Never bloody listens. Can ask a question give him an answer and he will ask the same thing 10 minutes later because "he forgot"
Can only see/find things if they are directly in front of him. If it is behind something else then it is basically invisible to him
Clears up around me when I am cooking so I go to use a spoon and it has disappeared into the dishwasher, then he has the cheek too an that I use hundreds of utensils when cooking
Moans that I don't put things away (I.e. unpacking I will leave it for a week minimum) but then he leaves rubbish next to the bin, or washing next to the laundry bin so leaves things every day
The list goes on