I can't get over how the last thing she posted on her Substack was in November 2025. And it STILL only has 1 comment and 7 likes. And that 1 comment is a "shadow" comment.
Niomi Smart #99 Nothing, nothing and nothing
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I couldn't help myself since it's thread #99...
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As well how dare anyone asked her about her favorite movie/series or book...let alone the state of the worldA date with Niomi:
"So where did you grow up and how attached are you to your family?
"oh I looove my familyThey are pahfect
"Ok. What do you do for work?
"This and that
"Where do you see yourself in a few years?
"Where ever my partner is.
"I mean you. Where do you want to be?
"Umm. Doesn't matter
"You have a lot of free time. What do you do with it?
"
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Ok do you want to know anything about me?
"No I don't need to
let's be guided by 11:11 and breath dancing to the MOON!! 
As usually miss lazy pants proving wrong to her own community
dedication to whatever she is doing is on point 
She gives nothing yet she still charges those Subsatck fees and double for the Open hearts Club crud.
^ If Niomi is still charging people for a service/product she isn’t delivering then, in my personal opinion, that should be considered fraud.
As an analogy, that’s like paying for a newspaper subscription and they randomly decide to stop making newspapers but continue to charge you.
As an analogy, that’s like paying for a newspaper subscription and they randomly decide to stop making newspapers but continue to charge you.
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The last post on OHC was the end of May by the looks of it... £7.77 a month to subscribe.
Especially since she gives a little bit of a discount to encourage paying for a yearly subscription from the start, then you REALLY get shafted.
You're better off getting Netflix for a month for that fee. I can barely get through her IG posts, can't imagine paying to read that stuff.
Ooooh. My piles are killing me!! 
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That's approx. $10.43. I'd rather go to Starbucks or buy a book or something.
She couldn't have washed her hair for a formal event? LolOoooh. My piles are killing me!!
Single Niomi always looks like she's in pain in pictures. Girl come on...
Did she get filler? Face looks off.Ooooh. My piles are killing me!!
Terrina's daughter the other Naomi is some injection specialist, I bet they get freebies.
I CANNOT BELIEVE ITHi everyone. Thread title by @chausette
Anyone wants to do a recap of.. nothing?
It seems like time has stopped and won't restart until we have a new wonderful partner.
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From Notting Hill to NOTHINGNESS, the transformation has completed
Did she show up the last full moon to share some woo woo?
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Ring? On ring finger?Ooooh. My piles are killing me!!
She's in Ibiza for Sophie Dear's wedding. Wonder if James Freebies is around to show her a good time?! 
Omgg haha remember Estee's bizzaro summer she spend there after her engagement fell apart, she was in that dude's cab 24/7.She's in Ibiza for Sophie Dear's wedding. Wonder if James Freebies is around to show her a good time?!
There's nothing to discuss, yet this thread is already on page two. If only Niomi had this much to say, her career would be on fire.