Paul Kelly MMA and Jazmin Elizabeth

New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Always lurked on their insta and always wonder if he is up to his old tricks. Does any of the scouse tattlers know much about them?

She dresses like a prozzie all the time. I dont think I've ever seen her with her tits not covered up.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 9
As mentioned on their bezzie mate Charlotte Dawson's thread, this pair of fake dodgy bastards needed a thread. Wonky tits has done herself no favours at all with the surgery she's had done. She's awful. 🤮🤮🤮
And Sideshow Smack is repulsive too, loves himself that much he'd snort himself if he was a line of coke.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 20
I just can’t unsee her. She looks like a bloke. Long arms massive hands and mahooosive feet! No shape, straight collar bones and filler EVERYWHERE!!! Not to mention wonky boobs. Does it make him feel masculine that his girlfriend looks like man lol
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 8
As mentioned on their bezzie mate Charlotte Dawson's thread, this pair of fake dodgy bastards needed a thread. Wonky tits has done herself no favours at all with the surgery she's had done. She's awful. 🤮🤮🤮
And Sideshow Smack is repulsive too, loves himself that much he'd snort himself if he was a line of coke.
Dunno how he can love himself. Hes got a chin the size of jupiter, sounds like hes on crack 247 and wears bootcut jeans. bleeping repulsive he is. 🤮🤮🤮

Defo still dealing. Always flogging quad bikes and Rolex on insta. Dodgy as they come them 2
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 12
Fuckin minty scruffy bleep from bootle he is, I don’t know how these blatant smack dealers have the front to even have an insta account🤣
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 14
Fuckin minty scruffy bleep from bootle he is, I don’t know how these blatant smack dealers have the front to even have an insta account🤣
Imagine the goings on in that manky healthly box they own. 😂

I piss myself at their stories when they go jetskiing in the mersey. Scruffy bleep wont have a passport as his criminal records are that tit it's the closest he would get for a holiday.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 13
Imagine the goings on in that manky healthly box they own. 😂

I piss myself at their stories when they go jetskiing in the mersey. Scruffy bleep wont have a passport as his criminal records are that tit it's the closest he would get for a holiday.
I’m gonna drive past today for a nosey🤣

Yeah you’re right the closest he gets to any ocean view is standing outside bar 14 with the stunning view of seaforth docks in the background ✨
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 12
Spends on jet skis , yet over breeds their bald cats and the dog that can barely breathe . Probably breed from the skinny horse as well if they thought it would make money .

It’s all fake af . I saw him at alma de Cuba once and had a wad of magick on him and was trying to get it sold . Won’t be going there again . Only ocean views he gets is the smell of wonky tits fanny
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Wow
Reactions: 14
Spends on jet skis , yet over breeds their bald cats and the dog that can barely breathe . Probably breed from the skinny horse as well if they thought it would make money .

It’s all fake af . I saw him at alma de Cuba once and had a wad of magick on him and was trying to get it sold . Won’t be going there again . Only ocean views he gets is the smell of wonky tits fanny
Utter gutter trash. He always seems allover the place, shares about 500 videos of pointless tit a day and she cant make her mind up if she wants to go on private or not. Where do they live now
 
  • Like
Reactions: 6
Anyone seen that wonky tits is selling used gym clothes on her stories lol wtf 😑

Utter gutter trash. He always seems allover the place, shares about 500 videos of pointless tit a day and she cant make her mind up if she wants to go on private or not. Where do they live now
Think she is still on the council estate they have been for years . Saw it in background of Paul’s the other day
 
  • Like
Reactions: 4
‘Stop at nothing so their team doesn’t go down. Shame the gang of shithouses playing for you don’t have the same heart’. Like trying to figure out one of those magic eye pics or an extremely difficult anagram.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 5
Jasmin seems to be the new BF of Sophie May Dickson with Sophie travelling up to Liverpool quite frequently. Not sure how they met.
Let’s hope some Liverpool girls make it over to this thread and spill the ☕
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 6
Jasmin seems to be the new BF of Sophie May Dickson with Sophie travelling up to Liverpool quite frequently. Not sure how they met.
Let’s hope some Liverpool girls make it over to this thread and spill the ☕
Think they've been mates for ages, as well as that vile hannah elizabeth.
Defo need people to spill on these rats
 
  • Like
Reactions: 6
Think they've been mates for ages, as well as that vile hannah elizabeth.
Defo need people to spill on these rats
That Hannah Elizabeth sweat makes me want to heave. Horrible little rat. Looks like a bleeping chipmunk with a freakish body and thinks she’s a cut above the average girl because she’s shoved every sort of filler going into her puff cheeked freak face. She never seems to have that kid either who is most probably doled out to her parents constantly. Imagine having that little skank as your mother?! The father would be better and he’s a bleeping certified madman 😂.
Someone once said that poor child had FAS and I can believe it.
She’s got a thread but it’s a bit dry. We need some hot tea 🫖 on all these sweats.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 10
I take it that Sophie may Dickson is a porta potty then?? Touting her young girls on Instagram like she does is sickening.
And why would you wear bother shoes if half your MASSIVE foot is going to be on the floor 🤣🤣
Ive seen evidence that SMD is an escort & sugar baby but I can’t confirm if she’s ever been tit on for cash 😂 she was frequently travelling up to Liverpool and doing photo shoots in Xclusive gentleman’s club but whether she was actually working there as a stripper I don’t know. Sophie seems to have a close friendship with Jasmin and the Liverpool crowd.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 6