NZ Influencers #84

[heyteam_88]

Owey is off to preschool. Two half days so far. Maybe Molly is going back to study for her RE papers

Good on her for sending him to preschool at least he won't be trapped between being stuck in the car seat all day then getting dragged around while Mole gets her hair nails done, or off to the next cafe. Hopefully the poor kid has some happy times and new friends there

 

[Pentothal]

Also a small selection of the comments show it’s been an issue for a long time

Poor Monty, had sh&t owners who didn't care enough to care for him and stop his wandering so he ended up suffering . Do better Marnie. Now I hope they have to cover any vehicle repairs.

 

[heyteam_88]

Oh fuck off Katie…can we please borrow a bassinet but preferably one that’s from these elite brands that cost over $800.

Just go to fucking farmers like the rest of us and then you won’t have these issues.

You could always ask your friend with the rapist boyfriend, maybe as a thank you for publicly defending them and making yourself look like a cunt at the same time.

I can not with this silly woman preferably - we literally slept anywhere back in the day your child is not going to give a shit whether it's in a drawer or an electric bassinet..

 

[ActsOfKindnessIsMyLoveLan]

Her husband:

He looks like his mum drank during pregnancy

 

[Humdog]

Moley’s kid has hurt his elbow so much the dr had to click it back into place. We’ve all seen her pulling his weight up by his hands. Can an 11 month old dislocate an elbow all by themselves?? I don’t think so.

note the ‘in my care’ dig at the donor.

 

[Lucylemonade]

It's interesting reading through the comments, it seems the issue is mostly with her mum and a super strict religious upbringing? Also not completely agreeing with her but after having the same experience with my in-laws, just because her parents have been present on their USA trips doesn't mean they have actually been helping or hands on with the twinkies either.. also being older, I wouldn't be surprised if they selected voice message when discussing her and sent that accidentally, pretty easy to do

But why should they be hands on with the twinkies? They are grandparents, not nanny’s. They are entitled to a joyful retirement, babies and toddlers are hardwork when you are old. There should be no expectation on grandparents when a child decides to have a baby. Can you imagine what a fucking nightmare she would be. They probably can’t do anything right. Besides Miss Rachel is single handedly bringing up those kids. We all know it.

 

[mrswest]

What if I told you…you are a cunt.

What if I told you, you DO look 50 years old

 

[Lucylemonade]

Emily Wtites journaling her attempt to live like Chelsea winter is hilarious. Worth a read

 

[goodafterbleconstanoon]

This is so funny to me. Elleherselfdingwoolchrisp has set her camera up, pressed record, positioned herself in a seat complete with non prescription blue light glasses for effect, to look like she's reading something for the very first time, shock and dismay on her face like it's a bomb about to drop. I simply CANNOT with this staged bullshit

And then watched it back, edited it, thought ‘this is great’ and posted it 🫠

 

[MrsEyeroll]

Christian on a solo holiday because he asked instagram how to cope with a midlife crisis and everybody told him to slow down and take a break. His whole fucking life is a break, how many holidays does one need?!?

 

[eyerollsfordays]

Katie Hawkeys surrogate has had the baby. And by the sounds of it it was early and dramatic and scary. Or it's just Katie getting all dramatic like she does.

She used such small font on the story announcing it that I had to screenshot it and enlarge it

Why do influenzers use such small dam writing??

Most of the time I don't bother reading it.

I should say explicitly I genuinely don’t wish bad on her newborn or anything like that but when I read this I was honestly not a single bit surprised that she happened to have a situation that was dramatic.
Ive never know anyone to have as many ailments diseases injuries and health issues as Katie and she sure as hell let’s everyone know about it and gets all sorts of fancy names and diagnoses and treatments.

So I’m sad for the baby but honestly I feel Katie’s outlook and energy kinda created this. She’s made it so forefront all this drama with health so she unintentionally brought it into her babies like too. Kind of like law of attraction ya know

 

[D-Lister]

Those seatbelts look really safe Iyia you drop kick

 

[snarkersusie]

Has anyone tried the colonel sanders one?

