Odd Neighbours / Neighbour Problems #3

[Jaxie]

I miss my old neighbours they were evicted by the police. Last conversation I saw of theirs was a man bolting down the road with one of the neighbours chasing him screaming I told ya not to fuck me mum

 

[Pinhead Larry]

I wrote on this thread a while ago about my neighbours weird behaviour. Escalated from knocking on the door every evening asking us to move our cars so she could put hers where she wanted it, to posting threatening notes, to actually hitting my car on purpose.

on Friday we moved sale went through and we’ve moved to a nicer area and we have a driveway now so less chance of parking wars. Next door came round with a bottle of Prosecco and a Christmas card and asked if we want to go round for a party they’re having. I feel like I’m in a different world

 

[Millennial Pink]

I just need to report that my neighbours have put up a 'house is full of love and laughter' sign in their back yard above a section of plastic grass that is covered in dog shit and they're currently having a screaming row.

Only fooling themselves. The rest of my neighbours nowadays are fairly normal.

 

[Tanne1999]

Just had a row in the street with a parent who’s kids knocked on my door last night for trick or treating but I didn’t answer.

I don’t answer because Halloween was my babies due date that I lost five years ago at 18+5wks. Each year I spend the day by myself and only speak to/see people I want. I also have anxiety and don’t like unexpected/unknown people knocking on the door.
I don’t put out a pumpkin/decorate, so that should be an indication I’m not wanting anyone to knock.

Anyway, last night me and my partner had arranged to get out of the house for a few hours to keep my brain occupied. I was getting ready and I hear a knock. I ignore it. Three seconds later, they knock again. I ignore it. About ten seconds later I hear shouting through the letter box calling me a ‘rude fucking bitch, did you eat all the sweets fatty’. So I definitely was not answering the door.


Ten mins later, more knocks on the door. Again, after the second knock I get verbal abuse, ‘slag, give us sweets or we’ll brick your windows’.

So by this point I’m having a panic attack. People are still knocking, no verbal abuse after those first two, thankfully, but some heavy pounding did occur.

Went out, thought nothing of it. Hopefully just harmless threats from aggy pre-teens.

Well, I’ve just popped out to the corner shop. As I’m coming back, one of the mums is stood in her doorway and shouts ‘oi, what was last night about?’ I said ‘sorry, what do you mean?’
She then goes ‘well it’s not very fucking nice of you to ignore my fucking kids is it love?’
I said ‘I didn’t want any trick or treaters, hence the lack of decorations and the note on the door saying no knocking please’

She gets proper aggy saying ‘what because you think you’re better than the rest of us? It’s because you’re fucking racist isn’t it’ (I live in Wales but am English. I am 25% Welsh though but have an English accent)

I said ‘no I’m not racist, I just didn’t want anyone knocking on my door last night.’ Went to walk into my house, she said I better watch my back because her son will follow through on his threats. She stormed back into her house, shouting ‘cunt’ at me before slamming the door.

Luckily quite a few houses in the street have ring doorbells and two popped their heads out offering to send me the footage of that argument, plus the video of her son threatening me last night.

I’ve reported to non emergency line so there’ll be a track record of the incident should something happen.


All this over some fucking sweets.

 

[Peachy9]

Our nightmare neighbours have tied their massive washing line to our fence, splitting the panel to do so, and loading their heavy washing to our fence. Then, today, I caught them twice throwing their broken pegs into our garden! We have a puppy and he immediately ran over and picked them up, chewing them into shards
I have to admit I went mental and shouted at them, then cut down the washing line from our side

So petty but I don't fancy a massive vet bill thanks to them.

 

[Sweetcouchpotato]

My problem neighbours were an absolute nightmare yesterday and last night. They were making noises, banging furniture around all day, his voice was booming, they stunk the landing and stairwell out with weed. Then at 9pm they started having loud sex, then they'd finish and go back to dropping stuff on the floor and then they'd go back to having loud sex. This continued until gone midnight. This morning, they were up at 7am, banging furniture around again. Then they went quiet for most of the day but the sex has just started up again.

I'm just so sick of it. I could cope with a bit of noise but who wants to hear their neighbours shagging?

Our neighbour's adult son and his missus moved in when my kids were little; their room was next to my children's room and she was/is a squealer. Every time they shagged the kids would wake up and get scared because they thought she was being hurt. He'd start shouting "f*** yes" at the relevant moment while she'd be shrieking like she was being murdered. Never been so bloody glad as when all that humping made a baby and they had to share a bedroom with their baby so their sex life died.

