Niomi Smart #99 Nothing, nothing and nothing

[LolitaBlah]

Hi everyone. Thread title by @chausette
Anyone wants to do a recap of.. nothing?
It seems like time has stopped and won't restart until we have a new wonderful partner.

 

[Coldfeet]

Recap!!

 

[Callan]

That number and title go so well together haha.

Last fall she said she's going to focus on her career, and well it's going exactly as expected. Crickets.

 

[Nitfey]

Do you think by thread #100 she will do...well ... absolutely effing nothing...
Crickets awards of century.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

That number and title go so well together haha.

Last fall she said she's going to focus on her career, and well it's going exactly as expected. Crickets.

I think she has a MAN and is keeping it all offline until there's a ring

 

[Callan]

I think she has a MAN and is keeping it all offline until there's a ring

There is a chance she finally learned not to overshare the relationship stuff but she's kinda disappeared and not sharing anything.

 

[Coldfeet]

There is a chance she finally learned not to overshare the relationship stuff but she's kinda disappeared and not sharing anything.

'She finally learned'..............not our Dimbobs

 

[Callan]

'She finally learned'..............not our Dimbobs

But she said she's a constant student haha. It's like a curse with her now, the moment she does her new man reveal they break up!

 

[MistyWindows]

Honestly she could go on Hinge and get snapped up in a heartbeat. And no, Nims, Hinge isn’t just for poor people and there’s plenty of rich folk on there too.
She just seems so lost and lonely, I think she feels like she can’t seek out men and they have to come to her obsessively in a whimsical, romantic way and that’s just not how it works. Guys like Jamie and Wonderful Partner go full on and were clearly not partner material.

 

[Anonimus007]

I think it's harder for an online influencer to find a normal man than it is for the average woman, because her entire life is on display and available for predatory men to analyze and exploit. There are so many examples of this.

 

[Callan]

I think it's harder for an online influencer to find a normal man than it is for the average woman, because her entire life is on display and available for predatory men to analyze and exploit. There are so many examples of this.

So true I was thinking that reading this thread, she lives this weird online life and yes most people are addicted to the internet but she's on a whole other level.

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

Honestly she could go on Hinge and get snapped up in a heartbeat.

I’m not sure about this bit tbh. She’s pretty and thin but her online footprint is a bit weird and cringe and she’s not particularly confident or funny. Plus dating nowadays is absolutely ducked - worse than it’s ever been.

 

[November_again]

I’m not sure about this bit tbh. She’s pretty and thin but her online footprint is a bit weird and cringe and she’s not particularly confident or funny. Plus dating nowadays is absolutely ducked - worse than it’s ever been.

There's also just a very small percentage of men who are into her woo woo nonsense and those are not gonna be the Joeys of the world, but rather the Lordons.
Looks can only get you so far and sure, she's a chameleon who adopts her men's interests at the start, but eventually a man looking to settle down might want to talk about more than the moon, her bleed, 11:11 and her seeing herself as a devine portal/ bridge.

 

[julixx]

She's liked a few Instagram posts about how hard it is to find a good man and how they just want princess treatment, so I don't know that she's having a great time dating.

 

[Coldfeet]

She's liked a few Instagram posts about how hard it is to find a good man and how they just want princess treatment, so I don't know that she's having a great time dating.

Looking at her YT where she can talk for 45 mins and say precisely nothing, imagine going on a date with her🫣

 

[Callan]

She's liked a few Instagram posts about how hard it is to find a good man and how they just want princess treatment, so I don't know that she's having a great time dating.

That's funny considering that she's the one who always wants the princess treatment herself! She needs to stop looking for a man and start living.

 

[Callan]

Looking at her YT where she can talk for 45 mins and say precisely nothing, imagine going on a date with her🫣

Living a coddled life of privilege can be dangerous to one's personality lol.

 

[LolitaBlah]

A date with Niomi:

"So where did you grow up and how attached are you to your family?
"oh I looove my family They are pahfect
"Ok. What do you do for work?
"This and that I breath. A lot.
"Where do you see yourself in a few years?
"Where ever my partner is.
"I mean you. Where do you want to be?
"Umm. Doesn't matter I can move to India. To Bali. To wherever you are. You know I litcherally have lived in 28 countries! So happy
"You have a lot of free time. What do you do with it?
" Breathing. I stalk stray cats. Read nothing. I go on sponsored trips. Twice a year. I post on Youtube. Twice a year. So overwhelmingly pahfact
" ‍ Ok do you want to know anything about me?
"No I don't need to Red and blue feathers will help me take any future decisions anyway

 

[Callan]

A date with Niomi:

"So where did you grow up and how attached are you to your family?
"oh I looove my family They are pahfect
"Ok. What do you do for work?
"This and that I breath. A lot.
"Where do you see yourself in a few years?
"Where ever my partner is.
"I mean you. Where do you want to be?
"Umm. Doesn't matter I can move to India. To Bali. To wherever you are. You know I litcherally have lived in 28 countries! So happy
"You have a lot of free time. What do you do with it?
" Breathing. I stalk stray cats. Read nothing. I go on sponsored trips. Twice a year. I post on Youtube. Twice a year. So overwhelmingly pahfact
" ‍ Ok do you want to know anything about me?
"No I don't need to Red and blue feathers will help me take any future decisions anyway

Most people have to pay to get their resume done professionally, you just did it for freeskies for her!

 

[slamvs27]

I think her standards are too high. She thinks she's far out of most people's leagues, but she attracts the lowest of the low because like attracts like. And men can smell desperation from a mile away. I can see her having to get off her high horse soon and settle with some random dude in her 40s. She can't be single for long, and she sees "being single" as a chapter and not a lifestyle. Her life only centres women when there's no man in her life. She people out more content when there's a man around too. Imagine your career, relationships, personality, and self-worth all revolving around a man. Go on girl, (keep) giv(ing) us nothing.