And it's only page 3, I was expecting this thread to be on page 10 by now.This thread has me howling
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Coughing in a way that simply wouldn‘t be acceptable in front of his colleagues, with major volume, hawking and phlegm, I mean really? Plus play YouTube videos at maximum volume when you’re just reading stuff and it’s late. I always wear headphones, hate feeling I’m irritating others with noise.
“Watch this! Quick watch this!! Look! Are you looking? Watch this!”...no I do not want to watch the reply of your fifa goal!
Yeah what is that about, watching YouTube and TV at max volume at midnight, are they deaf
Leaving the cupboard doors and drawers open in the kitchen. A few weeks ago my daughter and I were being daft and opened every single drawer and cupboard door open and waited for him to enter. He never he bleeping noticed! 
Trying to tell gossip, but never knowing enough details. Particularly annoying if it sounds like it's could be really juicy! Seriously, don't tell me the headlines when you can't provide the details. It's either because they didn't ask or because they've deemed the information to be irrelevant. It's painful, I need to know everything in order to judge this tit appropriately! They just don't get it 
Breathe
Taking up all the space in the bed. My OH practically had his elbow in my eyeball last night. I had to shove him over to his side about 5 times. 
Leaving massive skid marks and leaving the bathroom stinky just when I need a shower.
A constant annoying cough/throat clearing thing that drives me mad
Speaking really, really loudly on the phone
Never being able to find anything
Always needing help with the tiniest tasks
Always having huge lunches eg pasta carbonara because sandwiches are boring. He's eaten me out of house and home during lockdown.
A constant annoying cough/throat clearing thing that drives me mad
Speaking really, really loudly on the phone
Never being able to find anything
Always needing help with the tiniest tasks
Always having huge lunches eg pasta carbonara because sandwiches are boring. He's eaten me out of house and home during lockdown.
I'm in good company here
-Leaves all cupboard doors and drawers open at all times
-Never unpacks a bag within normal time. Maybe 1-2 weeks later when he can’t find that shirt he wants (and I’ve tripped over the bag 4 times)
-Puts random tit everywhere! I’ll find a screw on the floor so he’ll pick it up, put it in his pocket to “put away later” then I’ll find it tucked in the untensil drawer or sewing box - along with the spare door key we’ve been looking for, for 6 months. More effort than putting it back in its actual home?!
-Never knows any information about anything. So your friend has invited us to their wedding. When? Where? Bride’s name? No idea. Sure I’ll find out the day before
-Can’t clean! Or see dirt? Doesn’t understand the concept of dusting
-And this is probably v specific but he doesn’t sleep with a pillow and that just freaks me out. 6 years in and I still don’t get it
He’s great otherwise though
Does all the ironing, cooking, DIY (eventually), etc.
-Never unpacks a bag within normal time. Maybe 1-2 weeks later when he can’t find that shirt he wants (and I’ve tripped over the bag 4 times)
-Puts random tit everywhere! I’ll find a screw on the floor so he’ll pick it up, put it in his pocket to “put away later” then I’ll find it tucked in the untensil drawer or sewing box - along with the spare door key we’ve been looking for, for 6 months. More effort than putting it back in its actual home?!
-Never knows any information about anything. So your friend has invited us to their wedding. When? Where? Bride’s name? No idea. Sure I’ll find out the day before
-Can’t clean! Or see dirt? Doesn’t understand the concept of dusting
-And this is probably v specific but he doesn’t sleep with a pillow and that just freaks me out. 6 years in and I still don’t get it
He’s great otherwise though
Does all the ironing, cooking, DIY (eventually), etc.Snoring. I have heard him choke on himself and he point blank refuses to go to the doctors.
Grumpy. Frequently. (Possibly because he spends all night asphyxiating his asthmatic throat with his massive tongue.)
Being mindful of not having his phone blaring out, which is a bonus but it culminates in an unfortunate visual where he holds his phone, bottom end where the microphone is, right to his ear and stares into space with his head cocked to one side, heavy breathing concentrating on whatever it is he is trying to listen to. Just put your damn headphones in.
On a related note, he is losing his hearing and refuses to go to the Doctors, so if we go somewhere busy we have to sort of direct him which direction we're all planning on going in or he won't hear duck all and will go the opposite way. Just GO TO THE DOCS.
Is quite good at helping with housework which I am grateful for, but refuses to touch the bathroom because he doesn't like wee. (Like I love piss, and it's my fave? Not really
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On a similarly related note, on the day we moved in here I made him promise to fix the downstairs toilet before the baby toilet trained. The baby in question is now in Secondary school and was followed by a sibling who is not far off joining the same secondary school. The downstairs toilet is still not working.
Despite all this, I still don't want to have sex with anyone else but him. I think my common sense is as broken as the downstairs toilet
Grumpy. Frequently. (Possibly because he spends all night asphyxiating his asthmatic throat with his massive tongue.)
