Whenever I drew pictures of people, usually family members, I’d draw them naked (they all had the physical features of a 4 year old girl). I can distinctly remember drawing my uncle and adding nipples (which I used to call pickles

) and my mum suggesting that next time I should try drawing clothes.
I used to wear the puffy skirt that you get with some dresses on my head and pretend it was a veil and have pretend weddings all by myself. This was before my sisters were born so I was quite lonely.
I used be obsessed with worms and insects. I’d spend hours in the garden looking under stones and playing with wood lice. I ate a worm once after reading the book “How to eat fried worms”. It didn’t taste good. I also used to put worms in my pocket, carry them around whilst I was playing in the garden and then put them back when I had to go back inside.
I got my first laptop when I was 8 which had a video camera. I used to film myself doing the weirdest things. I used to pretend I had a side fringe (my best friend was obsessed with them) despite having curly hair and made up a whole song about a girl with one eyes because my ‘fringe’ covered my eye. I’d sing part of it as the girl and then tuck my hair away and pretend to be her boyfriend

. One day my laptop crashed and I lost all the stuff on it, a true blessing in disguise.
Whenever I wrote stories in primary school the character’s descriptions sounded like a wattpad story. I had a friend who was obsessed with the idea of having blue eyes and blonde hair and got offended if anyone told her she didn’t (she had beautiful strawberry blonde hair and green eyes) so all she would talk about was how desirable those features are and all her characters would have them so I copied her. I literally wrote in the middle of an action scene when the character finds out he’s the chosen one “but I’m just a 6ft skinny boy, with ocean blue orbs and white blonde hair”. As someone training to become a primary school teacher I’d probably piss myself if I read that. I hope I gave my teacher a good laugh.