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We've empty shampoo bottle, empty deodorant bottle too like a bleeping recycle centre
Im surprised no one has said...leaving the toilet seat up
claiming they cant iron
claiming they cant iron
My partner is the only man I’ve met who always puts the toilet seat down. I asked him once why he puts it down and he told me that it was how he was brought up!Im surprised no one has said...leaving the toilet seat up
claiming they cant iron
oh and he irons too, I’m the one that can’t!
I did think when I wrote that... that does sound bad
(and the answer is no, thankfully not 
)Lucky you!I did think when I wrote that... that does sound bad
He snores-not a real snore,just like wet breathing
loud enough to for me to want to put a pillow over his face but not loud enough to call it snoring
he takes about half hour to wee-and I’ll really need to go
hes grumpy 24/7
he talk in his sleep
he hates spending money
he never throws clothes out-he has clothes he owned aged 8-he’s 46 in a week
He will put everything we own in the dishwasher-it’ll be bursting and he won’t turn it on as ‘we can get loads more in’
he does have lots of lovely features but these drive me up the wall
loud enough to for me to want to put a pillow over his face but not loud enough to call it snoring
he takes about half hour to wee-and I’ll really need to go
hes grumpy 24/7
he talk in his sleep
he hates spending money
he never throws clothes out-he has clothes he owned aged 8-he’s 46 in a week
He will put everything we own in the dishwasher-it’ll be bursting and he won’t turn it on as ‘we can get loads more in’
he does have lots of lovely features but these drive me up the wall
THE SNORING. Omg yes
Never bloody listens. Can ask a question give him an answer and he will ask the same thing 10 minutes later because "he forgot"
Can only see/find things if they are directly in front of him. If it is behind something else then it is basically invisible to him
Clears up around me when I am cooking so I go to use a spoon and it has disappeared into the dishwasher, then he has the cheek too an that I use hundreds of utensils when cooking
Moans that I don't put things away (I.e. unpacking I will leave it for a week minimum) but then he leaves rubbish next to the bin, or washing next to the laundry bin so leaves things every day
The list goes on
Can only see/find things if they are directly in front of him. If it is behind something else then it is basically invisible to him
Clears up around me when I am cooking so I go to use a spoon and it has disappeared into the dishwasher, then he has the cheek too an that I use hundreds of utensils when cooking
Moans that I don't put things away (I.e. unpacking I will leave it for a week minimum) but then he leaves rubbish next to the bin, or washing next to the laundry bin so leaves things every day
The list goes on
Wants a round of applause when he does one job in the house yet there are several other jobs that also needed doing that day.
I'm shocked it wasn't even on the first page!I'm surprised no one has said...leaving the toilet seat up
Judging by this thread, a lot of them don’t even put the seat up in the first place or pee in the actual toilet.
Mine too!My cats do that when I change the litter tray
'What you watching this crap for' when i'm watching the final of love island but him watching 11 men kicking a piece of leather full of air around for 90 mins is acceptable 
“Losing” things on a daily basis, because he has been man looking for things...
Also, “but I cleaned the bathroom/toilet/thing last week”. Well done. It needs doing EVERY week
Also, “but I cleaned the bathroom/toilet/thing last week”. Well done. It needs doing EVERY week
This thread has me howling