Being mindful of not having his phone blaring out, which is a bonus but it culminates in an unfortunate visual where he holds his phone, bottom end where the microphone is, right to his ear and stares into space with his head cocked to one side, heavy breathing concentrating on whatever it is he is trying to listen to. Just put your damn headphones in.
On a related note, he is losing his hearing and refuses to go to the Doctors, so if we go somewhere busy we have to sort of direct him which direction we're all planning on going in or he won't hear duck all and will go the opposite way. Just GO TO THE DOCS.
Is quite good at helping with housework which I am grateful for, but refuses to touch the bathroom because he doesn't like wee. (Like I love piss, and it's my fave? Not really
)On a similarly related note, on the day we moved in here I made him promise to fix the downstairs toilet before the baby toilet trained. The baby in question is now in Secondary school and was followed by a sibling who is not far off joining the same secondary school. The downstairs toilet is still not working.
Despite all this, I still don't want to have sex with anyone else but him. I think my common sense is as broken as the downstairs toilet
Everyday when tidying up I leave stuff on the bottom stair to go up the stairs... my boyfriend magically doesn’t see it and it will lay there until I lift it 
I can sympathise. Pretty sure my own asthmatic, large-tongued husband has sleep apnea but he won’t do anything about it.Snoring. I have heard him choke on himself and he point blank refuses to go to the doctors.
Grumpy. Frequently. (Possibly because he spends all night asphyxiating his asthmatic throat with his massive tongue.)
Being mindful of not having his phone blaring out, which is a bonus but it culminates in an unfortunate visual where he holds his phone, bottom end where the microphone is, right to his ear and stares into space with his head cocked to one side, heavy breathing concentrating on whatever it is he is trying to listen to. Just put your damn headphones in.
On a related note, he is losing his hearing and refuses to go to the Doctors, so if we go somewhere busy we have to sort of direct him which direction we're all planning on going in or he won't hear duck all and will go the opposite way. Just GO TO THE DOCS.
Is quite good at helping with housework which I am grateful for, but refuses to touch the bathroom because he doesn't like wee. (Like I love piss, and it's my fave? Not really
On a similarly related note, on the day we moved in here I made him promise to fix the downstairs toilet before the baby toilet trained. The baby in question is now in Secondary school and was followed by a sibling who is not far off joining the same secondary school. The downstairs toilet is still not working.
Despite all this, I still don't want to have sex with anyone else but him. I think my common sense is as broken as the downstairs toilet
Wet towels on the bed, falling asleep on the sofa whilst the kids are running riot, leave dirty plates etc on the side if the dishwasher needs emptying and playing video games till 2-3am
Omg this is mine. Drives me insane!! Sometimes I’ll even say “are you listening?” and he’ll say he is, and then he’ll ask a question a little while after that makes it clear that he definitely was not listening
Doesnt lift the seat up when he goes to the toilet. Even though I’ve moaned about 6000 times about having to clean piss off of the toilet seat
Plays videos on his phone at the highest volume possible. Usually in bed, right next to my head as I’m falling asleep or when I’m trying to watch something on tv
Struggles to get up early. If he’s up before 9am he’ll 100% be commenting for the rest of the day about how tired he is and how early he’s been up. Normal time for most people including me!!
He’s great and I love him. But bleeping hell he’s annoying
Its never one thing.
I wonder if this is universal or just my husband, my ex and my dad... holding the packaging of a food that goes in the microwave. And asking me how long to microwave it for. What's that about?
Could be a prostate issue tbfIt’s good to vent.
The latest is leaving piss on the toilet seat. I was blaming the kids, then I figured out recently it was him. Phantom dribbler. Why???
As a lesbian I do find that girlfriends (past and current) have some quite annoying habits, not least:-
leaving bottles of nail varnish (and other bits of make-up) scattered on my dressing table, some of them not properly tightened
when getting undressed just leaving a pile of clothes in the middle of the bedroom so I trip over them in the middle of the night while venturing to the loo
Always borrowing an item of clothing without asking
Never switching off the TV or computer monitors when done
Pinching my Apple or Android USB charging cables
leaving plates and cups etc in the sink for me to wash
strands of hair in the sink after washing
bath towel left near the shower rather than be put in the washing basket
Pinching my Tampons without asking, leaving me short - not good!
Watching TV while listening to her tablet, and then complaining when I change channel that "Hey, I was watching that!!"
leaving bottles of nail varnish (and other bits of make-up) scattered on my dressing table, some of them not properly tightened
when getting undressed just leaving a pile of clothes in the middle of the bedroom so I trip over them in the middle of the night while venturing to the loo
Always borrowing an item of clothing without asking
Never switching off the TV or computer monitors when done
Pinching my Apple or Android USB charging cables
leaving plates and cups etc in the sink for me to wash
strands of hair in the sink after washing
bath towel left near the shower rather than be put in the washing basket
Pinching my Tampons without asking, leaving me short - not good!
Watching TV while listening to her tablet, and then complaining when I change channel that "Hey, I was watching that!!"