My husband puts Sky Sports News on the TV but then watches sport or non-sport related documentaries on his phone, then takes the hump when I turn Sky Sports News off so I can watch something on the TV 
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Blasphemy!
God, the skid marks! It’s like they don’t know how to use a bloody toilet brush!
My hubby is the odd one out with this. He is in and out, quicker than I am! Don't know whether to be ashamed to admit that
Doesn’t do the one job I’ve asked him to do, then when I start doing it says “I was gonna do that!”
Put something on full blast on the telly and then sits and watches YouTube videos on full blast on his phone
Leaves cups next to the sofa constantly
Puts washing next to the wash basket not IN the wash basket
I could go on for a while
Put something on full blast on the telly and then sits and watches YouTube videos on full blast on his phone
Leaves cups next to the sofa constantly
Puts washing next to the wash basket not IN the wash basket
I could go on for a while
Please do, I'm wetting myself laughing!
Sitting with volume loud on his phone when I’m watching tv, I get so angry 
he has headphones and he’s been told I don’t know how many times
Same for toilet
he has headphones and he’s been told I don’t know how many times Same for toilet
Uses a clean tea towel to mop up spillages in the kitchen
Leaves the top off the toothpaste so it goes all crusty
Puts the toaster up to the highest setting because he likes everything BURNT to tit, and doesn’t turn it back down
Puts stuff in the sink not the dishwasher, or even better just on the worktop above the dishwasher
I actually need a drink after this thread
Leaves the top off the toothpaste so it goes all crusty
Puts the toaster up to the highest setting because he likes everything BURNT to tit, and doesn’t turn it back down
Puts stuff in the sink not the dishwasher, or even better just on the worktop above the dishwasher
I actually need a drink after this thread
It’s good to vent.Uses a clean tea towel to mop up spillages in the kitchen
Leaves the top off the toothpaste so it goes all crusty
Puts the toaster up to the highest setting because he likes everything BURNT to tit, and doesn’t turn it back down
Puts stuff in the sink not the dishwasher, or even better just on the worktop above the dishwasher
I actually need a drink after this thread
The latest is leaving piss on the toilet seat. I was blaming the kids, then I figured out recently it was him. Phantom dribbler. Why???
This just appeared on my FYP and I thought it was quite fitting
Is that just the toilet, or other things too!?My hubby is the odd one out with this. He is in and out, quicker than I am! Don't know whether to be ashamed to admit that
Exist!
My husband was sitting in waiting on a parcel the other day was too busy waiting and pacing the floor to empty the washing machine.
Never being able to find anything without assistance! I can even tell my husband which cupboard whatever he's looking for is in, and he'll still not be able to find it. I don't think he realises he can't see through other opaque objects and actually moving things out the way might help. Drives me insane!
Mine is the same !! He is always asking where such and such is. So I reply asking if he has seen my pink bra anywhere ?!!??
Opens cupboard /fridge to look for sauce etc and can’t find it right in front of him. He can find a can of beer though !
My boyfriends quite good although he has an obsession with turning plug sockets and switches off as it saves money, which may be true but it does my head in. Like if we turn the tv off on the remote he has to turn it off at the plug, hates lights being on (I hate the dark is rather sit with lights on) and if he has the remote in his hand or car keys he constantly flicks and plays with them. So annoying !
Having every phone call on f*cking loudspeaker
Not remembering anything.
he’s very clever, with a very good job, but his memory is awful. He quite often when telling people stories will get all the details wrong because he’s forgotten them... or I’ll say, “do you remember when such and such.” Nope, not a clue, its like he’s on another planet, I have to explain something 7368262 times because he doesn’t remember!
he’s very clever, with a very good job, but his memory is awful. He quite often when telling people stories will get all the details wrong because he’s forgotten them... or I’ll say, “do you remember when such and such.” Nope, not a clue, its like he’s on another planet, I have to explain something 7368262 times because he doesn’t remember!