NZ Influencers #57

[snarkersusie]

She most certainly is. Definitely not the full quid

I now understand why I didn’t win Lotto this weekend. It’s because I didn’t put my wish on a letter and have my water absorb it. At least I know for next time.

 

[hereforfreestuff]

Guys have a look at DCCD insta story about her cat its friggin hilarious
They found Stan's second family and she goes over there recording like what the f has the guy even consented that she took video of him and his house also found out stan is not as outdoor as she thought he is, he loves being indoor but just at someone else's house lmaooo.

I know you mean Dani but what is DCCD?
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Ffs!!! Not Melbs!!! Nooooooo

Plot twist, Dani Duncan moves to Mandurah to be the babysitter to our friend cashie- who btw has lost the fucking plot incase you don’t follow her thread lol

 

[hereforfreestuff]

Wtaf? Being punched by someone especially your spouse is abhorrent, yes I know it’s supposed to be a ‘joke’ but as one who has been on the end of their now ex spouses fist this is so fucken not funny Melissa

It’s a TikTok trend, it’s not that deep

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

DCCD is obviously really pressed that her agency have dropped her because no brands wanted to work with her, she’s turned to AI to write a pass agg list of why all the business who don’t want to align with her are WRONG.

Except, the list is just “why child free people should be represented by brands” (whatever that sentence means, terrible syntax), she didn’t ask AI for reasons why brands should partner with Danni Duncan.

I think even AI would turn around and say, “hey, the brands probably aren’t dropping you because you’re focused on child free content, they’re dropping you because your whole vibe is about complaining, telling others what they should be doing for you, and focusing on the negative.”

Not a single brand wants to have their products associated with negativity in the minds of potential consumers. Just because you’ve carved a niche for yourself of people who enjoy seeing you lash at out productive society for not caring how you see yourself, doesn’t mean a brand is going to want to position itself with you in order to access that audience.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

MFM saying her hair hasn't reached the awkward stage yet. Um ok

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

It’s literally a professional doctor’s opinion that Pori Mahmah is binge eating in a way that is seriously damaging her own health and shortening her life expectancy. She actually is acting in a way that can kill her. That should not be celebrated, and should be called out.

We call out influencers on here for using their phones while driving because it’s a risk to life, and a dangerous example to others.

I agree that making comments out of the blue about somebody’s weight and appearance is uncalled for, but when Pori is going on her influencer account and bragging about how much food she is consuming in some sort of retaliation against what her doctor has warned her about, that’s bullshit, disordered behaviour and needs to be called out for the damaging bullshit that it is.

 

[stanleycupgal]

DD must have rocks in her brain. For someone so happy not having kids, she comes across fucking miserable. Her relationship with her cat is weird AF. It's only stayed home all weekend because she's forcing it to. The cat hates you Danni, just admit it.
Brands would never work with her, especially at the moment when they are all drumming in the inclusive band - no way would they want someone who marginalises a really large proportion of people.

 

[hereforfreestuff]

Who ripped off Women's Refuge??

Wait, are you being serious!?!

 

[Notascammer]

Proof of what an absolute POS parent this clown is! Poor Ronan! Can't talk to mum because she's busy talking to a bunch of strangers on the internet!

 

[Sadie123]

Does Mike King seem kind of a douchebag to anyone else? His comment got deleted but his wife is also replying to people's comments with dumb retorts, and she blocked jazz Thornton. Lol. It's Mike's way or the highway nevermind any other person or organization trying to prevent $uicide.

 

[rheanna231]

I would but my car has too many car seats

Thats all good, shes practically a Child anyway. Can put her in one of your booster seat.
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Breaking news
The reason why Danni's cat run away was because he cannot defend his territory himself, the neighbour cat somehow bullied him and claimed his territory. Hence Danni is moving to Australia along with his kitty cat to save him from getting bullied

 

[notmadjustdisappointed]

Maybe Jared Keil is back in CHCH and got a job because they realised how fckn ridiculous it was that he was in Auckland earning no money while she tried to do her dirty shitty makeup, her dirty shitty brownies and her wacky looking brows just to try and get the renos done because they were dumb and built a pool and a gym instead of finishing their house??????

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

Those kids are neurodivergent. Likely autistic and sensory processing disorder but MFM has respected their privacy and not disclosed diagnosis process as far as I am aware.

MFM literally screenshotted and posted Ronan's diagnosis of some sensory processing issue from the specialist last year. Like, the full screen print out of the results of his test.

It was so gross for her to expose his issues like that.

 

[snarkersusie]

MFM having a tanty. Just stop reading here then?

 

[rheanna231]

Danni Duncan's cat left her and found a second home

 

[rheanna231]

Went to private school and cant spell salad

 

[clingingtoreality]

earthside. That term is f**king ridiculous..I know some people say babies are sent etc, but earthside,

like, are the incubating in your uterus on Mars before they’re born, or….??

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

MFM literally screenshotted and posted Ronan's diagnosis of some sensory processing issue from the specialist last year. Like, the full screen print out of the results of his test.

It was so gross for her to expose his issues like that.

not only that but she discussed in depth his 'stomach' issues and how they'd tried different diets etc. I got mad at my mum when she discussed me and my periods with my aunty when I was 12, let alone the whole internet lol. Can't imagine it, poor kids

 

[wanderpanther]

Omg this chick can eat!! And yuck all that Korean crap is probably full of toxic shit. And then she buys the greasy fatty chicken and the checkout girl says "ooohhh i know what you're having for dinner" and she goes "bitch this is just a schnack"

All this food was one day and that's just what she shows us. Obvs there is lots more

Oh and then posts a photo of something broken that she must have sat on. A chair????

Lmao how is the Korean “crap” full of toxic shit are we that racist on here? You do realise NZ has strict food safety standards on imported goods? What about the countless amount of junk food at pak n save or countdown… no toxins in those?

Most toxic thing in those pics is the GINORMOUS amounts of crap food.

 

[magnoliab*tchin]

Brodie Kane? Or Christian from LFYD??? The resemblance is striking.
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Is it really?? Been meaning to try it but I can never believe anything these idiots say

It’s so good and they have a brown/black version now which is awesome.