 

[Tanley]

Our newish neighbour decided to use the leaf blower on their front garden at 9.45 on Saturday night, when it was already dark. It sounded like there was a bloody helicopter outside our front door. My husband went out to politely say ‘That’s a bit noisy for this time of night’. Lovely neighbour replied ‘No it isn’t, I’m allowed to do this until 1 o’clock in the morning, go and look it up’ (all said aggressively) and then just carried on for another 20 minutes

 

[Jyhy1110]

Iv written on these threads numerous times about my neighbour, constant fleas, social services, environmental health

Well…. They are selling up and moving wahooooooooo!!!! I’m so happy

 

[stardust1]

I’ve spoken about my neighbour before being weird. We stopped answering the door to her after she was rude when I took in a parcel for her so now she’s posting cards through. She’s got such a small car and we leave such an adequate space the nature of it being a public street means sometimes we have to park based on how others have parked. I also don’t have sensors on my car. The entitlement is astounding
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I’d just send a moon pig card saying fuck off

 

[Greencatfysh]

Major win for us today - after my post a couple of months ago about our psycho neighbours we saw today that they’ve listed their house for sale

 

[rainbowhouse]

Spent all day painting the fences, felt quite proud of myself. Stalker twat neighbour came along and filmed the length of the fence while shaking his head, then the grandson came and dragged his bike along it, leaving a line from his handlebars. Fucks sake.

 

[Jojoanne1]

Does anyone else here feel that they are surrounded by weirdos (neighbours)?

We have lived here for 30 years and when we first moved in the neighbours were lovely, but it seems everyone has died/moved on and the whole street seems to be occupied with some very strange people. I honestly don’t want to go out the front of the house to encounter strangeness!

 

[Elltee]

My neighbours are awful, loud music (they have a mahoosive speaker in the garden right against our side of the fence) kids screaming (who don't even live there) about 10 grandchildren running around screaming till 12.30am constant peeking over our fence and putting the music on louder when they see us sitting there, smoking weed till all hours every day/night. we complained 4-5 times and absolutely nothing has been done. They have their dogs in cages in the house too, stuck in one cage (there's 5 dogs) they are barking/crying all night too. We reported it to RSPCA but they were warned in advance they'd be getting visit?! I didn't even know that was a thing? So they obviously moved them out and made it look like they have proper beds.
I recently had a miscarriage and I'm trying to grieve properly but I'm finding it hard when I can't get a minutes silence. I also have PTSD so my senses are heightened anyway. I just don't know what else to do.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Have a chavvy family by me who are always the cause of unnecessary noise. Dog barking? It’s theirs. Kids screaming? Theirs. Playing heavy bass at max volume whilst idling in the car park? Oh yeah, it’s them again. Can’t talk without shouting? Yep. Can’t close a door without slamming it? Better believe it. Wankers.

This morning they’ve decided to take a beautiful, quiet morning, full of birdsong, and decided to valet their fleet of chav cars. Pressure washer, fabric washer vax thing, and hoovering, all from 8am, and somehow, they’ve still not finished with the noisy shit. All whilst having a shouting monosyllabic conversation and shitty music too just as an added treat. Wankers.

They’re just naturally loud, ignorant pricks. Absolutely no point saying anything because they’ll see it as an attack and ramp it all up to eleven. 100%. Wankers.

Wankers.

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

I’ve posted a couple times about my odd neighbours. Well last weekend they went and got themselves a hot tub (I guess maybe they were a wee bit jealous) .

there was no hot tub Saturday, yet they were in it on Sunday - if anyone has one you know it takes a while to sort the chemical levels etc. we live in an extremely hard water area so usually takes me 3/4 days to sort).

ive just noticed they’ve taken the lid off to get in today - it’s cloudy and tinged green. I want to tell them about the chemicals or give them some of our test strips etc but my husband thinks I should leave them at it because they’re cunts. What do you guys think?

If they're cunts, leave them be!

 

[cowtastrophe]

I’d put up a big awning facing their camera which said ‘FUCK OFF <NAMES>’. I know someone who was being harassed by his neighbour constantly filming him in his garden and he put up a big sign saying ‘STOP FILMING ME JANICE AND GET A LIFE’.

 

[msmuse]

I got screamed at for turning on my side light last week, yet they had a live band (yes!) in their backyard last Sunday night pumping music til 1130pm, and the week before had a fight in the street swearing and smashing bottles and knocking over bins at 230am, followed by visit from cops at 330am. I could go on and on about the things we have seen and heard over the years that should have been reported but we haven't as we own and don't want to make our lives any worse. They are the absolute worst neighbors, constant swearing and music and cigarette smoke drifting into our house and probably other illegal activities going on, and we haven't said ONE word to them or called police or complained. Yet I get screamed at for turning on my own bloody light. We move soon and I cannot wait. People have no idea how mentally detrimental it is to have bad neighbors and I've been stuck here for 7 years of torture.

 

[dxo]

My neighbour whenever i'm out in the communal area shuts her blinds.... when i go in she re opens them....

Must admit I have had some fun with this. In out in out shake it all about

 

[griftalo]

I am so angry.

I’ve been getting some work done on my garden. I have a long drive so all of the material has gone on there and rubbish removed every single day.

Found out at 5pm yesterday that the wagon with stone couldn’t get on the drive as it’s paved. So they had to place it at the entrance and move it by hand.

It didn’t impact my neighbour at all but we tried to knock on to let her know but she didn’t answer the door. I went round this morning to explain and had a note in my hand incase she wasn’t up and to advise if there was any inconvenience to let me know and I’d sort it. Despite it not affecting her she has proceeded to scream at me and demand to know what I’m doing to my own property.

I got into my car and cried. Told my partner and he came home from work to see what was going on, she was nice as pie to him!

Cunt of a woman.

Shit on her doorstep in the dead of night.

 

[Zulkraa]

Creepy