NZ Influencers #84

[canigetfreestufftoo]

I’ve finally unfollowed Chelsea Winter. Now she’s spiruking “grounding sheets”. Man, she’s gone full woo woo. Not my jam at all.

 

[canigetfreestufftoo]

Bun in the oven would go some way to explain the falling out with the family…

 

[lovemesomegossip]

You summed it up, and from someone there, they said it was all very ego-stroking and air kisses.

love they get to play "dress up" and pretend to be famous

They act like he is some famous person or something. Simone has a gushing post about how proud of him blah blah. He is on par with Christian, gives me huge ick.

Maria must be in a deep dark place. And a bit of a sook. I was cut from side to side and had the intial holes till they realised they had to cut me open. Came home to my 2 children and a husband who had to go to work. And 15yr later still in the same house with same children and husband I would hope she really gets the help she must need. Perhaps a stay in a different facility is needed.

 

[heyteam_88]

She wishes he’s a rich Pegasus township man. He’s just an Ashley bogan.
god i laughed hurt at her latest post. That’s not music overlayed, that’s a speaker they brought with them.

Properly gobsmacked how she manages to lure these poor bastards in, with a child in tow no less! Baby not even a year old, shifts her life into his house.. you have to wonder what version of events has he been fed? Pun intended.. Owey going to grow up thinking he's got like 14 dad's at this rate. Also speaker at the beach people are the worst lol

 

[chipolatesandwich]

Oh my dream would be for Emily to want to be friends with me. I don’t comment nearly enough. I’ve also never made it to Simone’s pity reel which is a real low point in my life.

 

[WatermelonSugar22]

Especially even it was advertised with working owner profits of over $160000 a year. Hope she went through BJs books with an accountant and did full due diligence. Looks like BJ is an unsecured creditor.

Honestly, I’m glad Jess is owed money on that. It’s incredibly suss for the bakery to go fully bust within a year after she sold it for so much and made big claims about the profits. Unless this new woman totally botched the baking (which she could have, but it looked more hygienic to me) then I don’t see how it could go from supposedly that profitable to bankrupt so quickly. And it looks suss that Jess bailed town so quickly afterwards too…

I’d be very curious to see the books on that whole thing…

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I had wrist surgery today can I go on moaning like Maria does for the next three months please for sympathy or to play victim

Well of course! Are you staying at your parents house to get away from your family?

 

[Cichlid Gold]

Katie’s stories are ummm… giving an unhinged vibe. I get new babies are adjustment, but she isn’t having to deal with milk coming in, hormones fluctuating, delivery recovery… it’s all very poor me, woe me, life is so hard. When she is set up for success, has so much support, money and free shit!! If it’s this hard on week what?? Then good grief

 

[Pentothal]

Hmmmm that outfit was enough to put me off Augustine. The praying mantis glasses, and the duct taped shoes. Really good look for the polo

 

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When celebrating his birthday this morning Vaughan said that his marriage had ended last year and that’s all he would say.
I don’t know if he said anything after that

 

[Lucylemonade]

This is the most ridiculous bullshit I’ve heard. ‘A kitten’. Ffs

I can’t go home because I have a kitten is surely the Maria equivalent of I can’t go out as I need to wash my hair.
Those poor kids

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

I had wrist surgery today can I go on moaning like Maria does for the next three months please for sympathy or to play victim

Question: are you also in the throes of perimenopause? Do you have a partner who is selfishly making himself have periodic seizures without consulting you?

 

[UndiesOnFirst]

Why do I think it’s probably because they didn’t contain the dog properly. Such a sweet dog though.

I believe that’s exactly what the issue would have been going by this post she made in December

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

7:45 min in Jay Jay talks about her hottest sex ever, and says that for her, the hottest sex has nothing to do with connection, intimacy, trust, "for me it's the opposite", she saw a person across the room at the party and almost immediately took a taxi to her house and "probably only took ten minutes". "And at the end of that we were like 'shall we go back to the party?' and then we never spoke again"

 

[Cranky_Doodle_Donkey]

Maybe every new victim gets a new bread?
Next guy will get brioche bread
This one will be sick of sour dough soon

 

[MonicaBing]

Has carmen lett lost her mind? Taking her kids & a child that not hers to the mount beach, while under taste of emergency and being told to stay off the beach and stay home ‍‍

 

[ehinfluencers]

It's probably the police check for every job stopping him from getting one

 

[Pentothal]

Is Coke Keto, Paleo, Low Carb, Sugar free, Carnivore, Ozempic friendly?

That got us thinking. Is long term coke consumption safer than a few weeks exposed to Kmart sand that hasn't been used under pressure.

 

[LadyDior79]

I dont think being blocked is a threat or flex she thinks it is. Shes old boring and whining I unfollowed years ago.

I think the recovery from this hysterectomy is going to take at least 3628 working days....

 

[Lucylemonade]

Hilarious typo from our cooking queen.
Not to mention I gained 2kg just watching this