NZ Influencers #67

[Teaconsumer]

Oh what did I miss !!!

I got this email.

 

[imunemployedanditsfriday]

I wouldn't want that witch caring for my loved ones.

Neither. But it looks like she’s working in the kitchen?
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So tall...
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If only there was an infant and child service you could take your babies to, to weigh and measure and check their development.
And then all their information could be put into a database to work out averages for babies and children of similar ages.
And then you could know if it was “normal”.
sigh
Someone should make a service like that. It’s a good idea.

 

[snarkersusie]

Why is she dressed like a Grandpa who forgot to put their pants on and escaped the rest home?

 

[imunemployedanditsfriday]

Old bernadebt works at a rest home oh how the mighty have fallen.

I definitely want to shit all over Bernie because I think she has said and done some shitty things. But times are tough and a job is a job. Income is income.
I’m glad she’s finally contributing to the household and her many beauty treatments again instead of draining the family savings for her Botox.

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

It was an email blast. I literally cannot

 

[#blooms]

That cake… I wouldn’t pay for this

 

[UndiesOnFirst]

When rich people take their kids out of school it’s all fine but when poor kids miss school people and politicians think they should be charged and convicted with truancy. Do you think people like Morgan realise that if you miss a month of school each year then you lose an entire year of education?

It’s a classic “what’s classy if you’re rich but trashy if you’re poor” scenario.
It appears she’s also yet again forgotten she has coeliacs disease, showing off all of her tramping prep.
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He got the scar from a scooter accident right ?? And then did he not go to the doctor? I missed the outcome !! But did I read in a previous thread he’s going to get it fixed ?

He got that scar from smacking his face on the corner of their coffee table.
I also thought it was odd when he was like “nothing has spread outside the circles!” When there’s huge red marks outside the circle. Tbf, he does have the world’s wonkiest eyes, so maybe he’s a bit blind.

 

[mostlyheretolurk]

Hosts an event celebrating a thesis written on climate change and uses single-use everything. Make it make sense.

 

[stanleycupgal]

Follow on from the previous posts and polls I’ve added a new one.
Keep on tattling tattlers and remember to close your doors and have your lawyers digits at the ready…Mouthy Makaia is coming for ya!

 

[clingingtoreality]

So, when I come to tattle I search “New Zealand” to find the latest thread. Unfortunately, “New Zealand” has been mentioned in a rather transphobic gender discussion thread. I’ve spent two days being confused as fuck, thinking you’d all gone mad and started talking about nothing but all that’s apparently wrong with trans people.

After two days of trying to bleach the filth I’ve read out of my eyeballs, I finally twigged.

sigh.
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This is worse than the time I got drunk in Palmerston North and got lost finding my way home

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

Incomplete List of Things Influencers Label Themselves With That They Think Makes Them Interesting But Actually Makes Them Boring AF

- ADHD self diagnosis - No. You’re just a lazy mess who has no attention span because you spend your whole life watching reels.
- Peri menopause - No, you just don’t eat well, don’t exercise, and don’t get enough sleep.
- Keto - Good for you, no one cares that you’re eating miserably.
- Coeliac - you probably aren’t, and nobody cares.
- Business Owner - Buying shitty products and trying to monetize your audience does not a successful business owner make. Until you’ve done at least two years selling the same products you don’t have a business, you’re just a reseller, or even worse, a brick in a pyramid scheme.
- Empath - actually get fucked
- A designer - unless you have a design business with business clients who don’t follow you on social media, you are not a designer, and you probably have terrible taste.

I know I’m missing some, please add as you think them.

 

[hereforfreestuff]

Couldn’t even wrangle a “proud of Chloe” or anything Maria? All about you. MY eldest child.,. So glad “I” did it.
fuck off cunt.

 

[hereforfreestuff]

Todays episode of Feral Finau….

 

[stanleycupgal]

Look at that disgusting smug face! She genuinely thinks it's all her doing

But also her world is so pathetically small she’s announcing this like she’s choosing between Yale and Harvard law schools or something. We’ve officially accepted a place. It’s farkin high school you moron. Every kid goes there, get a grip!
wondr if it was really Chloe’s choice or all about Maria

 

[Allthebestnamesweretaken]

Finding a second wife who doesn’t spend her entire life complaining

Finding a wife who uses spices when cooking

 

[#gifted#]

Must admit these dentures are so good

 

[unfluencer90]

Is this how Danni gets her travel or does she pay for it? You know how she does not have kids so she thinks she can travel more? Has she travelled lately?
Even though A LOT of couples with kids travel far, far more than her! AND have a greater accumulation of financial knowledge and assets!

Danni Duncan Ambassador Adventures | Flash Pack

Join Danni Duncan as she leads three Flash Pack ambassador adventures from the Philippines, Portugal and Turkey.

www.flashpack.com

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How much would you have to pay for the pleasure of joining them?

WITHOUT FLIGHTS!!!

 

[littlekiwi]

I can’t tell from the terms and conditions if it’s for two people

Are dick pics from Izzy part of the package

 

[umyeahso]

YES

Please submit this.

Have reported companies before, so this is their final warning before I do I’m not a Karen, but this kind of marketing is just gross and unacceptable, and really reveals how little they ever cared about their (previous) loyal customer base. You’d have thought her family would have steered her straight after they were fined $377,000 for misleading advertising (in 2021, nothing new, but 5 years of false advertising is crazy) Must be nice to be so loaded you don’t even care!
Edit to add: How ironic that the offending related to false/misleading advertising to make it look like the product was from NZ when really it was from China

New Zealand Health Food Company fined $377,000 for misleading customers about origin of ingredients

The phrases and images used to market the royal jelly gave the impression the products were from New Zealand when the key ingredient came from China.

www.stuff.co.nz

 

[ItsMe1983]

Seriously! Please tell me these aren't the goods she turns up with to do make up? Fuck me sideways!