sitkx
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Hello everyone and happy December 2nd!
I'm back with VLOGMAS, and today we are teleporting back to The Fashion Awards of 2019 ~
(This vlog is 20 freaking minutes long, so bear with me here)
- "I woke up later than I should've, at 7, and just been faffing around the house for an hour...and it's now... *checks phone* ...8!"
(Niomi calculating 7 plus 1)
- In just 2 minutes we get to experience the full range of Niomi's vocabulary (timestamps 03:20-05:36) "beuchiful day", "such a beuchiful salon", "beauchiful couture dresses, they're all made so beauchifully", "these two beauchiful shoes here", "they're all absolutely beauchiful".
The beautiful shoes in question:
Just to remind you, this is 2019 and not 2007.
- For the newbies on this thread, here she shows off the ring that Joe bought her at an antique shop that she's been spotted wearing a few days ago (while also posting sappy Instagram stories with a depressing song about him):
- Niomi explains that she left the hairstylist booking for the freaking red carpet to the very last minute, so she had to find a completely random stylist on some app the night before (#AD? #Sponsored? #gifted? Who knows)
- I’m being petty, but has anyone ever noticed how when she's talking, she constantly has to stop and swallow really hard, then tsk?? It makes my skin crawl (02:20, 07:41, 09:10, 09:51, 10:25).
(Pictured: me, listening to her gulping every two minutes)
- She lists like 50 beauty treatments that she had done in preparation for the red carpet, then says very self-importantly, "But I didn't have a facial — didn't have time. Would've been nice, but didn't have time". Remember how the DAY BEFORE THIS she had a whole free day, but "didn't have time" for a facial because she's very busy and important
- Hairstylist listening to Niomi talk for licherally the entire time she's doing her hair:
(For this activity, we will play Spot The Difference!)
(Pictured: hairstylist telepathically sending SOS signals to the makeup artist)
Meanwhile, Niomi (bragging about Joe, probably):
Her monologue, according to me: “Yeah Joey is just, like, SO dreamy. Absolutely pahhhfect. Look at this beauchiful ring he bought me at the antique shop, it’s just done so beauchifully, it will go beauchifully with my dress tonight. I’m going to the fashion awards, did you know? Anyway, Joey is just licherally so pahfect, he’s quite dreamy, isn’t he…I’m not a yewchewba though, if you’re wondering. People licherally think I’m an influencer, but I’m licherally not. By the way, are you in the market for a new mop by any chance? —“
“—and Joey is in India right now, which is just so beauchiful and absolutely dreamy. It’s licherally pahfect, but I’ll have to remember to hide the peanut butters when he comes back. Did I mention that he’s quite close with the royal family? It’s quite dreamy—“
“—so then my best friend Charlotte introduced us. I call her Bridget Jones, isn’t it licherally a pahfect name for her? You know, I woke up quite late yesterday, at around 5AM, which is just so unlike me! I did plan to go on a 35km run, but I was listening to my body and only did a 32km run…it was quite dreamy though. I came home and had a Feel New tea, which is licherally so pahfect, but it was quite filling, so I skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner—“
(Pictured: Niomi realizing that her Saturn return is scheduled for 2020)
- After the hair and makeup, Niomi humblebrags that Joey has already sent her not one, but two bouquets of flowers and some money for sticky toffee pudding, and that he will be returning on the 12th.
(Pictured: Joey watching from India, knowing damn well he's not returning on the 12th)
- We get a brief foreshadow of 2020/2021 below, and she finally sets off to the event.
- This vlog was a freaking drag and a bore, and so I just leave you with this:
(Pictured: Niomi clearly hating being compared to Severus Snape)
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Y'all, I'm already getting tired of watching her vlogs...
Me, talking to myself after I agreed to do all her vlogmas videos:
Anyway, good night
I'm back with VLOGMAS, and today we are teleporting back to The Fashion Awards of 2019 ~
(This vlog is 20 freaking minutes long, so bear with me here)
- "I woke up later than I should've, at 7, and just been faffing around the house for an hour...and it's now... *checks phone* ...8!"
(Niomi calculating 7 plus 1)
- In just 2 minutes we get to experience the full range of Niomi's vocabulary (timestamps 03:20-05:36) "beuchiful day", "such a beuchiful salon", "beauchiful couture dresses, they're all made so beauchifully", "these two beauchiful shoes here", "they're all absolutely beauchiful".
The beautiful shoes in question:
Just to remind you, this is 2019 and not 2007.
- For the newbies on this thread, here she shows off the ring that Joe bought her at an antique shop that she's been spotted wearing a few days ago (while also posting sappy Instagram stories with a depressing song about him):
- Niomi explains that she left the hairstylist booking for the freaking red carpet to the very last minute, so she had to find a completely random stylist on some app the night before (#AD? #Sponsored? #gifted? Who knows)
- I’m being petty, but has anyone ever noticed how when she's talking, she constantly has to stop and swallow really hard, then tsk?? It makes my skin crawl (02:20, 07:41, 09:10, 09:51, 10:25).
(Pictured: me, listening to her gulping every two minutes)
- She lists like 50 beauty treatments that she had done in preparation for the red carpet, then says very self-importantly, "But I didn't have a facial — didn't have time. Would've been nice, but didn't have time". Remember how the DAY BEFORE THIS she had a whole free day, but "didn't have time" for a facial because she's very busy and important
- Hairstylist listening to Niomi talk for licherally the entire time she's doing her hair:
(For this activity, we will play Spot The Difference!)
There's no difference
(Pictured: hairstylist telepathically sending SOS signals to the makeup artist)
Meanwhile, Niomi (bragging about Joe, probably):
Her monologue, according to me: “Yeah Joey is just, like, SO dreamy. Absolutely pahhhfect. Look at this beauchiful ring he bought me at the antique shop, it’s just done so beauchifully, it will go beauchifully with my dress tonight. I’m going to the fashion awards, did you know? Anyway, Joey is just licherally so pahfect, he’s quite dreamy, isn’t he…I’m not a yewchewba though, if you’re wondering. People licherally think I’m an influencer, but I’m licherally not. By the way, are you in the market for a new mop by any chance? —“
“—and Joey is in India right now, which is just so beauchiful and absolutely dreamy. It’s licherally pahfect, but I’ll have to remember to hide the peanut butters when he comes back. Did I mention that he’s quite close with the royal family? It’s quite dreamy—“
“—so then my best friend Charlotte introduced us. I call her Bridget Jones, isn’t it licherally a pahfect name for her? You know, I woke up quite late yesterday, at around 5AM, which is just so unlike me! I did plan to go on a 35km run, but I was listening to my body and only did a 32km run…it was quite dreamy though. I came home and had a Feel New tea, which is licherally so pahfect, but it was quite filling, so I skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner—“
(Pictured: Niomi realizing that her Saturn return is scheduled for 2020)
- After the hair and makeup, Niomi humblebrags that Joey has already sent her not one, but two bouquets of flowers and some money for sticky toffee pudding, and that he will be returning on the 12th.
He did not
(Pictured: Joey watching from India, knowing damn well he's not returning on the 12th)
- We get a brief foreshadow of 2020/2021 below, and she finally sets off to the event.
- This vlog was a freaking drag and a bore, and so I just leave you with this:
(Pictured: Niomi clearly hating being compared to Severus Snape)
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Y'all, I'm already getting tired of watching her vlogs...
Me, talking to myself after I agreed to do all her vlogmas videos:
Anyway, good night