NZ Influencers #56

[spiderqueens]

And this is why you dont put your kids on the internet. We all know what Frankie looks like, but this is a public forum so I sensored his face. Hes making iceblocks, and these are the comments The bottom profile has in their bio "minor attracted person" fancy way of saying pedalo. Hes opened them up to this life

Jesus that makes me feel so bloody sick, all those influencers putting their kids online need their fucking heads read

 

[shh77]

That sounds great hahah I remember getting so mad as a kid playing that chocolate chopping dress up game and someone else would roll a 6 before I could eat any chocolate life was so unfair in the early 2000s

Omg slap me right in the childhood! The chocolate game!!! that was wild lol!
…DEFINITELY couldn’t play that game now!
It would have to be with a gluten free, dairy free, nut free, paleo, keto, organic, refined sugar free raw cacao bar!
Oh, and only ONE piece! No stuffing your face with as much as possible!

 

[snarkersusie]

If I had to see this then so does everyone else

 

[Allthebestnamesweretaken]

I'm so confused by Maria. She took her nephew to a park in Tuakau, but doesn't do jack shit with her own kids. And she actually seems happy, on the swing at the park. Why can't she have that same joy with her own kids? As soon as her nephew goes home it will be back to mopping around on the couch and getting her slaves to fold her washing

 

[snarkersusie]

And looking at the meals she's feeding the kids makes its even more obvious that she still treats her tweens as toddlers Even the portion sizes look the same!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SAUCE AND SEASONINGS MARIA???

What food hurt you? Spice it up a little. Literally.

 

[rheanna231]

I think companies don’t like working with her as she comes across rude. I don’t care if she wants kids or not. I don’t see this an issue. However, it’s not a new thing and I don’t think people question it as much now. Only those who are sensitive to the issue seem to be bringing it up a lot more! Gosh, I work with two individuals who are child free. One married one not. Other department there are five of them who are happily single or living with others and kids is never a conversation or question.

100%. Theres something about her that rub me the wrong way. Other influencers never really make me mad theyre just generally bimbo in paradise, delulu and oversharing their life. But Danni is just a condescending bitch.
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And Danni im sure youre keeping up with Tattle. Lol.
Practically she wants a free holiday PLUS getting paid to do it. Might as well endorse a well known travel influencer
Lmao she literally brought a box of shampoo on her holiday and took a pic of the manky wet boxes and now wanting someone to buy her a cosmetic pouch. I thought you're child free surely you can afford a cosmetic pouch. Didnt realise you're that broke Danni, you sounded really desperate.

 

[influencersannoyme]

this haircut just makes her neck look so long

 

[spiderqueens]

Re givealittle and just my opinion, give if you want to, don’t give if you don’t want to, scroll past and don’t give it another thought. Nobody should judge anyone on what they do or don’t do when they or family are living with cancer or any other life limiting illness/disease

 

[justhereforthehatefollow]

So Frankie went to his grandparents who yes live next door so no roads to cross etc etc, he comes home at 0805, he needs to catch the bust at 0815, so he’s not dressed for school, maybe he’s had breakfast at his grandparents forgets he needs money for a bake sale. He’s 6 ffs, why didn’t Christian either go over to the grandparents and bring him home to get ready for school or phone the grandparents ask them to send him home. His grandparents would know he wasn’t ready for school, would know what time he gets the bus, why didn’t they send him or take him home, were they awake? Was Christian awake? Did Christian wake at 0800 and then realise the time? How would they know if Frankie walked out of the house and wandered off or of someone came into the house at night since they only seem to know Frankie’s gone when they get up in the morning. So many questions for someone who really doesn’t give a shit
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Am I wrong

How on Earth is a 5/6 year old supposed to be responsible for managing their time in the morning?? I can’t believe the snarky “he didn’t come home until…” You’re lucky he came home at that time! What does he expect Frankie is sitting their thinking , “hmmm yes best pop on home to get ready for school, it is about that time.” He’s a child!!! Where was Frankie? Where were you Christian!? How did you not know where your child was with 10 minutes before you were supposed to leave for school? And then not even help him get ready for the day and blame him when he also forgot to grab money? These are RIDICULOUS expectations

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

I just took a look at her page for the first time in a while. She doesn't know whether she's coming or going, huh? "Anyone else in their happy solo girl travel era?" sandwiched in between "looking for other childfree girlies to go travelling with so I don't have to set up a tripod to take travel photos alone" and "finding friends to travel with as you get older can be really difficult." Alongside the standard wah-wah, another brand has pulled the pin on working with me because they didn't like the childfree angle ... referencing "as a mum I," "as a teacher I", "as an artist I" so why can't it be "as a childfree person I...?"

Because childfree on its own is not a thing. Brands are looking for marketing power. The teacher and artist can also be childfree - it's being a teacher or artist that is their point of difference. She's SO far into this childfree 'niche' and still has no point of difference beyond the absence of children. I follow a load of childfree women; my interest in their content isn't that they don't have kids - it's what they do with their childfree life. Sport, art, travel (that they don't spend the whole trip bitching about), craft, career, hobbies ... etc. They've all got a lot more on the go than a cat and a bad wardrobe.

Also, honey, most women in their thirties do have friends to go travelling with. Having to beg for this online is unique to you, not the norm. Trips may happen less but that's not just because everyone's having kids. That can be a factor, but I'd say it's more about aligning timing around work requirements, sports, other events, and um, possibly the cost of living crisis? Not to mention peoples' priorities organically shift in their thirties. Lots would rather save to buy a home than fork out thousands to take your travel photos for you. Soz.