Yup, I found it way too salty.

Also the thought of Jay Jay Feeny talking about sex has put me right off my breakfast.

 

[BeigeonBeige]

@WatermelonSugar22 you?

 

[Pentothal]

I’m sure there were many stupid things to be seen at Creatorcon, but I think this Butter Rooster might be the winner.

I just look at that and see how that rooster is a huge example of influencer wastage and entitlement. Simone,Marine, Millie, Molly, Elleherselfdingwellchrisphighprotein,Sera,Tayla, Boujeejess

Butter is a luxury food now. Sadly this image is all rather reflective of an influencer. At the end of the day that rooster will end up in an oily puddle, transformed from its carved beauty. Just like those influencers who have built their platform on nothing more than their excessive and greedy lives. It/They really represent an ultimately ostentatious and wasteful existence.

 

[heyteam_88]

Mentioning setting up cameras...... someone put the popcorn on, the next update is about to drop.

If Kmart were concerned they would have responded by now, wouldn't they?

Is that water bottle full of lemon juice, the facial expressions make it look like it's really bitter.

Where is the eye roll reaction.. it's nothing but hilarious to me when elleherselfwingwallketo employs all the dramatics for her own camera, as though she is completely unaware the camera is there

 

[D-Lister]

Rebecca Kiel is such a scab. Her luggage didn't arrive on her jetstar flight so she's gone and picked up some gifted clothing from Max which is probably worth a hell of a lot more than anything she owned in that suitcase to begin with.

 

[heyteam_88]

Recap;

Mol - on the move for the third time in a year after mummy sue has turfed her out with sprog in tow. Reportedly shacked up with a new bogan in North Canterbury but no confirmation. #boxofcodys is well and truly historical

Finau - continues to eat like shit and crashed her car with no insurance. No surprises here

DD - still flogging the childfree horse although tends to do so less brazenly these days since preoccupied with her own platform

Iyia - still trying to Make It Happen

Maria - dangerously close to going off the deep end. But has been v. quiet online so good on her??

Kim Crossman - cringe fest Disneyland photo shoot with cringe fest husband, and baby. Will likely feature this again in Women's Day in the near future

JayJay - speaking of Women's Day and cringe, the Scandal Queenie (IYKYK) received a delivery from Algeria for Valentine's and it was about all I could manage

ElleherselfGLP1dingwillcrisp - on the warpath to take down Kmart for feeding her kids aesbestos or so she would have you believe. Hasn't confirmed she's on the jabs but it's obvi babyyyy

LFYAds - usual loser 'woe is me' behaviour even though he's the most jumped up, spoilt little gobshite you'll ever meet; raising much of the same.

Sinead - where the feck is Sinead Corcoran Dye?? Gone off socials entirely. We hope you're ok queen

Ellie - bit boring TBH, still peddling candles and shopping but you do you

Talya 50+ : coz that's what you are hon. None of us in our 40s are calling ourselves 20+ but our girl Talya has always been one for delusion. Duck face and filters working overtime as per.

 

[Lucylemonade]

So Maria’s latest hyper fixation is the death of her niece.
Not taking anything away from the sadness of that, Maria’s latest post about her ‘dropping everything’ (mandarin peeling, book reading and meme posting) to go see her sister is a little random. We have a series of photos of her very messy suitcase, her closed suitcase, her plane seat, her plane tv?!??
Very odd is it not.

 

[MrsEyeroll]

BTS with Erin.....Watching Erin set up her phone to film an ad and listening to her tell Harry what to do and making him start and stop and go this way and that was actually incredibly disturbing.

ETA. She said she sometimes sets up the camera to see what the boys do for ads yet she spent the whole time directing him. Shes a shit parent nobody can convince me otherwise.