poor Pep cannot take much more.

Any willy-brandishing is subject to the completion of a willy release form, to be signed off by Pep.

 

[Donald23]

The interview Pep gave after the game he really looked very tired. Drained. Bit of a tough week. Wonder if the players are allowed out after tonight's game or have ant time off tonight or tomorrow?

Think they are flying straight back tonight. Hopefully all tucked up in bed and the into a light stretching session tomorrow morning. They can have the afternoon off to go for a roast without alcohol

 

[futbolista]

They gave daddy a temporary walk of fame star since were in Hollywood

 

[Just Drive]

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They gave daddy a temporary walk of fame star since were in Hollywood

How cool! Love this!

Think they are flying straight back tonight. Hopefully all tucked up in bed and the into a light stretching session tomorrow morning. They can have the afternoon off to go for a roast without alcohol

I wonder about Gundo, though. As you say, he may be off to Milan.