Oof, so well said
If she’s so desperate to travel, go by yourself. That’s what I did multiple times in my 20s, I wasn’t about to wait around for someone to go with. Travelling with friends is terrible anyway haha you can’t do whatever you want, stay in a place longer cos you love it, have a sleep in if you want to, skip that place you were going to go to, take as long as you like or as little as you like. I went to 20 countries solo and another 20 as part of 2 x contiki trips and met plenty of great friends I’m still in touch with now. It’s really not that hard, Danni. Ultimately, she needs to grow up

 

[hereforfreestuff]

I’m so confused, this is more exciting than every meal I’ve ever seen her serve up?

 

[fakestagram]

Absolutely! I’d be running my ass everywhere

Ok I’m glad I can finally touch on this cause it was KILLING me not being able to remember my password

so I’ve done funded IVF so I know the process. The BMI isn’t there to make you feel shit about yourself it’s because the bigger you are/more fat you have, the chances are the bigger drug dose you will need to stimulate yourself into producing more follicles which will then produce better quality eggs. I got SO mad when I saw she was fobbing it off when she first talked about it. If she had of asked the dr/nurse why her weight was an issue and why they use BMI they would have told her. Instead she heard what she’s prob heard her entire life “lose weight” and is running with it!
The sad thing is, even going private they will recommend her to lose weight BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS not because they are being jerks. It’s science, IVF is a scientific procedure, there are particular factors that will make the outcome better. I absolutely would NOT be dropping 15k (at least) on IVF if I was her size purely because she’s not going to get a good outcome from the stims.

 

[HiTeam]

And this is why you dont put your kids on the internet. We all know what Frankie looks like, but this is a public forum so I sensored his face. Hes making iceblocks, and these are the comments The bottom profile has in their bio "minor attracted person" fancy way of saying pedalo. Hes opened them up to this life

And he leaves these comments up?! Yet deletes comments that even slightly oppose his opinion on something and blocks the commenter

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Ellie JUST bought that breville machine she has! Honestly it enrages me seeing these already wealthy pos influencers getting gifted thousands of dollars worth of items! She could have declined taking it herself and done a giveaway to her followers and given it to someone less fortunate!

 

[imunemployedanditsfriday]

In the space of two days Erin Simpson has raved about how good Camplane is, then immediately onto the new luxe sticks hyaluronic acid sticks and how great they are, and then this morning it's onto Esssano which according to her she and Zac loves and uses all the time and are amazing products and a great price point. Ffs I hate the way these influenzers are so inauthentic Scamone being the worst, with Erin close behind. Who knows what works? There is never enough time with one product to know the effects.

THIS is the reason influencing is on the way out.
People pushing product after product after product, when they’re not genuine reviews and it’s not a product they really use, is why nobody trusts influencers anymore and businesses are moving away from using influencers for advertising.
If these people were honest instead of grabbing at any opportunity that comes their way, this industry wouldn’t be going down the toilet the way it is
Influencers only have themselves and their colleagues to blame.

 

[stanleycupgal]

Also what the fuck is this one on about. I'm not far from her today and the car says 23c and the weather forecast app says similar!

 

[rheanna231]

I truely don’t think Hannah Courtney can read the room. Back handedly bragging about losing so much weight she’s barely a size 6, and spending $500 on a black mini skirt (that she’ll wear where exactly?? She’s a SAHM of a baby on the coast?? But never mind that.) I get the impression she’s quite bored. And I’m sorry but the only people I honest to God don’t judge for buying expensive designer are the likes of Abby Plested who are WEALTHY. The rest are putting it on credit card/Afterpay or are just flushing their money away on some ugly Ruby dress they’ll wear twice before they deem it “out”. At least Danni Duncan outfit repeats and thrifts. Even if she complains while doing it lol lol.

Wait til she discovers Tattle.

 

[AmIanInfluencerYet?]

Danni D crying on holiday because it keeps raining gave me a cackle

 

[unfluencer90]

This is some embarrassing business advice - "how to scam people"

 

[fakestagram]

god I must be getting old why would she be doing this now? What are the benefits doing this now? Baby has not been born and how long does colostrum “keep”?

You can express colostrum from 35w as long as everything is going well in pregnancy. You store it in the syringes in the freezer and then they are ready to go when baby arrives. Keeps around 6m from what my midwife told me
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Yeah this is very normal, nothing special. I tried to do this, but nothing comes out. Once my baby is born, its still not out (tried hand expressing etc)! And baby wouldnt latch either. After 5 days, supply finally kicked in but it has transitioned to normal milk, and baby doesnt latch until she is 3 weeks old (that, even require breastshield). Breastfeeding isnt for the weak!

Oh man that sounds super rough! It’s def not an easy way to feed baby for some people!
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They, whoever they are, recommend expressing colostrum from 36 weeks, certainly didn’t do it in my day, you simply popped the baby out and fed them

“They” are midwives and obstetrics personnel who are experts in their field.
good for you that you had an easy time but some people don’t.
Again I’m all for bagging on influencers when they do stupid tit but actually good on Edna for doing this. Even if she’s not going to breastfeed or she’s going to exclusively pump. Good on her. Things change, new research is conducted and what people did “in there day” vs what some people do now are wildly different