Right then, a really long live again, over two hours, lots of talking shite, getting distracted, trying to explain the storyline of something she watched on Tiktoc but here's some of the main points...
She's got a nearly new quad bike from marketplace for Lowen, electric, it's for Xmas but she tried it and showed him but he wasn't interested but she thinks he was just tired.
Bella went for JB, she's had to separate them again, she did a video but calls Bella a cunt on it and says she can't edit it out so she will get lots of hate for it.
Huge is back home, her mum went with her to collect him.
Moaning already about the amount of shit in the yard and she is pissed off with it because it hasn't made it easy for her, she wants to get a wacking plate to pack it down more.
Lowen is back to preschool tomorrow but he's being really clingy at the moment, constantly hanging on her and saying he wants to go home even when they are home. He's doing better with potty training but not wearing pants yet.
Fb notified her to remind her supporters they have free stars to send her but obviously only if they want to, cue lots of stars being sent, Julia comments telling Jo she has just sent her some.
Talks about Tiktoc and how people get loads of money and gifts etc
Then acts all suprised and thanks people for sending stars like she didn't know that was going to happen
Someone comments "I'm a new subscriber today, I'm so excited and I love you!" sad twat.
Says she has crammed so much into this week but the lost gardens of Heligan was boring, she doesn't give a shit about plants, there wasn't enough for Lowen to do, no water for him to play in.
***Julia getting desperate comments again that she has just sent more stars!
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Jo says she doesn't like going to places where you have to read information, she hates reading unless it's a kids book. She likes interactive places, she refused to go to the Eden project because she doesn't want to read about flowers.
She loves history, took it for GCSE because she loved her history teacher, he taught them about the war.... whenever it was.... wherever it was..... Yeah, you clearly took that info in well Jo!
He taught them in a fun way but if she goes to a castle she wants people to be dressed up reinacting moments of history because she's a visual learner, goes on to try and give examples but clearly hasn't got a clue what she is talking about!
Goes back to Heligan, they took Lowens bike and took it round with them and then got told bikes weren't allowed but she said tough shit we walked in with it. I think she takes the bike everywhere to stop him having a tantrum.
Said she loves Dairy land because its exciting and she loves lowen being loud and doesn't give a shit about what other people think of him screaming and shouting because that's what he does when they play at home.
Keeps saying hoe busy she's been but then talking about all the stuff she has watched on Tiktoc.
She went on Tinder and changed her bio, it says she is a solo mum, her little boy comes first, she has a hoard of animals. If your bio is full of pictures of you half naked at the gym you probably aren't the man for me. Please be at least 5"11".
She doesn't find short men attractive, she wants to be able to look up to her man when wearing heels. **can't help wondering if Gavin is frantically on Google searching how to make yourself grow taller!
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Starts talking about Natikka again, says trolls messaged her and told her that she was slagging her off, they sent her a screen record of what Jo was saying (this was not me by the way!) Natikka told Jo she had given the clip to the police which Jo says is absolute bullshit because she went to the police about trolls and they weren't interested in helping her. Gets all sarcastic saying that apparently they are treating what Natikka said very seriously.
Moves on to Tattle, says its a hate group but she refuses to name it and tells her supporters not to name it either as she doesn't want it to be promoted.
Apparently we all need to get over ourselves, we should say what we think to her face and not hide behind a fake profile... Err Jo you clearly haven't grasped the concept of the platform have you?? And when people have tried to tell you what they think you delete and block them so that's why they come here!
We say she's ugly and a scammer etc Tattle is the same shit every time, she doesn't even need to look at it to know what is being said... And then goes on to mention Hugo so clearly has been on here!
She's not a scammer, yes she did a GoFundMe for Girlcat, there's no shame in asking for help, the op wasn't needed, she tried to give people their money back but they refused so it went into the horses, had the lorry ramp fixed etc.
She helps so many people and donates money but just keeps quiet about it!
Tattle is disgusting, but if it makes them happy talking about her then they can get on with it.
She is so lucky that she doesn't let this shit affect her, she's so lucky to have a thick skin, she's genuinely not bothered because she is so secure in herself as a person, she knows she is a good person, an amazing mother. It's a beautiful thing that she has bought people together, like minded people who care about each other, she sleeps so well at night because she is so happy!
She's been sweating so much at night she convinced herself that she was starting the menopause so maybe she needs to have another kid, she's the best mum and can give another child the best life. This time next year she wants to be pregnant by a sperm bank. Tells the story about her lesbian friends who have had three kids using a company that specialises in sperm doners, it's free, all officially done with a solicitor, you meet the donor, they are health screened etc and she won't be able to ask for help like child support in the future.
If nvf is still running then all the supporters can follow the whole journey with her.
Talks about a mortgage, she won't be able to get one without a big deposit and a huge wage. They could lend her ยฃ96,000 with a 10%deposit but she couldn't buy a house for that. Her dream is to have a bungalow with ten acres but her mortgage advisor said she would need to earn another ten grand a year, cue loads of whoa is me, its so hard to earn money on social media, fb takes such a big cut, she would need thousands more supporters, she's so grateful for what she has but it's hard. This is obviously all crap and just a way to get her supporters to share all her posts to get her more supporters.
Says if she can't have a house she may as well have another baby, she's desperate to hold and smell a baby again and they are easy to look after compared to a toddler. She's happy to do everything herself, she can cope with anything but she might accept more help second time round and not be as clingy as she is with lowen.
She wants to ride Hugo this week, either ride Jack and lead Hugo then swap but she'd rather an experienced rider went on Jack and she rode Hugo but she's definitely going to do it this week, he's never hurt her, it's just in her head.
She has been worrying about her security in her home, when the landlord dues will they put the rent up, can she trust them to let her stay there.
Someone suggests she uses YouTube but she says Fb is her platform, she likes being able to look back at everything. Have to be more careful on YouTube, not allowed to swear and she hasn't got time to edit it all so much.
She was stupid to choose such a low subscription rate but when fb offered it to her she felt it was so cringe, she felt awkward selling herself and felt uncomfortable promoting herself and still finds it hard now!
This is hysterical because Jo absolutely jumped at the chance to make money and took every chance she could to promote herself as well as setting up her wishlist, merchandise as well!
She undervalued herself, not everyone could afford ยฃ3.49 but they can afford 89p but fb take 30 % so she earns very little. If she was asking ยฃ3.49 and 100,000 followers paid then she would have her bungalow now.
Then starts with the whole ko-fi subscription story again, how she accidentally set it to dollars not pounds and she couldn't change it which we all know is bollocks.
Of course all the comments are pathetic, she's realing them in with how hard done by she is and they are saying how she does so much for them, puts so much content on etc
She says she still wants to do merchandise again but it's so much work and she's not in the right head space, doesn't want to let people down, she knows it will be really busy.
Says Heart radio doing comps where you text when you hear a certain song and if they ring you then you can win money. She spent ยฃ15 entering, convinced they would choose her and she would win and they didn't so she starts ranting how the people who win want the money for an extension on their house whilst she hasn't even got her own home, they are just greedy!
For someone who claims to be so busy she spends a lot of time entering radio comps and watching Tiktoc not to mention wasting ยฃ15 so clearly not that worried about money, ยฃ15 would pay for someone to feed their family for a few days but Jo is so out of touch with other people's struggles, all she cares about is herself.
She continues to rant about other stuff, game shows and winning money but I literally couldn't listen to any more so I turned the sound off and she stopped a couple of minutes later.